Ужас ужасный Horror terrible

Everything, now I can leave a review about the hotel with peace of mind. We chose exactly 5* premium, but it seems to me that this is the worst 5* of all that can be. The only positive is that it's brand new. In a couple of years, 100% will slide even lower.
I will not consider the tiny room and small territory as disadvantages.
From the obvious and easily corrected: cheap tasteless coffee. It’s hard to even call it coffee, some kind of badyaga. The coffee at the bar is the same.
Cocktails are “bodyated” with anything, they throw a bunch of ice to fill huge glasses. And in general, there is no really good alcohol here. From the fact that I would prefer Baileys or Asti champagne, not super elite, but the owner does not buy it for his guests, again, unlike other Premium hotels.
Fish was served for dinner 3 times the same thing - bream, there is no question of any seafood, except for Wednesday - fish day))) on this day they serve even huge tasteless shrimps.

And in general, for me, it’s a very monotonous menu and not very tasty.
The main restaurant is small, people with a plate in their hands sit down at an already occupied table, as there are simply no seats.
There is no fresh juice, from fruits - banana, apple, grapes, melon.
There are only two on the table for four! cheap wet wipes. There is only one on all tables.
Bar in the room - drinks only. I thought that there would be drinks, nuts, chips, wine in mini-bottles.
Poor filling of accessories in the bathroom, in small quantities and cheap.
The beach is wonderful, there are enough sunbeds. The sea, sunset in the sea are beautiful. Everything else is crap. I do not advise.