Disgusting, of everything promised, only the sea is available

Written: 8 july 2017
Travel time: 29 june — 6 july 2017
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 5.0
Service: 2.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 4.0
Amenities: 10.0
We chose the hostel on the recommendation of a friend. The first time was last year, it was just ales kaput. The wifi didn't work, the lights went out regularly, often there was no water at all in the shower. A very dirty beach with a large shell rock, so with children only in slippers. There is very little shade on the beach. And the worst thing is that last year we did not swim in the sea, because there was a fish kill, about which for some reason nothing was said anywhere. The sea stank and rotten, the corpses of fish lay on the shore. Instead of resting in a boarding house, we went to the sea to the spit.
Here they wrote very good reviews about Katerina, and so she met us with the words "give me money! ". We did not have time to check into the room, as she was already running and demanding full payment, some other fee. In general, our chances to turn around and leave if you don’t like it immediately cut off. And we didn't like it.
Last year's food is just a nightmare and a wild horror. Thawed pancakes from public catering, overdried and burnt, an incomprehensible gruel instead of the first one. I had to look for where to eat not on the territory.

Mosquitoes, although the site wrote that they are not.
The worst thing is the Berdyansk snakes. Last year it was impossible to swim during that short period when the fish had not yet died in the House by the Sea. Serpents swam in the sea morning, afternoon and evening. The owner was not responsive to complaints at all.
The situation was saved only by an athlete-athlete and an animator who worked with children. Plus the bar has a great bartender.
In short, everything that was promised on the site last year was a hoax.
This year we came because we were persuaded. There are improvements. Apparently a new chef has appeared, because you can eat in a boarding house. The lawn, like last year, did not burn out, children can play on it when the master's dogs do not shit there. And dogs of vacationers. Shit all over the place. Nobody cleans up.
There are fewer mosquitoes this year.
The owner does not fight snakes.
Drunk gop companies bawling for days at the bar, on the beach and on the lawn. It is impossible for children to sleep day or night.
For some reason, they brought wooden trestle beds for the beach, around the time of the 80s. (The owner remembered his youth. ) So I understand that they will not survive this season, because many are already broken and there are very few of them. We heard how the owner read the woman that she took a lot of these trestle beds for the family, but there are not enough of them for everyone. Although it is not clear where it is - holidaymakers from neighboring houses, completely left, come and take apart trestle beds and fungi, so for obvious reasons, vacationers of the boarding house do not have enough of them. Why they are needed at all is not clear. Not comfortable, there are few of them, wood collects dirt, stains from beer and baklava, plastic can be washed and disinfected, and wood can only be thrown away.

Five unfortunate fungi do not give shadows on the beach. I think they are just there for a beautiful photo. And then this shadow is occupied by alien vacationers, although the beach was promised to us closed.
You can't leave things on the beach. There are a lot of outsiders watching this.
There are no animators this year. And the teacher who with m. o. - we have not figured out who she is and where she lives. With small children, no one is involved except parents.
They rarely put an inflatable slide, it is fastened with concrete tiles, if you put it incorrectly, children can get killed diving from it. In the past, it was shabby and without a filled pool, in this one, at least the balls were sketched and painted.
Wifi didn't exist. It’s good that this year they didn’t count on him, they didn’t take either tablets or laptops.
The transfer is selective. They may meet you, but no one will be lucky to return, call a taxi with small children or with things or get yourself. Taxi this year 50 hryvnia.
For moving in and out. At 8 am you will already be kicked out with a small child and things from the room on the day of departure, even if your train is late in the evening. Because the cleaning lady needs to be cleaned. Therefore, the easiest way is to pack your bags and go to the city and spend time there with the children, riding and eating, and entertaining yourself how to get to the train. Because House by the Sea doesn't care if you have kids. In other hotels, check-out at 12, check-in at one or two. But this is a private boarding house, and here, as the owner wants, then they will throw you out with the children and things.
The sea is fine this year. On the spit the water is icy, and near the boarding house it is warm. If it weren't for the snakes, it would be possible to swim at night.
There is no physical culture this year. In the morning I carried out exercises and it is no more.
The lights went out again this year.
Respect to the bar. Seryoga the best!

In short, what the owner writes on the site is divided in half, and then in half again. For that kind of money, you can find better conditions on the same spit. Ground floor room with shower 900 and deluxe type 1300 per night. It is very expensive. There is no pool, there is no real renovation.
In short, you need to read the reviews and not believe the advertising site.
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