hotel motto: "this hotel screams like a slaughterhouse full of retarded kids..."

Written: 27 september 2018
Travel time: 19 — 27 september 2018
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 5.0
Service: 6.0
Cleanliness: 3.0
Food: 3.0
Amenities: 4.0
Rested from 19 to 27 September. To begin with, this is not 5 * . . and even 4 * pulls with difficulty. The hotel is family, all with children, there are too many people . . a peculiar contingent, you feel like in a boarding house . . very cheap, a lot of uncultured people who allow their children to do whatever they want (break something, yell, scatter, etc. . ) honestly, most people are just rednecks.
* Location - the hotel is not particularly well located, there are shops, supermarkets, a pharmacy nearby . . and that's it, it takes about 20 minutes to get to civilization by car or bus.
* The beach is not a bad beach, the sea is quite clean, the water is blue, there is a pier, a lot of sunbeds (which people take with towels from the evening)), entry into the sea is not very convenient, you need slippers or entry from the pier. The bar on the beach is dirty, everything is shabby, plastic dishes, plain drinking water is cloudy, juices with a salty flavor . . well, not five-star at all))

*Nutrition. It is clear that there will be no frills in a fairly budget hotel, but by the end of your vacation you seem to be going to lunch, you seem to be hungry, you see all kinds of pasta, french fries and incomprehensible some kind of steamed boiled eggplants, the same cheese sliced ​ ​ in all possible ways and appetite disappears . . meat is generally a separate problem, chicken legs, wings, turkey, fish, grill is also so-so . . everything is too simple . . it is clear that they save on everything. The food is all fresh, there is no such thing that you eat and it tastes good . .
Alcohol is terrible, beer is still okay.
*Numbers. Overall good, standard room. Well, of course, there was a broken TV remote control, the phone didn’t work . . well, this shouldn’t even be surprised))
The hotel itself as a whole feels very bad. . just crying for renovation. For the first time I felt such disgust even for coffee from a coffee machine - in this hotel you involuntarily think that nothing is washed normally here . . all the dishes are dirty, somehow I took a clean glass . . at the bottom of a lemon pit . . just a nightmare))
*Entertainment / Animation - animators dance every damn morning to the same 2 songs, at first it just sounds like an idiotic alarm clock, some sounds of nature / animals and animators run out to dance . . that is. you are sitting having breakfast and suddenly there are sharp sounds from the speakers and this nonsense begins . . on this the animators are removed. during the day I eat volleyball, water polo, darts . . well, like that, for an amateur. Vespers animation is just pathetic, there’s nothing to even talk about . . and at the end of the animation what? Animators dance their same morning dance to the same 2 songs . . just the apogee of idiocy)))
In general . . what can I say, according to the photo and other reviews, I was preparing for the best, and I always thought that only hysterics write reviews forever dissatisfied with everyone, but here you just can’t ignore the shortcomings of the hotel and the people around with their children screaming forever and everywhere . Knowing all this in advance, I would have chosen another hotel, even if it was inexpensive, but if it called itself 5-star, and this is a boarding house for Russian cattle, there is no other way to say it. Something like this. .
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