грязно, сервис хромает, номера советских времен... dirty, lame service, soviet-era rooms...

Came just for a week. I never leave reviews, so the time has come. Traveled with a 7 year old. Placed immediately, on the first floor, it is convenient with a child. The room is small, dirty (there is a lot of dust on the TV, floor, shelves). Furniture such Soviet times. There is a TV, a refrigerator. Toilet and shower combined. Issue for the period of stay 1 roll of toilet paper and 1 soap. Oh yes, a basin for washing things. The territory of the boarding house itself is large, beautiful. Pines, fir-trees, roses, bushes. Small paddock with peacocks. On the territory there is a playground, metal structures - the same swings and everything is in the open air. In the heat itself, it is impossible to be there. The sea is located close, the territory is protected. The beach is a small crumb of shells, like sand. The sea was quite cold, so we wanted to use the children's pool. It was under renovation.... There was no information about this. There was also no declared animation for children and adults - it's not the season yet, although there is information on the site about these services. We bought a last minute ticket, so I didn’t read much about the boarding house. The big surprise was the checkout time at 8 am to 20.00 pm. departure was at 23.00, and the room was already vacated at 8.00! with the child. Water is really on schedule - from 8-9 in the morning and from 18.00 to 20.00. At the same time, you need to have time to go to dinner! The Russian system "Buffet" is something with something. If upon arrival we had at most 10 tables and everything seemed to be fine, then by the end of the week there was an influx of tourists. And after 15 minutes, everything is empty everywhere and you had to stand for 15-20 minutes for a cutlet, fish or something else. The food is relatively varied - yes, you won’t die of hunger, but it’s scarce. There is practically no meat, some kind of bones with the remains of meat. Of the fruits, we saw only oranges, and then if you have time to take it. Coffee only in the morning, without cream and milk, this is a boarding house. Nothing dairy, cottage cheese, kefir. Of the sweets, only buns like at school for tea, sprinkled with powdered sugar. Oh yes, there were pancakes for a couple of days))). At lunch, exclusively cold drinks. Day one was cold, we were cold and I wanted hot tea. No, it's not allowed. . . Asked for a kettle at the reception and warmed up in the room. Wi-fi works every other time, and only on the street, in an exceptional case, if the balcony overlooks this street. Communication is so-so. If more than 5 people are online, then alas. Well, like the main points registered. And yes, I understand that we came to watch the land, nature, the sea, and not sit in the room. But!! ! For the same amount, there are coastal houses with constant hot water and a kitchen. So there is something to compare. coming 3 times with a child from the sea, I just can’t wash it, because the water is ice cold. The room is not cleaned, you see, you have to ask? ! Yes, leave a rag and detergents - I'll clean it myself. In general, Crimea is beauty, and nature, and weather, and places, and the sea. But the boarding house - not so much. I do not advise. We are still okay on a burning ticket. I understand that the cost of an airplane, housing and food is a penny. But. . . people who paid 150.000 for this! ? No, sorry. Will I come to the Crimea again - yes, will I go to this boarding house - one at a time NO!