Я в шоке с отзывов I'm shocked by the reviews.

After reading the reviews on this site and another one, I was just wildly upset that we managed to fly to this particular hotel (the tour was taken for a day, so there were few options to choose from). So. I'll start in order. And for starters - I have a feeling that most of the reviews are outright set-up! So, settlement. On the first day we were settled in a terrible room in the basement. I don't hide. Because there were no free ones. But the very next we were moved to the third floor, in a room that fully corresponded to its value! and he was good enough!
Staff. Receptionists are perfect. friendly and tried to fulfill everything that they were asked and not asked) Cleaning lady - came every day! washed the ashtray, folded the bed with a bow. As for whether she washed the floors or not, I can’t say - because we were essentially tidying up. that's why I can't determine - it was she who washed the floor or we didn't dirt it. Bedding as promised - we had it replaced after 3 days. Animation Entertainment - no Alen, Mash, Glash, we did not find - we had a Turk Ibrahim. As I understand from the reviews, he was hired just around the time we went there. The guy is super good. made everyone happy during the day. He approached everyone as if he had known each other for a long time. He put on a show every evening. We got two times on the gums of his ideas, on Miss Stardust, a Stardust man, a couple, and the most that struck me was on a fire show. he himself "ate" fire, walked on broken glass. in general, there can be no complaints at all in principle. although there was one woman with us, clearly in menopause, who said that she just wanted the music to be turned on and she would dance. By the way, about dancing, Ibrahim constantly called everyone to the clubs of Kemer. We go further. The kitchen staff - I read that they are rude and go without a uniform. They all walk around in yellow T-shirts and jeans. (well, these are the boys who clear the tables. The chef has a chic, imposing black uniform) so how could they get nasty to you if they only speak Russian - "THANK YOU" and "May I? " (pick up plate)? ! they ran there as the May bees cleaned up as soon as they notice that a person has freed at least one plate. Well, about the food. What do you want for that kind of money? Barbecue and foie gras? ! go to tuapse and cook for yourself! I'll see how you manage that amount! There was a variety in food - I won’t say that everything is insanely delicious, that my mother is dear, there were dishes that I didn’t like at all, but the main dishes are always good. Yes, there is often chicken, but in a week we got on meat and liver 2 times. So. there was a beach and a bar. well, the beach is their weak point - the fact that you have to walk to it - it's okay, but there are always not enough sunbeds (there are very few of them, for such a large number of residents), well, if you wait a little - someone will definitely release. but I didn't like it. And about the bar - on the beach, the bar is not a bar at all - only yuppies and plain water. but near the pool - I also did not understand the indignation. someone wrote - there is Pepsi there, but you won’t get it. Pepsi has always been there! cold and delicious. Mirinda is not good. beer, wine, tea, coffee machine. and the guy at the bar is very nice - polite and does his job not "fuck off". It's like I didn't forget anything. In conclusion, I would like to say that if you have a menopause or you have an overly developed sense of self-importance, it is better to stay at home. You will find something to complain about in asdem labade.
P. S. I apologize for such a chaotic style of presentation, I just wrote on emotions and tried not to forget anything.