Это двойка стремящаяся к единице! This is a deuce tending to one!

I will describe briefly:
Settlement is a problem. And everyone. Constantly a bunch of people at the reception waiting for the room. We arrived at 7 pm, set up plans that we would quickly check in and go to the sea, but it was not there. Mustafa (goat) - at the reception, except for the words "5-10 minutes the boy will come and settle" does not say anything at all. As a result, after 3 hours of waiting for the room, I went to the main hotel. He always hangs around the kitchen. As a result, there were no free rooms and we were settled in some F ***. Moreover, this is a neighboring hotel (not the sea, a friendly hotel). There, without a mat, I won’t describe the whole picture, so I’ll go further. On the next day started calling the tour operator, our guide. As a result, they wanted to settle us already in the room of the main building. Number of course on 3 out of 10, but I think okay. BUT looking at the view from the window - there is a garbage dump. Then I started to swear a lot. As a result, we were taken to the neighboring hotel building - it is 100 meters from the main one. New, with good rooms. Just like a regular trio. There they began to live.
By number: cleaning disgusting. didn't even change the towels. There is no shampoo. Only 2 small soap bars. Hair dryer does not work for more than 1 minute. Condo works good.

The beach is nearby. Walking without shoes on it is unrealistic.
For food: of course, he didn’t die of hunger, but having visited other three in Turkey, I’ll say that it is G. From the dishes: Tomatoes, tomatoes with cucumbers, tomatoes with cucumbers and peppers, separately pepper, a couple of plates with grass. There are never sauces. From bitter: usually rice with pasta together and a piece of some cutlet or fish. Or chickens. Almost always watermelon. This is really everything. And, well, still a loaf. Not sweet or tasty at all.
BAR: The young head bartender almost got hit on the head by me. They have a system after 8 pm: because there are always not enough glasses, you need to walk all evening with your glass. It is a pity for him to pour into a new one. As a result, it’s easier to go to a bar across the road to pay money to lie on an ottoman, drink whiskey and smoke a hookah.
As a result: if you immediately settle in the new building, if you are going to drink and eat not only at the hotel, if you don’t care where to relax at all, the hotel "SEA" is waiting for you. I won't even go there for free. Beasts work and the attitude towards all is bestial. Came back today. Actual information. Good luck everyone!