Я БЫЛА В ШОКЕ. I WAS SHOCKED.

As soon as we got to our room, everything seemed to be ok. I wanted to take a shower as an ambassador of a terrible train with battened down hatches without air conditioning. I go into the bathroom, and on the bathroom itself, a mouse poop is proudly located (it fell out of the fan, which is just above the bathroom). Well, I don’t faint, but I called my husband so that later I wouldn’t be accused of bias. Tried to flush. The sewer drain is clogged. The husband went, called everyone, cleaned it. But an unpleasant aftertaste remained. Let's get to know the area. Okay, you can go down this almost Potemkin staircase, but up?? ? Especially when you eat. . . I didn't have breakfast at the hotel. I just didn’t feel like it anymore, especially after we visited the so-called open-air bar. . . I ordered myself a glass of wine to accompany the meat. They brought the meat, we sawed it for a long time. It, to put it mildly, resembled a sieyk only in name. Instead of 150 wines in a glass, they brought me barely 100, I made a remark, to which they answered me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?? ? THIS IS CRIMEA, YOU COME TO RELAX!! ! But, dear, I really came to RELAX, and not to strain the staff, in order to TYPE REST. The pool closes at 8pm. And actually, why?? ? Just like the beach.... Pose 8 pm you can no longer swim. The sea was terribly cold. And to be honest, I didn’t really want to go there anymore, because the horrors consisted precisely in overcoming these terrible stairs. Near the Ukoopspilka building there is one terribly inconvenient one: small steps and I broke my leg three times. Beach incident. Beautifully, of course, they made canopies, calling it a "solarium". The people "booked" their places on the beach in the following way: they came in the morning, threw a towel on the beds with mattresses and left. But all the vacationers who came late understood that the places were occupied. And everything suited everyone. My husband woke up at about 6 in the morning, went swimming (he likes the cold sea, because he was a professional swimmer), made reservations in the solarium and returned to breakfast. And in order to get to the beach "at the wrong time" he paid money. So one day he came, booked, swam, returned and we already went together at about 9 o'clock. . We calmly left our things (ay pad, ah background, modem) - because everything is visible from the beach bar. We return and do not understand WHAT HAPPENED. Everything is in order with my trestle bed - a towel, a pareo - in place, and my husband's trestle bed turned out to be without a mattress. The neighbor explained that the guard came and took away. My husband calmed me down and went to investigate. It turns out that the security guard said that someone else called in the evening and made reservations, and since there are not enough mattresses for everyone, then........The mattress was returned, and the next day we did not open the gate ourselves (the lock of which, by the way, "jammed"), but the guard jumped up and did not even ask for the room number. I wanted to somehow get into the sauna in the evening. I was told that only from 8 am to 4 pm. To my question "WHICH NORMAL PERSON WILL GO TO THE SAUNA IN THE MORNING OR AFTERNOON", the hotel administrator said that these rules are written. OK. I sighed and went to my room. I caught a cold in cold water, lay with a temperature for two days, did not eat anything, and when I came to my senses I went to a restaurant at the hotel. My husband showed me. We went in, asked for a menu, and they answered us that at the moment they are preparing a set lunch (at 11 o'clock) and, to put it mildly, we are not quite in time. We were sent to a bar. We were also sent there...... We went down. There, in the restaurant "Villa Anna" we were fed. More precisely - we were there practically from the first day and had meals. We went for lunch and dinner after the beach. The staff is nice, the hosts are great, and the food doesn't make you wait. I forgot to tell you about jellyfish. They were jammed there and almost all of them were dead. So if anyone wants to swim, then go into the sea in the middle of the beaches or closer to the right Buna. My personal impression of Crimea is HORRIBLE. And about the hotel and the service, I will say the following: for 150 bucks a day, the declared service does not correspond to the actual one. They should have charged only 300 hryvnia per suite at the right time. . . RED PRICE. Neither Ineta - traffic is such that it is practically non-existent, nor TV. Of the 12 channels "declared on TV", only 5 were actually present, and those Russian ones, next door in a neighboring boarding house, just zadolbay those records. which were included. When the disco - it was normal. But sometimes, from 6 pm, they simply turned on patifon records. Old concert versions of something incomprehensible. Terribly simple. Batteries for ITV and air conditioning - bring with you. In short, if you want extreme sports, go to the Crimea, and if you don’t want to throw almost 4 thousand dollars down the drain, then choose something else, where for this money you will not be limited in anything and you will really rest, but you won’t WIN FOR YOURSELF AT LEAST SOME MINIMAL SERVICE!! ! Good luck to all!