Полный отстой Completely sucks

Sanatorium "Zeleniy Bor" - it sucks!! ! Prices and quality do not match at all. We lived in a house, which was built in Soviet rooms, a shower and a toilet - a common fund, and it is very difficult to call it a shower. As a result, they caught a fungus on their legs, despite the presence of flip flops !! ! Mice run in herds in the house, and the staff knows very well about them! The dining room is a barrack made of boards in the spirit of the most lame student construction teams, FOOD IS APPROPRIATE! Never before have we tried such a dish as buckwheat porridge with sprats in tomato!! ! At the entrance to the sanatorium, a waste bin flaunts and "smells fragrant"... The director of the sanatorium rebuilds a khatynka for himself personally - a new building, where, in case of emergency, you can tear off their own skin from clients!
Treatment is also something else... Baths and other procedures are carried out in the basement, in which the windows have not been washed since its construction! The doctor was seen only once and he did not control our treatment at all. After two weeks of rest, we met him by chance on the road and after our complaints about tooth enamel and pain in the joints, he said that it turns out that when taking mineral water, you need to immediately take potassium supplements in parallel... And at the beginning of treatment, it was apparently possible for him to tell us in a bummer!
The staff is unfriendly, indifferent and somewhat angry. At the bath procedures, the nurse frankly hinted that she would be paid extra for the baths, then it would be better for us to wash them after the previous patient.

The only thing that consoled us was the presence of a natural spring not far from the sanatorium near the so-called "Andropov heliport" - this is not at all the merit of the Zeleny Bor base. It is a pity that the rest in this sanatorium forever killed our love for Skhidnitsa!! ! We go there no more!
We wrote this review a few years later, because after Zeleny Bor we started going to the sanatoriums of Transcarpathia - this rest and treatment is several orders of magnitude higher !! !