Ужас! Horror!

Went there with family and girlfriend for a week. We rented two double rooms !!! 1!! ! categories. 520 UAH per room. In a good mood, in anticipation of a clean room and a delicious lunch, we arrived at 12 o'clock at the base. Administrator is a toad. While we were making out not a single smile, raids like "why did we arrive so late", stupid questions and obvious discontent, as if we were uninvited guests (I called two weeks in advance to book rooms). Okay, maybe the woman is just having a bad day, who doesn't happen to. We received the keys and entered the room. Shock! Horror! Where are we? ! Instead of rooms with double-glazed windows, modern furniture and clean floors, we got a dead room, with an irresistible stench from the refrigerator, carpets that no one washed or cleaned for 10 years, a leaking toilet bowl and a suspiciously failing shower. + to all the shock in the bathroom there was no soap or toilet paper. The plumbing is terrible, rusty and covered with five years of plaque. A new cheap cabinet made of chipboard did not please even with one hanger, two chairs in something suspiciously white stood alone near the table with a burnt "tablecloth". The walls are green like in a hospital. Dust pillar. Beds are old. A thin board and a "mattress" on it. Ancient windows in the web and the same exit to the balcony. The blinds on the windows tried to mask the flaws. but when I tried to remove it, I got the fall of this "blinds". The refrigerator is installed so that it does not reach any outlet. I had to move. The Saturn air conditioner hummed cooler than the most ancient steam locomotive, well, at least it gave cold. All hope was for the dining room and a delicious lunch. After the culture shock, we went to eat. Broken crockery, cracked cups and what they call food. Most often it was boiled buckwheat or rice, terribly salted, as if they were cooked in the sea, a meat vein cutlet and a terrible taste of tea or coffee. I am silent about soups, we were afraid to just eat them. So what, what, but I expected better food at the base from the meat processing plant. And evening guests in the form of cockroaches were regular. Isn't it kapets? The only plus is that the sea can be seen from the window. 5 meters and we are on the beach, enclosed by an iron net. Bottom line - never go to the Caravel.