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We booked a hotel on booking, but the owner tearfully asked to cancel the reservation and pay on the spot. This is where the deception began. They promised us the golden mountains, the rest is cooler than abroad according to the all inclusive system. Upon arrival, it turned out that the price had already increased, but since the screenshots of the correspondence were preserved, it’s okay, it will remain the same. They immediately tried to sell us shmurdyak (wine and 25- and 40-year-old cognac) from his own 500 hectares!! ! vineyards. At the same time, the owner does not even have a license to sell alcohol.
Briefly about the hotel. On booking it's name is "Little Paradise". In reality, this is a dacha, a wooden house built with all sorts of fire safety violations and excellent sound transmission. So for solitude you are not here.
Number. Corresponds to the photo. There is an air conditioner, a mini-bar, a bathroom and a TV set. And sagging mattresses for a thousand bucks, according to the owner.

Cleaning. The room was cleaned once, sheets and towels were changed. Moreover, they don’t give out sheets in order to hide! They must be requested as an additional service. There is only one maid for the whole hotel! And the owner does not seem to know about the vacuum cleaner, the wringing mop and other devices. A woman cleans with her bare hands. Cleaning of the territory is absent from the word at all.
Territory. There is a parking lot, a canteen and a playground combined with a utility yard. The rest is overgrown with weeds and meter-long ambrosia. So allergy sufferers simply can’t come here.
Beach. To the beach on the nearest road 1 km 200 m. The beach is clean.
Nutrition. This is a separate issue. As already mentioned, they promised all inclusive. In reality, this is breakfast, lunch and dinner with portions like in kindergarten. And the bowls are the same size. Moreover, the dishes were collected at some flea markets, all variegated. Plates are more like saucers. For breakfast, for example, they could give one! pancake, cut into 4 parts. And tea. Everything. At the height of the vegetable season, as a salad, there were two circles of cucumber 2 mm thick and one of the same circle of tomato. In general, for those who are on a strict diet - you are here. The last nail was the kettle. It is the only one in the whole hotel. And do not even hope, not electric. Sample of the 80s, which is heated on the stove. There are such layers of dirt inside it that you are amazed. And it all falls into your cups.
There are grills and greasy grates. They save.
Infrastructure. Represented by two markets, two cafes and several pizzerias and with wild prices. Vegetables and fruits cost twice as much as at home.
The staff in the kitchen are doing their best. It’s hard to call it a kitchen, they cook on one 4-burner household stove. Naturally, they don't succeed. It's a pity for women, they plow like slaves without days off.
If you do not pay attention to these details, then everything is fine. The sea is beautiful, the beach is clean.