Шумно, Тесно, Темно Noisy, Cramped, Dark

Feedback on a Suite booked with a Groupon coupon:
Positive:
Normal, free wifi,
Location in the very center - around there is everything a tourist needs (although we came on business and we didn’t really need it)
Well, TV (2 pcs with one remote control))), hair dryer (for drying hair))), slippers, bathrobes, soap-shampoo, perhaps, do not count.
The rest of the "benefits" such as a restaurant, bar, spa, disco, we did not use, so I can not say anything. Well, except that everyone who could not fall asleep uses the disco at night.
And now the NEGATIVE:
1) Closely - for three adults + a child there is very little space. So much so that even unpacking is problematic! The claimed suite is not.

2) Poor provision of the room - there is no kettle (then they really gave it), the refrigerator works very poorly (not a compressor, but like in a car), the blankets are small, there was one chair and one table in the room (there was only enough space for one person to place his laptop and take all (one))) seats, the shower is not attached to the wall, the heated floor does not work.
3) The dark window in the suite came across as an embrasure measuring somewhere around 1 meter by 20 cm and 1.5 meters high to the windowsill. In short, do not look out the window yourself, do not look into the sun.
4) Very noisy at night - disco takes out the brain!
5) Parking under the walls is problematic and paid - for 2 nights 150 gr. It is controlled by some kind of gopniks who do not give checks and scare that if you don’t pay, then something can happen... if you left somewhere, then upon arrival it’s not a fact that there will be a place and you have to wait. There is also underground parking - 300 gr. per day. . .
General characteristics and assessment:
I still hope that such a “G” only comes with a coupon for half the price. For the full price, there might be something better. Definitely it would be better to rent an apartment for 2800 hryvnia (the amount we paid) for 2 nights with a kitchen and a place for a car and not to soar your brain, but I wanted LUX!! ! In short, I described, you decide. Be sure to call and specify what you pay your money for, if you still want a SUITE in the center of Kyiv!