Задумка хорошая, но исполнение подкачало The idea is good, but the execution sucks

We chose a hotel for recreation (namely a hotel, not a private apartment), since it was assumed that everything was "tailored" for the client. We chose the climate pavilion deluxe room: the room matches the photos, everything has a refrigerator, a kettle, a hairdryer, a TV, which for some reason hangs in the hallway, pathetically called the living room. This is inconvenient, because there is nothing to look at, the installed 1.5 sleeping sofa does not have this. Exit from the room to the terrace, on which there is a table, chairs and the possibility of rest is expected. BUT! Through this terrace, everyone is constantly walking, both vacationers and the children of the owners (they even look into the windows and open doors - what they look for is incomprehensible), outsiders also go, who go for a ride on a boat, a banana. Thus, from a suite, the room was turned into a passage courtyard. Next is the beach. The hotel claims that it has its own pontoon beach (which was also an important argument in the choice), however, out of 10 umbrellas on the beach, 6 are occupied. Since the families of the owners with children come there and they don’t care where people who pay money will relax. In addition, the owners brought jet skis on which they and children ride, a boat, and all this is also stored on a platform called the "beach". In fact, there is nowhere to sunbathe, many vacationers have to look for another beach, perhaps also paid (although the cost of the beach is certainly included in the accommodation).
A separate topic is breakfasts - they are also included in the accommodation and are proudly called "buffet", from which sausage is stable (such as Finnish servelat) and the cheapest version of cheese (such as Russian). The proposed rice or buckwheat porridge is a cereal filled with hot milk, but not porridge. Complex dinners are also complete nonsense (chicken soup from sighted and chicken skin + eggplant and pepper. . )
The issue of washing clothes is also not resolved in any way, there is no iron either. In addition, it says that the hotel has internet (Wi-Fi) NO HIM! Used regular sim.

In addition, music from a cheap cafe next door rumbles every night (the night disco that burned down has been restored).
The advantage of the hotel is its proximity to the sea.
As well as wonderful cuisine at "Moscow prices".
Enjoy your holiday to everyone who chooses this hotel, but I and other people I met at the hotel are sure that we will not go here again.