ужас даже для не привередливых... Horrible even for the undemanding...

the three of us rested with my wife and child, this is my third time in Beldibi. To begin with, on the morning of the second day I woke up from the fact that my wife was hysterically shaking me and asking me to send her home for any money. . . the hotel is more suitable for the description of "hotel without a category" than 3 ***, it is considered normal for 1-2 days upon arrival to settle in another building, about which (which... because according to inaccurate data of buildings from 3 to 5 ) nowhere in the information about the hotel does it say anything, when we were sent there, we could not open the door with the key for a long time, and then the lock clicked from the inside and either the maid or some other servant fluttered out of there (she was sitting there on the potty, as it turned out) She said, “OK, ” and disappeared somewhere. . . we entered and then, in the eyes of my wife, I realized that now there would be the first critical situation, I fled to the reception. . . the room was a mixture of a rooming house and a warehouse, with a persistent smell of mold and something colorful and local, a dirty sink in the bathroom, a bucket was smeared with shit, there was no hot water, the toilet was rocking. a Turkish uncle under the window, who was selling something, said: "the neighbors will break)))" into this very window. in general, after many tackles, madam from the reception desk came down for $ 30 to change our room to a normal one in the main building. The new room seemed like a fairy tale to us after the experience and it was already almost imperceptible to all the jambs: poor furniture, a view from the balcony to the wall of the neighboring hotel (literally a meter from ours), the kitchen under our windows and the incredible stuffiness and stench on the balcony, torn bed linen, broken air conditioning, instead of plugs, bare wires are inserted into sockets, no refrigerator, telephone, TV shows only 5 channels, of which only one is in Russian Russia 24, the shower and toilet are not partitioned off (more precisely, the toilet is almost under the shower). The food at the hotel caused horror: either sickly sweet or terribly spicy, no meat, no ordinary cereals. There is very little food: breakfast started at 7.30, and we came at 8.10, so already half of the dishes were missing, there were boiled eggs, sugary sweet porridge (oats or rice), muesli, sliced ​ ​ ​ ​ tomatoes, greens and cheeses (also not very edible). For lunch EVERY DAY, RICE, and different variations of stewed vegetables, soy sausages and cutlets (which cannot be called meat at all), 3 times in 11 days there was fish, and 1 time pancakes (it was a holiday), though they were given out only 2 things each. We went hungry for two days, then gradually we began to get used to it, my wife fell in love with grass (although she is a meat eater): lettuce, parsley, dill, cabbage leaves, and mostly ate them. When checking in at the reception, we paid $ 20 for the safe for 10 days, on the 5th day we were told that we had paid only 5 days and we should pay extra. When we started to resent and figure it out, it turned out that the lovely lady from the reception, who moved us to another room for $ 30, still warmed us up on the safe - she took $ 20, and wrote down 10 in the journal. By the way, this madam was fired, apparently this happened more than once . The bedding was changed and the room was cleaned only for 10 days - it is not clear why.....one day we would have slept like that. Of the pleasant moments - proximity to the sea (5 minutes), smiling waiters, they always said with a sweet smile that something was not there, it was over or broken. . . very nice rejection). What is called loudly in the description - the GYM is a bench without shells, a simulator to twist the waist and another simulator for the back, but wasps made a nest in it. All this stuff is somewhere in the depths of the courtyard behind the barn. The pool was never cleaned and the water there was not very fabulous and turquoise. Yes, the water in the cooler looked like it was just from the tap, because the taste was salty. We practically did not take alcohol in the bar, but according to rumors, there was always trouble with this. The netbook could not be connected to the free Wi-Fi at the reception, and smartphones caught something twice on the third. There is no air conditioning in the lobby. No matter how much they asked for toilet paper, when it ended, we still had to go hunting ourselves. What they call a hair dryer is not a hair dryer at all. The maids are almost invisible. Uncle "manager" in Russian is not in the tooth with a foot. The beach is not cleaned, many people take hotel sunbeds not from this hotel. CONCLUSION: The hotel is not worth the money that we spent.