Впечатление странное The impression is strange

The impression is strange. Everything seems to be not bad, but there are many small "buts". Before arrival, they called to clarify whether there is parking. They said there is for EVERYONE! Upon arrival, it turned out that the parking lot is actually the hotel courtyard, where 5 cars can be located if not jeeps, six - if jeeps. That is, the first day the car was thrown under the fence on clearing. Keep this in mind, who cares about parking. Actually, it's not about parking, but about lying. did they ask! why lie? then to come. we arrived, but we will not go again, because it is unpleasant to feel deceived. for 650 UAH. per day, by the way. Next. Balconies. These are not balconies, but one long terrace for the entire floor. Your swimming trunks will be dried on the same dryer with the neighbors, you will also drink wine in the evenings in the company of neighbors. you can’t choose. the menu is scheduled by day - Monday - pancakes, Tuesday - casserole and so on. Sometimes cheese and sausage are added. Pasta with three !! ! mugs of fresh cucumber and one sausage, cut into two parts (probably, that would seem larger) were finished off altogether. I don’t want to eat pasta with cucumber for that kind of money. . all other food is not bad, but a little expensive, to be honest. a salad of cucumbers and tomatoes (half of both) costs 25 UAH, soups only at a normal price of 25-35 UAH, ordered a steak with mushrooms - 57 UAH, but you can’t eat it , because it does not chew, the waitress, without batting an eyelid, took almost a whole piece and did not even apologize. the principle is - if you don’t want to, don’t eat. the sun loungers are dirty, the pool has never been cleaned, towels are changed every five (in my opinion) days, and they are also cleaned, that is, if we had 4 nights, but we didn’t wait for any of these services. we don’t really need them, but if you haven’t used them, then subtract from the cost of the room! Wi-Fi does not work anywhere! and the password is a separate song -18!!!! ! signs, including letters and numbers! what drunken mind came up with this is unknown, but not everyone will succeed in entering IT even the tenth time. all photos, but two. view rooms with balconies - this is in the second building on the third floor - God forbid you live there - you will run back and forth along the metal ladders for several flights, and taking into account the fact that there is no communication with the administrator and with the cafe (there are no telephones in the rooms) but any question up to ordering a cup of coffee must be solved by running through this horror. in short, a hotel for absolutely healthy people with iron nerves. And Alupka, of course, yes. it’s worth going, it’s worth walking, it’s not far to the lakes with swans, it’s really not far, it’s already further to the palace, and it’s really about 20 minutes to the beach. By the way, it’s the same amount to the center, so if you plan to eat in the city, keep in mind that you can reach the center in minutes for ten, and after eating and uphill in the sun you will already be crawling back for 20-30 minutes. In short - the conclusion is that the hotel is an ordinary Crimean nonsense, and Alupka is beautiful !!!!!!! .
But for those who smoke - Alupka is a gloom. Only three cafes smoke on summer sites! a cheap eatery for locals - also in the center and in a cafe not far from the lakes in the park itself. so that evenings in a restaurant with a bottle of wine for smokers are canceled. The funny thing is that restaurants are really empty in the evenings - people had a bite to eat, where it was cheaper and ran further go for a walk. and after all, cheerful companies are the main income in resorts for restaurants. they offer to run around the corner and smoke there. funny. in all Ukraine they smoke on summer grounds and only in Alupka you can’t. the terrace at the hotel. don’t judge my smoking, just keep this in mind. and I forgot to write about the hotel - the ladies working there don’t bother themselves much - they don’t wipe the tables in the cafe, they just cover the crumbs and stains with napkins, we asked for food on the terrace, so posu Yes, then it was sour for a day. They’ll lose the salt (it’s clear that there is one salt shaker for the whole hotel), then they’ll forget to remove the ashtrays and dishes by the pool after someone’s nightly spree. in general, they don’t bother with maintenance and you don’t bother, Crimea after all. not five stars.