Ничего хорошего, неправда даже в описании Nothing good, not true even in the description

Everything in the description and advertising is a lie! On the gate there is a banner "Luxury rooms" - I understand why in quotation marks!
Often there was no water! They collected it in bottles and warmed it in the sun to rinse after the sea or drain it in the toilet. And the plumbing is full. It's just plain creepy!
The use of the kitchen is FREE! It's not listed anywhere! The kitchen is located in the basement of a three-story house!
The description says that each room has its own balcony with a table. It is not true! A common long balcony connecting the rooms-cells. The balconies are dangerous, there is a large distance between the bars, I have no idea how to go there with children.
The rooms do not even have a closet or bedside table for things!
Lighting one dim sconce on the wall. Sockets torn from the walls and hanging, the windows were apparently washed only by rare rains.

There is no parking, the car can be parked at the nearest bases, for those who do not live there, the prices are very high. Add to the cost of housing another cost of 2-3 days for parking! It's not mentioned in the advertisement or over the phone! They take advantage of the fact that people book in advance.
Garbage must be taken out to a common heap in the yard. The yard serves as a parking lot and washing of the owners' personal car.
The hotel is in the very center - until 5 am there are songs and dances under the windows. The rooms have great sound. Everyone is aware of what is going on in the neighboring rooms.
They take advantage of the large influx of people and it is difficult to find housing. For the same number they call a different price.