ах Одесса ah Odessa

was in June. the feeling was the unreality of what was happening. I immediately realized that I needed to order a T-shirt with the inscription "LOH is fate. "
so. When we arrived at the hotel, I felt bad. mainly from the fact that I already "rested" in this hotel in 2008. I was so horrified by him that I told everyone and not very much in detail. At the time, I thought it was impossible to forget. and here it is not. the name was erased from memory very quickly, but everything else was not forgotten.
I couldn't believe that I stepped on the same rake a second time. . .
so settlement. Entering this miracle hotel, you already want to run out in horror. an incomprehensible smell, people dissatisfied with life, etc. I was frankly afraid to use the elevator - I walked. rude at the reception. in general, welcome to that Odessa in the best possible way.

room. it's a total waste. I don’t even remember this from the time of children’s pioneer camps. Everything is small and narrow. I don't recommend it for people who suffer from claustrophobia.
although for 3 years progress - they changed the wallpaper, stuck a ridiculous picture on the wall and even updated the bedspreads and bedding. this time the refrigerator was working, in 2008 it didn’t even close the door normally. it did not work, but for some reason it stank from the inside. what pissed me off the most was the carpets on the floor. in summer. horror. and the proximity of the beds. I can also say that they creaked so much - that I woke up from the fact that I turned over from one side to the other. the length of the beds is designed for hobits. people with a height of 175 cm or more cannot sleep.
bathroom. I don't know how much you had to drink to call this room a bathroom. horror. towels and bathroom amenities as you might have guessed you need to bring your own.
I do not recommend food at the hotel, unless of course you are going to "cleanse" the stomach by washing, vomiting or not getting up from the toilet.
The hotel should have parking. ah yes. parked on the side in a paid parking lot and this is not a hotel. although the aunt at the reception almost foaming at the mouth argued that this was their parking lot.
the worst thing that happened to us - we were let down by the weather - cold and rain. which means that you won’t lie on the beach, you won’t walk around the city (although we tried) and you won’t hang out in clubs such as Ibiza for a long time...
twice in the city I fell asleep in an Irish pub and in some other restaurant because there was no desire to return to the hotel, and we always killed in city cafe-restaurants.

to justify the hotel, I can say that there are deluxe rooms - they correspond to rooms in Turkish 3 *. but again, if you go there immediately after arrival, they will also seem like crap to you. but if you first visit the standard room, and only then go to the suite, it will seem quite decent to you. although its price for 4 nights is almost 400 bucks, and for this money in June it was possible to go to Turkey with a flight, transfer and meals...
I will write again that I do not recommend.