Отдых в Ж... Holidays in J...

I recently returned from a wonderful country called Turkey and decided to write a review about one of the creepiest 5-star hotels on the Antalya coast. We chose the hotel for a long time, read a bunch of reviews and was especially struck by the phrase "There is nothing"....well, we didn’t believe it, because before that we had been at the Turan Prince Hotel and our eyes ran wide from the choice, we thought that in Zhusti the same thing, only people are already very fastidious, so they don’t like it and not like that. In general, we flew to Antalya Airport, reached the hotel in an hour and a half, the road flew by unnoticed, and now we are already waiting for check-in at the hotel, since we had to wait an hour and a half, we went around, at first we liked everything. They settled us in a room in the main building, overlooking the sea, and it was necessary with one small bed (well, more precisely, the bed was double, but even the bedspread was the same, that is, the room was clearly a single) they probably thought that they had run into fools, but it wasn’t there, we demanded relocation, without any problems they again settled in the main building, but already in a normal double. two lorries side by side, a telly, a mini-bar-places at least dance and a view of the household yard selge beach. The sound of the hoods from the restaurant was annoying at first, but we decided that it was better than listening to animation around the clock and a beautiful male voice that yelled "Jumbo-Jumbo Club and Aplaus, aplous, aplaus" in the evenings. In general, we laid out our suitcases and went to the canteen, and this is where the fun begins. Lunch, well, pieces of 5 plates with vegetables (there is some kind of grass, cucumbers, tomatoes, stems, cabbage)....pasta... soy sausage..... I began to look for meat with interest, but alas....then that very notorious queue for some strange-looking cutlets was discovered (here I remembered all the reviews about the feeder in the zhusti) in general, I had to starve until dinner....at dinner we thought we’d come off, yes, we’d come off, beef slicing was discovered like with vegetable stew, but that beef had more live than meat, as well as a wonderful salad of sour mushrooms! from fruits were watermelons, melons and grapefruits. what they didn’t eat for dinner was covered with food film, and then put out for breakfast. There was also some kind of Georgian tea (since I don’t drink coffee, I didn’t pay attention to it, but it seemed to be cappuccino, espresso and regular) I was amazed that there was no tea in bags at all, as they like in Turkey, all kinds of herbal. Which I think are very useful for unusual nutrition. In general, in the future, a visit to the canteen was limited to breakfast (they ate pancakes with jam). Of the drinks that could be consumed without a gag reflex, only Efes beer was found, everything else, like standard cocktails such as whiskey-cola, vodka-cola, etc. , was impossible to drink. It is also interesting that there was only bottled water in the lobby bar near the reception, but for the last five days the water fridge was empty. Yes, and wonderful plastic cups, that you can’t buy glass in 5 *?
For young people there is a disco-creepy place in which there is not a single window, it’s good at least there is a door : )) there were no hoods either, so in this musty basement it smelled insanely of dampness, as our Moscow acquaintances called this disco "Potnitsa", and there was a specific contingent there - Turks and youngsters who smoked and drank everything.
I also liked that in the middle of our vacation (6th day) we decided to demand a change of towels at the reception, and then we were pleased with the relocation to another room. I am glad that he was also in the main building, but was much smaller in size and had a door to the next room where the lovers lived. It’s good that we usually walked until three or four, but one day when we returned, we heard “oohs” and “aahs”. We prayed to God that this would end soon. Fortunately, the couple did not torment us for a long time J

I don’t know what time the sunbeds on the beach were doing, but when on the first morning of our holiday at 8.30 we came to the beach and found that all the sunbeds were occupied, or rather hung with towels and were empty.
A separate story is the A-la-carte restaurant, on the last day we got into a barbecue restaurant. They came, there are already open bottles of wine. Vinchik is the same as in the canteen from the barrel, then they brought us a mold with 2 chicken legs, 4 pieces of meat and 4 meatballs and that's all....cook everything yourself dears, unless the waiter said... there was nothing to do, we fried this is meat on the barbecue, drank wine, ate cooked and left!
In general, in a hotel where 90% of Russians rest, do not count on cool food and service. Well, if you still decide to go to Justi, remember the expression "If you want to live, know how to spin" and have a great rest, as we did!