A little about the children's camp on the territory of the sanatorium. I decided to send the child to this camp for the first time. I read the reviews, listened to the parents who had already sent their children to the BMW camp and decided we would go too. But unfortunately, disappointment came instantly. Starting with the settlement of children on the 5th floor (sanitary and fire regulations, the settlement of children above 2-3 floors is not allowed) Security is present in the building only on the day of settlement.
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A little about the children's camp on the territory of the sanatorium. I decided to send the child to this camp for the first time. I read the reviews, listened to the parents who had already sent their children to the BMW camp and decided we would go too.
But unfortunately, disappointment came instantly. Starting with the settlement of children on the 5th floor (sanitary and fire regulations, the settlement of children above 2-3 floors is not allowed) Security is present in the building only on the day of settlement. even on the territory. On the first floor of the 5-storey building where the children were settled, there is always a smell of cigarette smoke. One of the counselors of the detachment where my child is is very rude to the children.... The leadership does not make contact.
Procedures for children are released with a scandal. And this is still the beginning of my child's recovery. How long is enough for us, the question is!
But unfortunately, disappointment came instantly. Starting with the settlement of children on the 5th floor (sanitary and fire regulations, the settlement of children above 2-3 floors is not allowed) Security is present in the building only on the day of settlement. even on the territory. On the first floor of the 5-storey building where the children were settled, there is always a smell of cigarette smoke. One of the counselors of the detachment where my child is is very rude to the children.... The leadership does not make contact.
Procedures for children are released with a scandal. And this is still the beginning of my child's recovery. How long is enough for us, the question is!
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Who loves their children and values their health, do not send them to this concentration camp, medicinal water, for which, in principle, they simply do not reach them, to the question why the children were not given water before eating at the allotted time - the counselors' unique answer - "we have events, we have no time, nothing terrible, we'll give it later", but the fact that water should be taken before meals at a certain time, appointed by the doctor, I could not prove, because these counselors are commanded by the authorities who require them to perform not medical procedures, but recreational activities that were varied and interesting, but not for the sake of these activities, parents tore the children away from the educational process, but for the sake of recovery, some "activities" were held outdoors at a pace of -15, children who wore mittens, who did not , who has not buttoned his jacket, "counselors" have no time to follow this, because the main thing is to hold events! Some procedures for children canceled for "bad" behavior.
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Who loves their children and values their health, do not send them to this concentration camp, medicinal water, for which, in principle, they simply do not reach them, to the question why the children were not given water before eating at the allotted time - the counselors' unique answer - "we have events, we have no time, nothing terrible, we'll give it later", but the fact that water should be taken before meals at a certain time, appointed by the doctor, I could not prove, because these counselors are commanded by the authorities who require them to perform not medical procedures, but recreational activities that were varied and interesting, but not for the sake of these activities, parents tore the children away from the educational process, but for the sake of recovery, some "activities" were held outdoors at a pace of -15, children who wore mittens, who did not , who has not buttoned his jacket, "counselors" have no time to follow this, because the main thing is to hold events! Some procedures for children canceled for "bad" behavior. There is no talk of dietary nutrition, cheap GMO sausages in the mornings and evenings, because the kids won’t tell anyone anything, in general, the silence of the lambs is kind of straight, there was also a delay, because children don’t read the expiration date at such a tender six - eight years of age! ALL THE BEST FOR CHILDREN! How do I know everything in such detail - because I did not leave my children alone, but bought a ticket and was with them, which helped my children go through this survival school with the least losses !! ! If you go there (only for the sake of water and some procedures), then only on a trip for mother and child and you need to arm yourself with the following knowledge: 1 give the doctor a paw to prescribe the necessary procedures 2 do not get lost in the dining room and from the first day require normal dietary nutrition, which, By the way, it was prescribed by a doctor, but as long as you don’t poke their face into the card, no one cares. 3 with the number you will have to somehow decide more kindly (we were lucky with this), otherwise you will die and there will be no warm water, BUT ALL OTHER IS GOOD, EVERYTHING IS GOOD!
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To be honest, with what mood you go, you will rest. My wife and I have stayed there twice and will go again if possible. As for the eviction at night - complete nonsense, agreed with the nurse in the building and spent the night one more night for a box of chocolates. The treatment is good, the food is normal, it's not Turkey, it's diabetic food, I didn't lose weight there a single gram.
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To be honest, with what mood you go, you will rest. My wife and I have stayed there twice and will go again if possible. As for the eviction at night - complete nonsense, agreed with the nurse in the building and spent the night one more night for a box of chocolates. The treatment is good, the food is normal, it's not Turkey, it's diabetic food, I didn't lose weight there a single gram. The staff is the main plus, people are responsive and pleasant. separate conversation hand-feeding squirrels near the pump room, even chickadees were hand-fed. The settlement is a council of deputies, you can’t say anything here, but it’s somehow tolerable. In short, we liked it, the photo is attached.
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Ladies and gentlemen! Allow me to share with you the impression of my "wonderful vacation". I lived in the 5th building, in a superior room. Of course, I won’t say that I’m picky, but I didn’t see any extra comfort there, except for a good sleeping mattress. Everything else was pretty basic: dirty curtains, gray bed linen with strange stains, a blanket in my hair and with some kind of garbage that started to fall out when I tried to put it in a duvet cover, dirty rugs near the bed, a fungus in the bathroom, working through time drain in the toilet, and of course - water by the hour, in the morning from 06:00 to 08:00, but it was turned on only for an hour from 6 to 7, and in the evening from 21:00 to 23:00 the water was at room temperature and take a shower I didn’t want to at all, because I was afraid to freeze, because it was cold in the room.
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Ladies and gentlemen! Allow me to share with you the impression of my "wonderful vacation". I lived in the 5th building, in a superior room. Of course, I won’t say that I’m picky, but I didn’t see any extra comfort there, except for a good sleeping mattress. Everything else was pretty basic: dirty curtains, gray bed linen with strange stains, a blanket in my hair and with some kind of garbage that started to fall out when I tried to put it in a duvet cover, dirty rugs near the bed, a fungus in the bathroom, working through time drain in the toilet, and of course - water by the hour, in the morning from 06:00 to 08:00, but it was turned on only for an hour from 6 to 7, and in the evening from 21:00 to 23:00 the water was at room temperature and take a shower I didn’t want to at all, because I was afraid to freeze, because it was cold in the room. But all this really turned out to be conditions of increased comfort compared to what I heard and saw: in the 4th building there lived unfortunate and screwed up people who could not go to a scandal and refuse such a place (high humidity and dampness, mice just walk around corridors and sometimes look into your room), in the 2nd building it is very damp and cold, not a single ray of light gets in, people spent the whole day on the street - they warmed themselves, but in the 6th, of course, everything was simple and tasteful - collapsing beds, floor falling through and creaking underfoot, wallpaper from 1980 (this is so, approximately), fungus in the bathroom (sorry to repeat), bathtub is a faucet with a shower hose and a drain in the floor, a cracked toilet. Next, I want to tell you about the gastronomic details. I ate buffet. The food was varied: meatballs (meat-flavored, mainly porridge), steamed meatballs (meat-flavored, porridge), chicken burgers (chicken-flavoured, porridge), fish patties (fish-flavored, porridge added). porridge), gray mashed potatoes with black spots, several types of porridge (you can eat), of course, carrots, cabbage, beets and tomatoes were in unlimited quantities. In general, I ate milk porridge (if you add a piece of butter and a spoonful of sugar it was delicious), pea soup and pancakes (if you had time). Kefir made a special impression on me, to the remark that today is the last date for the sale of a fermented milk product and it cannot be consumed, the answer was received: "So what? Who told you that? Don't drink! ", Curtain!! ! Of course, the dishes did not leave me indifferent - dirty and chipped in places, chipped, cups with broken handles, greasy spoons. Well, now let's move on to the treatment process: massage - just patted on the back, inhalations - to go through a 5-minute procedure, you need to sit in line for at least 1.5 hours (2 inhalers are available), baths - there was no water, then someone went without a queue (although everyone had their own time), herbal tea - was transparent almost like water, microclysters (sorry for the intimate details) - were made from chamomile, although the instructions had an impressive list of herbs. Brief description of therapeutic swimming: it is unrealistically cold in the locker room, that is, you will learn how to undress and dress like in the army "while the match is burning", it is impossible to dry your hair with a dryer, since it is nailed close to the wall and is intended for hands, the idea of using a hairdryer was stopped due to the lack of sockets in the locker room, the toilet does not have locking devices, there are 3 cabins in the shower room (in the rest, the taps were dismantled, probably in order to save money), the water flows cool (colder than in the evening from 21:00 to 23:00), but, owning a special technique for using taps, it is possible to get warm. The pool was pleasantly clean and the water was warm. Okay, now for the good stuff. . Special thanks to the nurse of the manipulation room Olga Ivanovna, an excellent specialist (not a single bruise from injections, a minimum of pain) and just a very charming woman. It was nice to have ozocerite applications, attentive staff (good and polite girls) and a well-functioning scheme for receiving procedures. Yes, by the way, about the staff: rudeness and the feeling that they are doing you a favor is the norm for the staff of the resort. In fact, the staff of the sanatorium is, first of all, the attendants, and here each nurse pretends to be a minimum of a doctor. Moreover, on the day of the salary, all vacationers were "poor" because the staff spoke out that they would not work for such a salary. Yes, let them not work, let all those who are dissatisfied be fired and hire those who will work for such a salary and will not be rude to vacationers. After my vacation, the question arose: where does the money go? The sanatorium really "has never set foot on a repairman" and there are no signs of modern comfort. There are no plastic windows and doors anywhere (except for the entrance to the medical building), in the corridors there are chairs and armchairs from the reception room of Lenin's grandfather (he would have turned over in the mausoleum if he found out where the furniture is now), the equipment is older than my mother (during electrophoresis she was afraid to die from an electric shock, and suddenly !!! ), red carpet paths in the corridors (oh, and how many they have already seen foster ministers, city committees of the party, and now they are trampled under the feet of the unfortunate sanatorium being treated). Ladies and gentlemen, be vigilant and do not go to the Berezovsky Mineral Waters sanatorium, even if it is a ticket from social security. Be healthy!
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In this sanatorium, one plus is mineral water, everything else is just minuses. We made a beautiful website, read it and wanted to go. And this is where it starts. . . First, try to reserve a room. They called 2 months in advance, they said call 3-4 weeks in advance, we don’t book earlier, they called 1 month in advance, they told us that there were no more places, they forced us, we had a fight - there was a place, but no one can say the exact date of arrival, because people suddenly , they can extend the stay, and you will only get there when they leave.
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In this sanatorium, one plus is mineral water, everything else is just minuses. We made a beautiful website, read it and wanted to go. And this is where it starts. . . First, try to reserve a room. They called 2 months in advance, they said call 3-4 weeks in advance, we don’t book earlier, they called 1 month in advance, they told us that there were no more places, they forced us, we had a fight - there was a place, but no one can say the exact date of arrival, because people suddenly , they can extend the stay, and you will only get there when they leave. How to plan a vacation in this situation? They asked for a room from August 1, they called, they said that come from the 6th your room is free. We arrive on the 6th, in the reception department they made round eyes and said that your reservation is not there and we can’t do anything, there are no places! Forced, quarreled - there was a place, but not in the category of rooms that was ordered. Well, let's go pay, the girl has no change and she says, they say, I won't accept the money, I don't know anything. A little forced - there was a task. We say we want improved nutrition, which is described on the site, the girl answered, I don’t know anything, negotiate with the head of the dining room, if she gives the go-ahead, then come and pay extra. So, ours are able to provide services. Interestingly, there are a lot of people working, there is no extreme, from whom and what to demand is not clear. There is no need to talk about homeless rooms, confusion in procedures, food that has become ten times worse than last year. We are from Kharkov, it takes us 30 minutes to go home, we turned around and drove off, we did not make an advance payment, so it was easier for us. It is a pity for those people who came from other cities and even countries, and also made an advance payment.
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Maybe here you can heal a little, but the nerves of the portrait are 100%. Strange rules and boorish staff, woke up at 5 in the morning and demanded: either get out, we have new vacationers, or pay the full daily rate for the last day again. We say the checkout time is not 12 noon, as everywhere else, but 12 noon.
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Maybe here you can heal a little, but the nerves of the portrait are 100%. Strange rules and boorish staff, woke up at 5 in the morning and demanded: either get out, we have new vacationers, or pay the full daily rate for the last day again. We say the checkout time is not 12 noon, as everywhere else, but 12 noon.
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NEVER, HEAR! ! ! ! ! NEVER GO to this sanatorium in WINTER. Attitude towards you as minus 3 varieties, your problems are your problems. DWELLING. In some buildings it is cold +12. . + 14C, mold, sockets spark, leaking from the ceiling. Question to the staff "What flows from the ceiling" - the answer "for the heat", "Sockets sparkle" - the answer "what are you going to do with them .
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NEVER, HEAR! ! ! ! ! NEVER GO to this sanatorium in WINTER. Attitude towards you as minus 3 varieties, your problems are your problems. DWELLING. In some buildings it is cold +12. . + 14C, mold, sockets spark, leaking from the ceiling. Question to the staff "What flows from the ceiling" - the answer "for the heat", "Sockets sparkle" - the answer "what are you going to do with them ... ", "Cold" - the answer "go and buy a heater. " For non-payment of heating the building to resettle - but you have problems with the transfer of speeches, the answer - your problems are we - nurses and not carriers. The lighting does not work, there are no questions, there is a magazine to describe the problems, but in a week no one came and did not repair. The tank in the toilet broke - the same story, wait until you are discharged : ) FOOD. If you are not at the "SWEDISH" table, then your food will be like shit in a few days ...And if at the "SWEDISH" table, then be a sprinter and take a turn in the dining room, it's over ...
SANITATION.
If you come, be prepared every two days, you may not receive the procedure, because there is no doctor on this day, or the dispatcher is not working on Sunday ...Procedures are good, but not everything can be obtained properly, for example there is a procedure provided - extra charge ... Money. And most importantly, before you go, be prepared that you will not get your money back. . .
SANITATION.
If you come, be prepared every two days, you may not receive the procedure, because there is no doctor on this day, or the dispatcher is not working on Sunday ...Procedures are good, but not everything can be obtained properly, for example there is a procedure provided - extra charge ... Money. And most importantly, before you go, be prepared that you will not get your money back. . .
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It all started with booking a room, or rather with her attempt. All contact numbers are neatly posted on the sanatorium's website. There is even a special phone number of the ticket sales department. The call was made a month before the expected time of rest. Surprisingly, at the other end of the line no one could say whether there will be free rooms and book a room is problematic in principle.
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It all started with booking a room, or rather with her attempt. All contact numbers are neatly posted on the sanatorium's website. There is even a special phone number of the ticket sales department. The call was made a month before the expected time of rest. Surprisingly, at the other end of the line no one could say whether there will be free rooms and book a room is problematic in principle. Sanatorium is a mystery. Nourished German well come, there let's see, ie people unaware that can come very far, this firstly, and secondly, as plan their vacation, if you can not accurately tell whether rooms will be or not? The result - booking a room in this resort is almost impossible. He and his wife planned to have a rest. After making a number of calls, it turned out that we forgot to book a room, or rather write down the date of arrival and name.
In the end, we still managed to get some confirmation of booking a room.
We go further, on arrival in Kharkov to sanatorium it is necessary to reach still by a minibus. If you go in the morning, the minibus is packed to capacity with various grandparents and other passengers.
Upon arrival, we found an employee of the sanatorium, through which we booked rooms. In principle, there were almost no problems with the settlement. We just had to wait until noon until our room was vacated, because we booked a room a day after arrival. I will tell at once, the ticket for 21 days cost 4850 UAH. , ie about 240 UAH. per day. This figure includes food, accommodation, treatment. The site has photos of quite decent rooms, not luxury, of course, but normal conditions. As a result, for such money you will be accommodated in the most terrible building of the sanatorium, which is the building № 7. Exactly 240 UAH. there is a place in a double room in this building.
In this case, only the plate with the case number is new. Everything else comes from the USSR, and not the last decade of its existence. The building, and in general the sanatorium itself, except for a few new buildings, is a time machine. Everything is very old and dilapidated, both in the residential buildings and in the clinic where the procedures take place. I haven't seen such a number for a long time: old wallpaper stained with something with traces of crushed mosquitoes and moths. On the ceiling hang some wires, hang with torn nails, whitewash on the ceiling in places peeled, at the corners of the spiders catch flies in the web. Broken switches and flooded sockets. Old lockers with doors that weigh on one hinge. Naturally, there is no question of Eurowindows - old withered wooden frames. A rare radio station hangs on the wall. The bathroom is a separate conversation. It's time to shoot a sequel to the movie "Saw".
Crooked tile with different tiles, in some places there are no tiles, the toilet and sink are a little better than in a public toilet, and this is the image that comes to mind when you get to the bathroom rooms. In the room, bathroom, hallway, just hanging light bulbs in the cartridges on the wires. The room has a small TV set on a chair. The situation corresponds to the staff, just as rude, impudent. Everyone is waiting for you to give him a paw. Worst of all, even after you pay for what has already been paid for in the ticket, the attitude towards you in principle will not change. If you do not pay the doctor - you will be prescribed a minimum of procedures, they may not even appoint a pool. Communication with a doctor should start with a bribe. Civilization and normal standards of service have not yet reached this sanatorium and it seems that they will not get there soon.
It's a shame that there are 3 normal buildings on the territory with normal repairs.
The difference in price is insignificant, but the conditions differ dramatically. These rooms will not even be offered to you, it is also not possible for ordinary people to book them. And we are not talking about the commercial 9th building, but about the same state buildings as our 7. And rest assured, if you have a ticket, you will be housed in the most lousy building, for the trade unions, so to speak. The way out is to go and complain about the conditions. Then, if someone leaves, you may be relocated to a more normal building.
About food. There are 2 options: buffet and meals. We preferred portion: no fuss, everything is calm and civil. The food is not very tasty, but there were enough portions to eat properly. The products are not always fresh. Meat or fish daily. Everything is dietary. In short, the food is more or less normal. Another very important point to consider if you prefer a quiet holiday.
A large number of children are constantly resting in the sanatorium. It's not just children with parents, but children like in a pioneer camp - whole crowds. There is no special care for children: they scurry everywhere in groups, without any organized leisure, smoke in the corners, etc. And most importantly - they interfere with the rest of the rest, as they are left to themselves. In general, you constantly feel that you are resting on the counter in some pioneer camp.
Now one of the advantages: the sanatorium has a good pool, and they let it in according to the schedule, who has it written in the resort book, ie you can swim safely, without fear that some frantic schoolboy will splash a bomb nearby. There is a lake on the territory, where it is fashionable to sunbathe on the beach or ride a boat or catamaran. And of course, a source of mineral water. Everyone praises her, but I have not felt the effect yet. Procedures are also not so hot, a lot of unsanitary conditions.
And the dentist's office is the place to shoot the sequel to "Saw", the first part of which was filmed in the bathroom of my room.
The polyclinic deserves special attention. After some procedures it is necessary to visit the toilet. And so, station toilets are sterile in comparison with toilets in polyclinic of sanatorium.
Another remark - the territory of the sanatorium is accessible to all who are not lazy. Locals from the neighboring village, mostly teenagers, etc. , are constantly scurrying around the territory. I came to rest, not to watch the local crap. Recently, a drunk man, one of the staff of the sanatorium, was lying dead in the grass near the residential building. In general, the situation is not very favorable.
And finally about nature.
The whole territory of the sanatorium is a kind of boiler, in the center of which is the source. The diameter of the boiler is about 2 km. The park is located in this area. It is very difficult to call it a forest. Around the boiler - the steppe. The territory of the sanatorium is an oasis. In some places there are picturesque places. But to enjoy the silence is not very good, everywhere scurrying vacationers or running and yelling at the ubiquitous children.
Well, a new day - new experiences. Learning that in buildings with different conditions, the same prices, I went to the man who settled us and demanded better conditions. After 10 minutes everything was decided - we were offered a room in the 6th building, not so hot, but the conditions are much better. Now let's understand what is included in the "much better". Slightly better bathroom, room with balcony, panoramic window, lamps have lampshades. With water as in all cases - hot 2 times a day for 2 hours.
Cold in theory around the clock, in fact, there are often interruptions: in the buildings give water every other day. In addition, the ATM of Khreschatyk Bank, which is located on the territory of the clinic, also periodically fails. That's basically it. The bed has an inscription with a pen "Vova, Pervomaisk, 1992" It is immediately clear what the minimum period of the room without repair. Well, these are the little things in life. During the transition from the old building to the new one, my medical history got lost somewhere. Without it, no procedures or tests will be prescribed. I had to fight for my own again. Not rest, but running with obstacles. The next obstacle is the closure of the only pharmacy in the sanatorium. Often the doctor prescribes medication. His wife, for example, was given injections and pills. I need a disposable probe to collect bile. Where to get? Nobody cares, you have to go to Kharkov. When the pharmacy opened 2 days later, I tried to buy a probe again.
3 days fed breakfast, and did not bring. In short, once you get to this sanatorium, you have to remember one thing - the patient by definition - shit. And we constantly have to return the consciousness of personnel from the distant USSR to modern realities.
Quotes of the day:
1. In the office of magnetic therapy to the patient's question, whether the magnetic radiation is harmful for the watch, a comprehensive answer was received a la Serdyuchka: "This is your personal prerogative"
2. In the aromatherapy office nurse: "Buy boot covers, or you can pick up anything here"
3. There is a hairdresser on site. After a bad haircut, the girl says to this grief-stylist: You cut me off too short. To which the answer was received: in short, it matters only on the first wedding night.
In the end, we still managed to get some confirmation of booking a room.
We go further, on arrival in Kharkov to sanatorium it is necessary to reach still by a minibus. If you go in the morning, the minibus is packed to capacity with various grandparents and other passengers.
Upon arrival, we found an employee of the sanatorium, through which we booked rooms. In principle, there were almost no problems with the settlement. We just had to wait until noon until our room was vacated, because we booked a room a day after arrival. I will tell at once, the ticket for 21 days cost 4850 UAH. , ie about 240 UAH. per day. This figure includes food, accommodation, treatment. The site has photos of quite decent rooms, not luxury, of course, but normal conditions. As a result, for such money you will be accommodated in the most terrible building of the sanatorium, which is the building № 7. Exactly 240 UAH. there is a place in a double room in this building.
In this case, only the plate with the case number is new. Everything else comes from the USSR, and not the last decade of its existence. The building, and in general the sanatorium itself, except for a few new buildings, is a time machine. Everything is very old and dilapidated, both in the residential buildings and in the clinic where the procedures take place. I haven't seen such a number for a long time: old wallpaper stained with something with traces of crushed mosquitoes and moths. On the ceiling hang some wires, hang with torn nails, whitewash on the ceiling in places peeled, at the corners of the spiders catch flies in the web. Broken switches and flooded sockets. Old lockers with doors that weigh on one hinge. Naturally, there is no question of Eurowindows - old withered wooden frames. A rare radio station hangs on the wall. The bathroom is a separate conversation. It's time to shoot a sequel to the movie "Saw".
Crooked tile with different tiles, in some places there are no tiles, the toilet and sink are a little better than in a public toilet, and this is the image that comes to mind when you get to the bathroom rooms. In the room, bathroom, hallway, just hanging light bulbs in the cartridges on the wires. The room has a small TV set on a chair. The situation corresponds to the staff, just as rude, impudent. Everyone is waiting for you to give him a paw. Worst of all, even after you pay for what has already been paid for in the ticket, the attitude towards you in principle will not change. If you do not pay the doctor - you will be prescribed a minimum of procedures, they may not even appoint a pool. Communication with a doctor should start with a bribe. Civilization and normal standards of service have not yet reached this sanatorium and it seems that they will not get there soon.
It's a shame that there are 3 normal buildings on the territory with normal repairs.
The difference in price is insignificant, but the conditions differ dramatically. These rooms will not even be offered to you, it is also not possible for ordinary people to book them. And we are not talking about the commercial 9th building, but about the same state buildings as our 7. And rest assured, if you have a ticket, you will be housed in the most lousy building, for the trade unions, so to speak. The way out is to go and complain about the conditions. Then, if someone leaves, you may be relocated to a more normal building.
About food. There are 2 options: buffet and meals. We preferred portion: no fuss, everything is calm and civil. The food is not very tasty, but there were enough portions to eat properly. The products are not always fresh. Meat or fish daily. Everything is dietary. In short, the food is more or less normal. Another very important point to consider if you prefer a quiet holiday.
A large number of children are constantly resting in the sanatorium. It's not just children with parents, but children like in a pioneer camp - whole crowds. There is no special care for children: they scurry everywhere in groups, without any organized leisure, smoke in the corners, etc. And most importantly - they interfere with the rest of the rest, as they are left to themselves. In general, you constantly feel that you are resting on the counter in some pioneer camp.
Now one of the advantages: the sanatorium has a good pool, and they let it in according to the schedule, who has it written in the resort book, ie you can swim safely, without fear that some frantic schoolboy will splash a bomb nearby. There is a lake on the territory, where it is fashionable to sunbathe on the beach or ride a boat or catamaran. And of course, a source of mineral water. Everyone praises her, but I have not felt the effect yet. Procedures are also not so hot, a lot of unsanitary conditions.
And the dentist's office is the place to shoot the sequel to "Saw", the first part of which was filmed in the bathroom of my room.
The polyclinic deserves special attention. After some procedures it is necessary to visit the toilet. And so, station toilets are sterile in comparison with toilets in polyclinic of sanatorium.
Another remark - the territory of the sanatorium is accessible to all who are not lazy. Locals from the neighboring village, mostly teenagers, etc. , are constantly scurrying around the territory. I came to rest, not to watch the local crap. Recently, a drunk man, one of the staff of the sanatorium, was lying dead in the grass near the residential building. In general, the situation is not very favorable.
And finally about nature.
The whole territory of the sanatorium is a kind of boiler, in the center of which is the source. The diameter of the boiler is about 2 km. The park is located in this area. It is very difficult to call it a forest. Around the boiler - the steppe. The territory of the sanatorium is an oasis. In some places there are picturesque places. But to enjoy the silence is not very good, everywhere scurrying vacationers or running and yelling at the ubiquitous children.
Well, a new day - new experiences. Learning that in buildings with different conditions, the same prices, I went to the man who settled us and demanded better conditions. After 10 minutes everything was decided - we were offered a room in the 6th building, not so hot, but the conditions are much better. Now let's understand what is included in the "much better". Slightly better bathroom, room with balcony, panoramic window, lamps have lampshades. With water as in all cases - hot 2 times a day for 2 hours.
Cold in theory around the clock, in fact, there are often interruptions: in the buildings give water every other day. In addition, the ATM of Khreschatyk Bank, which is located on the territory of the clinic, also periodically fails. That's basically it. The bed has an inscription with a pen "Vova, Pervomaisk, 1992" It is immediately clear what the minimum period of the room without repair. Well, these are the little things in life. During the transition from the old building to the new one, my medical history got lost somewhere. Without it, no procedures or tests will be prescribed. I had to fight for my own again. Not rest, but running with obstacles. The next obstacle is the closure of the only pharmacy in the sanatorium. Often the doctor prescribes medication. His wife, for example, was given injections and pills. I need a disposable probe to collect bile. Where to get? Nobody cares, you have to go to Kharkov. When the pharmacy opened 2 days later, I tried to buy a probe again.
3 days fed breakfast, and did not bring. In short, once you get to this sanatorium, you have to remember one thing - the patient by definition - shit. And we constantly have to return the consciousness of personnel from the distant USSR to modern realities.
Quotes of the day:
1. In the office of magnetic therapy to the patient's question, whether the magnetic radiation is harmful for the watch, a comprehensive answer was received a la Serdyuchka: "This is your personal prerogative"
2. In the aromatherapy office nurse: "Buy boot covers, or you can pick up anything here"
3. There is a hairdresser on site. After a bad haircut, the girl says to this grief-stylist: You cut me off too short. To which the answer was received: in short, it matters only on the first wedding night.
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