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Rooms:
3.0
Service:
2.0
Cleanliness:
5.0
Food:
4.0
Amenities:
5.0
We encountered such "pearls" by mistakenly choosing this place for relaxation:
Zhemchuzhina 1: An administrator whose level of communication would be more suitable for a janitor of a soviet hostel;
Pearl 2: An elevator that people got stuck in (we were lucky not to get stuck with a one and a half year old child);
Pearl 3: Lies about comfort. (The room in which we were settled absolutely did not correspond to the rainbow tales of the administration. Moreover, the room was ordered and paid for more than 2 months before arrival);
Zhemchuzhina 3: The vaunted "best" new studio room is Papa Carlo's closet, where there is nowhere to put your foot and the stretch ceilings emit a strange creak. We asked for another room - a two-room suite.
Pearl 4: Layout of a two-room suite. Doors that hit each other and block the passage down the hallway and into the bathroom. In short, Ravshanodzhamshutovshchina;
Pearl 5: Urine-stinking outdoor air conditioner (revenge of the guests, or what? );
Pearl 6: Killed plumbing;
Pearl 7: Clogged sink (it is not clear how you can not check before settling people);
Pearl 8: microscopic TVs come from the 90s;
Pearl 9: "double" bed made up of 2 beds;
Pearl 10: food that can also make a huge list of "pearls" - charred black charlotte, bone-dried french fries, etc. etc. ;
Pearl 11: three-wheeled coffee table on two wheels;
Zhemchuzhina 12: room cleaning every three(!!! ) days;
Zhemchuzhina 13: because of the previous paragraph, the garbage was taken out by ourselves, we bought garbage bags ourselves (they didn’t bring it at the request);
Pearl 14: WiFi, which does not even allow you to open the Google search engine and constantly falls off;
Zhemchuzhina 15: a strange guard playing prison guards, talking on the radio (either we got up early for them at 8 in the morning, then we only left the parking lot with the permission of the administration... in short, darkness). The impression is that they protect more so that no one escapes from this "garden of earthly delights";
Zhemchuzhina 16: crazy "creativity" in the form of sofas and fences made of used wooden pallets (we never saw anyone sitting on these sofas);
Zhemchuzhina 17: we ordered a soup from our products to the cooks for an hour, in the end we waited an hour and a half, because you see they have orders, and let the child sit hungry;
Pearl 18: chlorine in the pool clearly exceeds all permissible limits, the smell eats away at the eyes;
Pearl 19: the staff made it clear in good faith that the secret of this pool smell is a non-working filter, so they insure by pouring excess bleach;
Pearl 20: problems with arithmetic and orientation in the administrator's calendar (problems for us, because she was mistaken in her favor, mentally moving to the future twice, and trying to charge us extra money for this);
Pearl 21: the hairdryer in the bathroom blew weaker than the snort of an indignant hedgehog, they brought their own;
Zhemchuzhina 22: rusty balcony railings (when were they going to paint them? );
Pearl 23: what is positioned as "sea view" will break your neck, because most of these views are side;
Pearl 24: (almost positive) empathetic staff (waiters, cleaners), trying to somehow smooth out the negative impression on their own, but they do not succeed, because the administration is a powerful force that opposes their altruistic urges;
Pearl 25: The crib we were given looked more like a World War II museum piece or a rabbit hutch;
Pearl 26: the highchair is so sticky that it can be used as a fly trap, and black fungus feels great on the straps, since no one interferes with its growth;
Pearl 27: (here it is, the only one absolutely positive) very close to the sea.
As a result, we left these pearl placers ahead of time, took the money and ran away without looking back.
Zhemchuzhina 1: An administrator whose level of communication would be more suitable for a janitor of a soviet hostel;
Pearl 2: An elevator that people got stuck in (we were lucky not to get stuck with a one and a half year old child);
Pearl 3: Lies about comfort. (The room in which we were settled absolutely did not correspond to the rainbow tales of the administration. Moreover, the room was ordered and paid for more than 2 months before arrival);
Zhemchuzhina 3: The vaunted "best" new studio room is Papa Carlo's closet, where there is nowhere to put your foot and the stretch ceilings emit a strange creak. We asked for another room - a two-room suite.
Pearl 4: Layout of a two-room suite. Doors that hit each other and block the passage down the hallway and into the bathroom. In short, Ravshanodzhamshutovshchina;
Pearl 5: Urine-stinking outdoor air conditioner (revenge of the guests, or what? );
Pearl 6: Killed plumbing;
Pearl 7: Clogged sink (it is not clear how you can not check before settling people);
Pearl 8: microscopic TVs come from the 90s;
Pearl 9: "double" bed made up of 2 beds;
Pearl 10: food that can also make a huge list of "pearls" - charred black charlotte, bone-dried french fries, etc. etc. ;
Pearl 11: three-wheeled coffee table on two wheels;
Zhemchuzhina 12: room cleaning every three(!!! ) days;
Zhemchuzhina 13: because of the previous paragraph, the garbage was taken out by ourselves, we bought garbage bags ourselves (they didn’t bring it at the request);
Pearl 14: WiFi, which does not even allow you to open the Google search engine and constantly falls off;
Zhemchuzhina 15: a strange guard playing prison guards, talking on the radio (either we got up early for them at 8 in the morning, then we only left the parking lot with the permission of the administration... in short, darkness). The impression is that they protect more so that no one escapes from this "garden of earthly delights";
Zhemchuzhina 16: crazy "creativity" in the form of sofas and fences made of used wooden pallets (we never saw anyone sitting on these sofas);
Zhemchuzhina 17: we ordered a soup from our products to the cooks for an hour, in the end we waited an hour and a half, because you see they have orders, and let the child sit hungry;
Pearl 18: chlorine in the pool clearly exceeds all permissible limits, the smell eats away at the eyes;
Pearl 19: the staff made it clear in good faith that the secret of this pool smell is a non-working filter, so they insure by pouring excess bleach;
Pearl 20: problems with arithmetic and orientation in the administrator's calendar (problems for us, because she was mistaken in her favor, mentally moving to the future twice, and trying to charge us extra money for this);
Pearl 21: the hairdryer in the bathroom blew weaker than the snort of an indignant hedgehog, they brought their own;
Zhemchuzhina 22: rusty balcony railings (when were they going to paint them? );
Pearl 23: what is positioned as "sea view" will break your neck, because most of these views are side;
Pearl 24: (almost positive) empathetic staff (waiters, cleaners), trying to somehow smooth out the negative impression on their own, but they do not succeed, because the administration is a powerful force that opposes their altruistic urges;
Pearl 25: The crib we were given looked more like a World War II museum piece or a rabbit hutch;
Pearl 26: the highchair is so sticky that it can be used as a fly trap, and black fungus feels great on the straps, since no one interferes with its growth;
Pearl 27: (here it is, the only one absolutely positive) very close to the sea.
As a result, we left these pearl placers ahead of time, took the money and ran away without looking back.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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