Attention EVERYONE!!! Just awful!!!

Written: 14 july 2013
Travel time: 28 june — 10 july 2013
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 5.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 5.0
Food: 3.0
Amenities: 3.0
To say that this is a hotel that also has stars is to deceive all vacationers!
So the beginning. When you find this hotel with great difficulty, the address and name of which no one knows even from the locals, this will only be the beginning of your "wonderful vacation". The gate will be opened for you by an elderly man with a naked torso and in shorts - this is the uniform that the service personnel in the hotel should have with **** stars. Do not expect that they will help you carry your bags - here the "service" is rather complete self-service. Then there will be an incomprehensible dialogue with the owners, who will convincingly tell how you got to heaven on earth and the best that is currently offered in the Crimea is this particular place. All this would be fine if you were a blind person.
The rooms that are offered on the site and have intricate names and are made of natural materials are nothing more than a publicity stunt and a well-chosen photo angle. Probably the most environmentally friendly were plastic doors in the room and rusty air vents in the bathroom. But we remember what we pay for - this is a "paradise" : (

Food deserves special attention. It's something. There is a menu, but you can only order what is available. It is not clear at all why the owners spent paper on the MENU? It is necessary to order lunch and dinner at breakfast, but this is not a guarantee that when you come in the evening for dinner, they will simply not forget you. After all, the chefs change every day, and in general, it is not clear who needed us there, probably to ourselves. And you won’t be able to order anything after 6-7 pm either - after all, the chef will already leave and there is no one to serve and cook at all. How do you get around. Especially this service is very "like" when you are relaxing with a child. A separate conversation is the prices - 4 stars, so the prices are about 5 ***** why not underestimate yourself ???
There is a swimming pool - beautiful - that's all! Considering that it is hot outside and the children bathe in it, during the 10 days of our rest at the bottom of the pool, it was possible to study the flora and fauna with a mask. Yes, and why with a mask if the bottom of the pool has turned into a black garbage puddle - with fallen centipedes, etc. No one cleans it - just the fact that it is there is enough!
As we read on the site - 100 meters from the sea. Yes, if on the map of course 100 will be. But on such a beach you can hardly find a place for yourself - firstly, these are solid boulders, both the beach itself and the entry into the sea, and secondly, there is no toilet - NOTHING! The hosts will offer you many more options on how to take a taxi and find a good beach on the Crimean coast. True, a worthy output - everything is as "wonderful" as we read on the site.
As for personal communication with the owners - this is generally a separate conversation. Since you came to them, you will not be able to avoid this, regardless of whether you want to communicate with them or just want to take a break from everyone. Smiling sweetly and repeating like some kind of mantra that here is a piece of paradise and better you will not find anything, the topic of God will be touched upon in passing - a piece of paradise! I have nothing against faith and religion, but if you stop at least a little on this topic, your entire vacation will turn into hell. You will be offered an infinite number of times at a meeting to pray, read some literature and, preferably, come together with the owners to some truth known only to them. And all this truth boils down to what needs to be sacrificed - naturally this is expressed in banknotes. Welcome to the sect!
BE CAREFUL !!!
I wish you all a good rest - outside the walls of this hotel.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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