Sanatorium-dispensary in the worst Soviet traditions

Written: 23 october 2019
Travel time: 19 — 28 august 2019
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday
Your rating of this hotel:
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 1.0
We have been vacationing in Turkey since 2005 (including in the Kemer region for the 8th time), you probably won’t be able to find the worst hotel, even if you try very hard.
The points:
1. On the 1st night, they settled in a completely different hotel (for the Turks) sooooo far from the sea.
2. Repairs in the so-called "bungalows" were made, it seems, back in the last century.
3. The TV's power cord has been cut off.
4. The air conditioner is all sealed with electrical tape and works on parole, it was scary to even turn it on.
5. On the 2nd day, the drain in the washbasin clogged in our neighbors, in ours a day later - in the shower.
6. Towels are not changed, but simply folded, shower gel is also not topped up, so take it with you.

7. Food is a DISASTER. If they sometimes give chicken drumsticks, then a kilometer-long line is built behind them. Mostly overdried chicken breast meat, the same nuggets or cutlets from something that even the local skinny dogs do not want to eat them. What is a grill for dinner - forget it, THERE IS NO GRILL. Even an omelet for breakfast - and even then not always. Milk runs out half an hour after the start of breakfast and no one refills it. Coffee - instant burda. and, of course, "yupi" in stock. After the second glass of wine type, for the third time they pour exactly a quarter of the volume into a plastic cup, or simply say that it is over.
8. One beach for 3 hotels. Sun loungers are often not enough, many of them are broken.
9. Entrance to the sea - huge boulders. It is necessary to buy "coral shoes" (on the very first day I sprained my leg and for 3 days I could not even leave the room).
10. From the exotic - roosters from 4 o'clock in the morning and the muezzin from the mosque, so get enough sleep and don't dream.
11. Evening animation is just a shame. The only animator does not know how to speak Russian or English. He will say a couple of phrases in Turkish-Russian gibberish, and turns on the music, and for all 10 days it has never changed.
12. Contingent - Turkish grandparents and couples with small children.
Conclusion: if you are over 60 and you like to get up at 4-5 in the morning and go to bed at 8-9 in the evening; if you came to lose weight, and not to eat normally; if you are not worried about the devastation in the room and non-working appliances - you are here.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original