In the summer of 2009 I had a chance to get into this wonderful hotel with the proud name "Arzamas"!
The slogan of this hotel is “WANT TO RUIN YOUR HOLIDAY? – WE WILL DO IT FOR YOU! ”
Klopovnik what else to look for !! ! Arzamas is located far from where it is positioned - from Lenin Square (this is the center of Alupka, where there is light and civilization and where Frunze Street goes) in complete darkness, stumbling over all sorts of incomprehensible engineering structures sticking out of the asphalt, walk for about 15 minutes. This building, reminiscent of industrial warehouses, is located on the territory of the almost deceased Solnechny boarding house. The area around "Arzamas" resembles the ruins of the end of World War II! Further - more and more interesting! The corridor in this one-story building is a la KGB basement corridors from films about Chekists, in which they tortured and tortured with a lamp right in the eye.
The room type "LUX" - wooden painting doors and windows from my grandmother's time with slots that you can stick your hand through. Through these gaps all the flora and fauna climbs around the clock from the bushes that come close to the balconies! There are no views from the room, except for some thorns on the bushes. Floors, walls, ceilings, a bed and a sofa in the room - in ants, centipedes, incomprehensible midges with wings, etc... The cracks in the floor are plugged with newspapers (it can be seen that the mice are left to read). The locks on the doors are opened with a screwdriver. No concierge and/or security! All around the clock, everything is open. In the room there is a leaflet with the inscription "ADMINISTRATION IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SAFETY OF THINGS".
After all this, neither the telly as much as 5 channels, nor the shower with hot water and overgrown with fungus, nor the chic double bed with protruding springs do not give any pleasure! And it was a deluxe room!
Fortunately, the next day, after a short search, we moved to a hotel with a gorgeous view of the sea (sometimes we even saw dolphins from the room in the sea), mountains and a magnificent park! ; ))
In Alupka there are worthy hotels with a gorgeous view of the sea and the Vorontsov Park and Palace. There are places to rest, but I do not advise you to spoil your vacation in Arzamas.
The slogan of this hotel is “WANT TO RUIN YOUR HOLIDAY? – WE WILL DO IT FOR YOU! ”
Klopovnik what else to look for !! ! Arzamas is located far from where it is positioned - from Lenin Square (this is the center of Alupka, where there is light and civilization and where Frunze Street goes) in complete darkness, stumbling over all sorts of incomprehensible engineering structures sticking out of the asphalt, walk for about 15 minutes. This building, reminiscent of industrial warehouses, is located on the territory of the almost deceased Solnechny boarding house. The area around "Arzamas" resembles the ruins of the end of World War II! Further - more and more interesting! The corridor in this one-story building is a la KGB basement corridors from films about Chekists, in which they tortured and tortured with a lamp right in the eye.
The room type "LUX" - wooden painting doors and windows from my grandmother's time with slots that you can stick your hand through. Through these gaps all the flora and fauna climbs around the clock from the bushes that come close to the balconies! There are no views from the room, except for some thorns on the bushes. Floors, walls, ceilings, a bed and a sofa in the room - in ants, centipedes, incomprehensible midges with wings, etc... The cracks in the floor are plugged with newspapers (it can be seen that the mice are left to read). The locks on the doors are opened with a screwdriver. No concierge and/or security! All around the clock, everything is open. In the room there is a leaflet with the inscription "ADMINISTRATION IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SAFETY OF THINGS".
After all this, neither the telly as much as 5 channels, nor the shower with hot water and overgrown with fungus, nor the chic double bed with protruding springs do not give any pleasure! And it was a deluxe room!
Fortunately, the next day, after a short search, we moved to a hotel with a gorgeous view of the sea (sometimes we even saw dolphins from the room in the sea), mountains and a magnificent park! ; ))
In Alupka there are worthy hotels with a gorgeous view of the sea and the Vorontsov Park and Palace. There are places to rest, but I do not advise you to spoil your vacation in Arzamas.
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