Мой волшебный отпуск My magical vacation

Do you want your vacation to be remembered for a long time? Spend it in Yildiz Hotel 3*!! ! Whatever room you are settled in, the conditions are approximately equal - from the windows there is a view of the garbage dump, adobe walls behind which you can hear everything your neighbors are doing, problems with cold and hot water drops in the shower, lack of full cleaning and change of linen... But the number is not everything, - you will say... and you will certainly be right... But what is going on behind its walls? The territory of the hotel is extremely small, so the restaurant (? ), consisting of plastic tables and chairs, as well as the bar booth are located right in the courtyard. The buffet consists of: sliced ​ ​ fodder cucumbers, sliced ​ ​ tomatoes, sliced ​ ​ tomatoes with cucumbers and cucumbers with tomatoes, rice, watermelon, as well as various kinds of eggplant dishes. Meat is given once a week in the form of chicken and twice - fish burgers... from drinks - yupi, warm beer and completely indigestible wine. length of stay in Turkey. . .
You will not immediately distinguish hotel employees from guests, because they don’t have a uniform, but if you want to go to the beach, don’t forget to take coupons from the administrator, because no one will give you a bracelet....
And the last thing - if you treat everything with humor... then the first * of the hotel is John Pablo - the administrator - an Argentine who will solve any of your problems... TOMORROW, the second is the cardiologist surgeon behind the bar, and the third is the name Yildiz means "star" in Turkish.

P. S. Ready to answer questions regarding the hotel and recreation in Kemer. . .