Я никогда больше не приеду в этот отель. I will never visit this hotel again.

Even having experienced a strong disappointment, I want to be objective. Therefore, I will write everything: both good and bad. I'll start, like everyone else, with the arrival. The hotel is not big at all. Therefore, there are no porters. If you have a lot of things, count only on yourself. We were greeted by a Turkish lady at the reception. In Russian, he speaks tolerably, like all the staff. Except the maids. Registered, held in the room. She showed me how to use the safe, even though the safe had clear instructions on it. The rooms are very small and uncomfortable. I'm not a fat man, but I always clung to something. The standard room has one French bed. It's good that I was alone. The air conditioner works great. The bathroom is also small - a complete inconvenience. There is no shelf for toiletries. Instead, a walled up and tiled toilet cistern. Disdainful of putting a toothbrush over his glasses, he attached it to the edge of the washstand. The shower is a separate joke. As already said, everything is miniature and everything is for the Japanese-Vietnamese-Chinese. Open the water in the shower to the smallest pressure. Otherwise, your towels will be wet, as they hang just opposite, and the distance is small. I'm all about microminiaturization. The designer and designer were obviously losers, and now they are probably the cheapest in all of Turkey. HOT water from 15 days in the morning was only 3 times. Looks like the tanks are also Vietnamese-miniature and quickly cooled down during the night.
The hotel's common areas (hall, reception, dining room and elevators) are not air conditioned. During the day just BP. Swimming pool area - children's. The hotel also does not have a territory. They call a ping-pong table a tennis court. The sea is not far from the hotel. Not 100 m, as they say on the sites, but somewhere around 150... 200, but... There is no beach there. Rather, it will be, but it will belong to another hotel under construction. And you will be offered a walk to the beach (I think the beach, because there were people with and without bracelets). Walk at a leisurely pace for 9 minutes. After lunch and in the evening, when Kemer is hot, this path is very, very unpleasant. The beach is ok, not crowded. Although on Saturday and Sunday there are more people because of the rest in the motel, which immediately has access to the beach. I'm not a nationalist, but with the Turks resting in the motel, it was not comfortable on the beach. Much better without them.
Don't be scared at Nuri Beach. A funny guy, a descendant of Soviet Turks, introduces himself to visitors as Vasily Alibabaevich. Feel free to take tours with him. It is powered by HeroTour. Anyone who knows this company will understand. But you still need to bargain, because. he will throw 5 dollars. But how responsibly he will approach the organization of your trip - he will meet you near the hotel, he will fuss and wave his arms, swear on his mobile phone if the bus is delayed for a minute, and, having put you on the bus, he will go to the beach. Diving is better to take from him. $5 more expensive than GINZA, but Nuri will put all the equipment on you. Try to dive into the pool, and then into the sea on the beach. And if you like it, buy a tour from him. I didn’t like the test, but I took the tour from him. And I didn't want to go. But when I dived, I realized that the decision was correct. For many, the first dive was like training, and people did not get high, and even refused the second dive. I enjoyed both dives.

I will return to the hotel. There is a line in the dining room. Again, because of the small size. The buffet is very poor. And it's Swedish only for salads. Meat, fish and fruits are strictly measured by the Turkish food distributor. Instead of meat, smelly soy patties were often offered. The fruit table is also poor. Watermelons, not sweet melons, very rarely half a peach and some grapes. This despite the fact that I was there in July. The air conditioner in the dining room does not work. The greed of the owner of the hotel extended even to colored water - yupi. It was forbidden to collect it in bottles and bring it into the room. Both in the dining room and in the elevators prohibiting signs about the inadmissibility of bringing food, fruits and drinks into the room. The bar only worked near the pool. The bartenders are great guys. But beer, fanta, sprite, cola and other sizzling from them only from plastic bottles. Wine, bottled, but tolerable. Not smelly, like even in good hotels. No keg beer! Such a bummer.
Turkish night - once a week. Bonus - Turkish night on Sunday on the beach. Once a week - live music (what is called simply minus vocals). He sings as best he can, but generally tolerant. What else is good? Full of pretty young girls. Though dyed, but blondes. Much more than boys. Guys, do not click, because the Turks remove them very quickly. They get to know each other, they make friends, they exchange cell phone numbers. There is no need for a disco. Every evening, a waterfall with colored lights begins to work, music plays. Who wanted to dance. Yes, the feedback seems to be positive. And do not forget the photo of the hotel on the website www. hottour. com. ua, right next to the sea with a pier - linden, the purest divorce. Far from the beach. Maybe I forgot something from the negative, but the summary is this - if the deception begins with the site, then...