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Food:
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If you want to spoil your vacation in an unforgettable way, then Woodline is for you!
There are 2 types of accommodation declared on the site: standard bungalow and studio bungalow (without balcony). Our package was the second. In both cases, on the sites of tour operators there are photos of two-story log houses. In fact, log cabins are standard bungalows. And the bugaloo studio is one big shed on two floors made of fiberboard, not even plasterboard, for 20 rooms on two floors. There is no insulation in this barn at all: fiberboard 5 mm and that's it! Of course, in 40 degree heat, even an air conditioner set to 16C will not cope, and hardly reaches 33x! The sound insulation of such premises should generally be silent, it is absent by definition! Everything that is said at one end of the barn is clearly audible at the other.
As for the rooms themselves: broken hooks in the bathroom, leaking shower trays, non-closing doors to the bathrooms, fungus, non-working hair dryers, shaking floors - this is not a complete list of the advantages of this pseudo-three-star hotel.
By the way, canisters of pool cleaning chemicals are stored just between the two adjacent studio bungalows 111 and 112. Inhale the chlorine concentrate and enjoy!
With the declared own beach, it’s just a mockery: for about 200 places for vacationers on the public beach of the village there are eight metal racks with a stretched awning under which it is difficult to place (attention! ) 27 sunbeds of which 4 are broken. But that's not all: when you come to the beach in the morning, it may turn out that at the beginning of the 10th all the sunbeds are collected and chained into one deck and you will have to sit on the sand, simply because the one who was supposed to remove the lock simply did not come.
In the same way, you will have to stay on the tan on the sand after 18:00 because this person has ended his working day and needs to close the sunbeds.
There is another unforgettable gift for the guests of this hotel: unoccupied rooms are filled with 15-year-old pioneers of the Woodline camp. And they are not 2-3, but 2-3 dozen and they create an extraordinary feeling of peace and tranquility, like all teenagers at this age. On a small pseudo-beach of the hotel, they can easily throw your things into the sand while you swim in the sea, and sketch a mountain of your own.
At midday, when it is supposed to rest after dinner at the hotel, it is customary to turn on the marine repertoire of Agutin and Kirkorov with 200-watt speakers, but these are trifles.
To sum it up: the Soviet service will seem like a fairy tale compared to what you can experience in this hotel. Feel free to choose it, so that later you can say: "I will never come back here! "
There are 2 types of accommodation declared on the site: standard bungalow and studio bungalow (without balcony). Our package was the second. In both cases, on the sites of tour operators there are photos of two-story log houses. In fact, log cabins are standard bungalows. And the bugaloo studio is one big shed on two floors made of fiberboard, not even plasterboard, for 20 rooms on two floors. There is no insulation in this barn at all: fiberboard 5 mm and that's it! Of course, in 40 degree heat, even an air conditioner set to 16C will not cope, and hardly reaches 33x! The sound insulation of such premises should generally be silent, it is absent by definition! Everything that is said at one end of the barn is clearly audible at the other.
As for the rooms themselves: broken hooks in the bathroom, leaking shower trays, non-closing doors to the bathrooms, fungus, non-working hair dryers, shaking floors - this is not a complete list of the advantages of this pseudo-three-star hotel.
By the way, canisters of pool cleaning chemicals are stored just between the two adjacent studio bungalows 111 and 112. Inhale the chlorine concentrate and enjoy!
With the declared own beach, it’s just a mockery: for about 200 places for vacationers on the public beach of the village there are eight metal racks with a stretched awning under which it is difficult to place (attention! ) 27 sunbeds of which 4 are broken. But that's not all: when you come to the beach in the morning, it may turn out that at the beginning of the 10th all the sunbeds are collected and chained into one deck and you will have to sit on the sand, simply because the one who was supposed to remove the lock simply did not come.
In the same way, you will have to stay on the tan on the sand after 18:00 because this person has ended his working day and needs to close the sunbeds.
There is another unforgettable gift for the guests of this hotel: unoccupied rooms are filled with 15-year-old pioneers of the Woodline camp. And they are not 2-3, but 2-3 dozen and they create an extraordinary feeling of peace and tranquility, like all teenagers at this age. On a small pseudo-beach of the hotel, they can easily throw your things into the sand while you swim in the sea, and sketch a mountain of your own.
At midday, when it is supposed to rest after dinner at the hotel, it is customary to turn on the marine repertoire of Agutin and Kirkorov with 200-watt speakers, but these are trifles.
To sum it up: the Soviet service will seem like a fairy tale compared to what you can experience in this hotel. Feel free to choose it, so that later you can say: "I will never come back here! "
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- The hotel is quiet, calm, quite cozy, and the beach is bad
- health risk
- I will never come back here!
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