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I never leave reviews about hotels, but I was so amazed by this that I cannot but warn other tourists. Despite the reservation (on-line and by phone), there was no free room at the Palladium when we arrived in Odessa. From the call on the spot, the numbers turned out to be only in "Seafarer". Briefly about the “hotel”: located in the center of the construction site (note how it is photographed on an advertising site), there is no road as such (priming road), there is nowhere to leave the car, apparently, the enterprise as a hotel is not registered in principle, the owner himself is a certain Nebabin Victor Fedorovich (an extremely unpleasant and greedy personality) lives right there, on the top floor. You are not given a receipt for payment. They demand payment in advance, and we were forced to pay for 3 days, motivating us that “it’s not profitable for us, but if you leave in the morning, we’ll return it. ” The book of complaints is missing as a species. Of the entire staff - one grandmother at the "reception", she is also a cleaner and manager. Cleaning after guests consists of taking out the trash and changing linen. The floor (tiled everywhere) is not wiped, the dust is not wiped off, it’s scary to remember about the shower and the sink. The shower cabin does not hold water at all, it is all on the floor, and the drain is just completely clogged. The smell is appropriate. "Modern Repair" - very low-quality cheap cosmetics. The beds and linens are obviously pulled from a Soviet sanatorium, worn to holes. The mattresses on the beds are foam. Instead of a table there is a school desk. Dirty dishes were waiting for us in the "room", they opened the closet - a crowd of some terrible midges flew out. And everywhere there is such dirt that it is disgusting to touch anything at all. Leaving with a sigh of relief after less than 2 days, they asked to return the fee for the 3rd day. We were frankly "sent". Grandmother contacted the owner by phone and received an order "do not return anything! ". When asked to give a book of complaints, she gave an A4 sheet and offered to write a review. They took the owner's number from her - I really wanted to talk with him. He hysterically shouted into the phone that he would not return anything, refused to come down to us, and generally humiliated himself in every possible way for these 350 UAH. openly insulting us. In general, the welcome is cordial. Such places, of course, should also be. Only you need to call them by their proper names, otherwise it is a deceit and a divorce.