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Holidays at sea began with surprises.
Panama City.
Surprise N1 - different sites have different prices. What to believe is not clear. I'm calling. However, the price on the phone is announced almost three times more than the highest on the sites (2200 Ukrainian hryvnia per day). Thoughts - the more expensive, the better (the fact is, but not here in Odessa and Gribovka). For a week I book a two-room suite on the ground floor (on the ground) with 100% prepayment. I will have two children with me, one and a half and four and a half years old. Looking forward to the arrival date.
Surprise N2 - half the road from Odessa to the best developing resort Gribovka, in large and deep pits. At the entrance to the "Panama City Beach Hotel" sign. I try to turn, but there are only reeds, a transformer and something like that on the cowshed. I guess to drive further along the poorly paved road and ask how to get through the reeds and, oh my God, I run into a barrier, two men, very reminiscent of security guards from afar, a bum-like appearance and in the distance the PANAMA CITY sign.
Surprise N3 - they are not allowed into the territory. 20 minutes in the scorching sun at a temperature of 35 ° C (with two kids in the car, it's good that there is air conditioning) there is a search for an administrator (not on site, mobile phone does not answer) to allow entry to the parking lot. The guards at the entrance have no information about who and when should enter the settlement in the room booked and prepaid in advance. Oh my god, we finally got there.
Surprise N4 - the administrator shocks you outright “Your booked room is busy. People extended their stay” and offers me a room on the third floor instead of the first. Me with two kids and a bunch of things. It's just a mockery. Breakdowns begin. There is a room on the first floor, but for one night. It turns out to be booked by someone else from tomorrow. My reservation and prepayment is completely ignored. If you really want to, you can also live on the third floor, but this is very dangerous for the kids. The distance in the fence is 20 cm and there is no lockable gate to the stairs. Any child will dive into this “crotch” in a split second, God forbid. The hotel is for couples with children.
Surprise N5 - the number is a separate fairy tale. The front door closes only with a good effort and a pop. The 3D movie is so beautiful in advertising, but in reality the rooms look like a punishment cell in size. The toilet, washbasin and shower room, according to the project, are probably combined and it would be better than what is in reality. It is dangerous for citizens of size 54 and above to use these places. You can get stuck and have to call the Ministry of Emergency Situations. There is no lighting in the shower room. What for? You already know your body by heart. There are no nightlights in the rooms. The so-called split air conditioning system serves only one room. In the second bathe like in a sauna (also for free). The evaporator is positioned so that a stream of cool air is blown off the bunk. Duvets act as a bedspread and do not have duvet covers. How many and what kind of “healthy” people used them before me? Be careful, the stairs are very slippery when wet.
Surprise N6 - food in a cafe in a nearby hotel and only on order. Dietary meals are not included in the menu.
Surprise N7 - sea view only from the end of the building. Most of the rooms are satisfied with a view of an abandoned construction site, reminiscent of a garbage dump.
Surprise N8 - a guarded parking lot turns into a small swamp when it rains. There are no markings or awnings. What for? And so it goes. Whoever wants and puts his car. 90% of our motorists do not respect each other and pedestrians. “I don't care about anyone. How I want to put it (especially blondes)”. And there is nothing to think about for the rest to be comfortable. The brain is atrophied by money and coolness.
And so we conclude:
If you want to get a service from the times of the USSR, then you will be very welcome here:
The entrepreneur of this business first had to work for 5 years in such a business, for training;
Europe is directly crying, looking at this business.
Of the planned 14 days, 2.5 stayed.
Panama City.
Surprise N1 - different sites have different prices. What to believe is not clear. I'm calling. However, the price on the phone is announced almost three times more than the highest on the sites (2200 Ukrainian hryvnia per day). Thoughts - the more expensive, the better (the fact is, but not here in Odessa and Gribovka). For a week I book a two-room suite on the ground floor (on the ground) with 100% prepayment. I will have two children with me, one and a half and four and a half years old. Looking forward to the arrival date.
Surprise N2 - half the road from Odessa to the best developing resort Gribovka, in large and deep pits. At the entrance to the "Panama City Beach Hotel" sign. I try to turn, but there are only reeds, a transformer and something like that on the cowshed. I guess to drive further along the poorly paved road and ask how to get through the reeds and, oh my God, I run into a barrier, two men, very reminiscent of security guards from afar, a bum-like appearance and in the distance the PANAMA CITY sign.
Surprise N3 - they are not allowed into the territory. 20 minutes in the scorching sun at a temperature of 35 ° C (with two kids in the car, it's good that there is air conditioning) there is a search for an administrator (not on site, mobile phone does not answer) to allow entry to the parking lot. The guards at the entrance have no information about who and when should enter the settlement in the room booked and prepaid in advance. Oh my god, we finally got there.
Surprise N4 - the administrator shocks you outright “Your booked room is busy. People extended their stay” and offers me a room on the third floor instead of the first. Me with two kids and a bunch of things. It's just a mockery. Breakdowns begin. There is a room on the first floor, but for one night. It turns out to be booked by someone else from tomorrow. My reservation and prepayment is completely ignored. If you really want to, you can also live on the third floor, but this is very dangerous for the kids. The distance in the fence is 20 cm and there is no lockable gate to the stairs. Any child will dive into this “crotch” in a split second, God forbid. The hotel is for couples with children.
Surprise N5 - the number is a separate fairy tale. The front door closes only with a good effort and a pop. The 3D movie is so beautiful in advertising, but in reality the rooms look like a punishment cell in size. The toilet, washbasin and shower room, according to the project, are probably combined and it would be better than what is in reality. It is dangerous for citizens of size 54 and above to use these places. You can get stuck and have to call the Ministry of Emergency Situations. There is no lighting in the shower room. What for? You already know your body by heart. There are no nightlights in the rooms. The so-called split air conditioning system serves only one room. In the second bathe like in a sauna (also for free). The evaporator is positioned so that a stream of cool air is blown off the bunk. Duvets act as a bedspread and do not have duvet covers. How many and what kind of “healthy” people used them before me? Be careful, the stairs are very slippery when wet.
Surprise N6 - food in a cafe in a nearby hotel and only on order. Dietary meals are not included in the menu.
Surprise N7 - sea view only from the end of the building. Most of the rooms are satisfied with a view of an abandoned construction site, reminiscent of a garbage dump.
Surprise N8 - a guarded parking lot turns into a small swamp when it rains. There are no markings or awnings. What for? And so it goes. Whoever wants and puts his car. 90% of our motorists do not respect each other and pedestrians. “I don't care about anyone. How I want to put it (especially blondes)”. And there is nothing to think about for the rest to be comfortable. The brain is atrophied by money and coolness.
And so we conclude:
If you want to get a service from the times of the USSR, then you will be very welcome here:
The entrepreneur of this business first had to work for 5 years in such a business, for training;
Europe is directly crying, looking at this business.
Of the planned 14 days, 2.5 stayed.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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