Дешевый сыр только в мышеловке Cheap cheese only in a mousetrap

The main share of eulogies about the sanatorium "Veteran" is complete bullshit. There is no cafe or fitness center, and the safe is your personal suitcase with a combination lock. Vacationers themselves take out the trash, you can’t shove it into a free bus-delivery (commercial) - everything is occupied by veterans who know their rights too well. Feeding on a par with veterans, THERE IS NO SUCH SERVICE AS A COMPLEX IMPROVED MENU!! ! The food is tasteless, non-caloric, there is no variety. And I’m talking about table setting in general. The cutlery is numbered, the spoons are perforated (so as not to be stolen), the glasses are like in the good Soviet times, the dishes are washed poorly. The situation in the room is miserable. You can’t ask for a refrigerator for rent. To the sea on foot about 40 minutes. In the morning at 7 o'clock, getting up to the sounds of the button accordion (and I want to sleep, no one cares). The quality of treatment is called into question - the doctors themselves are already old, and they work with those who are already well over 70.
In the evenings, when you want to relax, the vociferous Khozls begin to “spive”, that is, they bawl Khokhlyatsky songs. It's stuffy in the room, you can't fall asleep, but here the "drinkers" under the windows add "comfort". In general, if you want to lose weight, you have no one to pour out your emotions on, or the most important thing in your vacation is a chic park - then the Veteran sanatorium is exactly what you need. For those who have ever been abroad - this is not for you. Yes, tours are not particularly expensive - but your expectations may be deceived. Free cheese only in a mousetrap, and even then with mold!