Отель хороший, но персонал - персонала нет! The hotel is good, but the staff - no staff!

Have you ever seen the cleaner queen? If not, come to Armeria!
There is only one cleaner for the entire hotel. "Dwells" in the same way that cats in a hotel appear under the tables when people sit down to eat. That is, it regularly appears at breakfast, lunch and dinner. He devotes as much time to his meal as tourists eat - slowly, then lighting a cigarette.
When she washes the area near the pool, she rubs one place with a mop, and her eyes are fixed on tourists. Naturally, there will be dirt everywhere.

Now about cleaning the room. After a 4-day stay, in the morning, going to the beach, we asked not the reception to send a cleaning lady. They came, the room was not cleaned, the girl at the reception said she forgot. We personally approached the cleaning lady - she said that she did not clean without instructions. Whose instructions? - we did not understand. On the fifth day, we again approached the reception girl - she led me to the cleaning lady - and the two of them began to stubbornly point at their wristwatches - that the cleaning lady had ended her working day - The clock showed 5 pm.
After 30 minutes, this cleaning lady appears again on the territory of the hotel - dressed from head to toe, in tight white leggings and a T-shirt, with too bright flashy makeup. She sat down at a table and began to drink wine.
The next day we asked again: who will clean the room? We were told that we should put the garbage ourselves in our bags and take it out of the hotel to the trash cans.
Bottom line: no one cleaned the room for 7 days!