Very ambiguous place

Written: 7 october 2013
Travel time: 22 may — 12 june 2013
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
5.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 6.0
Service: 6.0
Cleanliness: 7.0
Food: 10.0
Amenities: 2.0
A very ambiguous place. Regarding the magnificent nature - greatly exaggerated. The Zbruch River is a dirty stream 7-8 meters wide, silty and muddy, full of toads. There is no escape from mosquitoes in the forest, there are eerily many of them. It seems to be a wilderness, but the permanent construction of the surrounding sanatoriums brings dust and sand, the noise and roar of heavy construction equipment. 50 meters from the sanatorium "Zbruch" there is a gendelik, where local gopota, builders and some vacationers dance from 19 to 24 hours, the disco yells so that plastic windows do not help!
The staff of the sanatorium doesn’t care about you personally, they are in the spectrum of their life problems and they don’t give a damn about you. They do their job slowly and absolutely without fanaticism. The most important thing is not to stay at work for a second from above. They are taken there to Satanov by a special bus, so they escort you out of the medical building very persistently. Like a doctor - Vasily Alekseevich - not only does he constantly smoke, he also thumps specifically, about 2-3 days a week. The queues for procedures are large, and oddly enough, it is for paid procedures that the largest queue is. In the phytobar during the distribution of tea - wild pandemonium, no order and organization. In no case do not settle on the 1st floor - the kitchen stinks unbearably. Food is the only plus of "Zbruch", as for a sanatorium - 10 out of 10 points. For my 20 years of resort experience, honestly, I have not seen better. The action of the water itself is strictly individual. If it suits you, you will have to put up with all the shortcomings, because in neighboring sanatoriums everything is much worse and more expensive.
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