3 star hotel, no more

Written: 18 august 2021
Travel time: 1 — 8 august 2021
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
3.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Cleanliness: 1.0
Your vacation in this hotel can only be saved by a good company of vacationers who can share the overall impression of the hotel with you! That is exactly what happened to us.

On the day of arrival at the hotel, despite the fact that the standard room is registered in the contract, the man Roman from the reception will lead you through the entire territory of the hotel to the so-called “chicken coop” among vacationers for settlement. And when you open a room there, you will immediately experience a SHOCK: an incredible stench and smell of mold, although the standard furniture and working equipment are "no complaints", but most importantly, opening the door to the terrace you will bump into a chain-link mesh with a huge amount of feathers and a 10 cm layer of chicken manure and well and of course the chickens themselves. The borders of your terrace are the chicken coop fence. After the experienced shock, Roman will kindly offer you a room in the hotel itself for $ 30, you are already ready to pay just to leave this miserable room as soon as possible.

Almost all visitors go through this, with the exception of particularly noisy pensioners who require normal conditions at no additional cost.

So, minus $30-50, you are in your standard room. Furnishings: a large bed, a small one, 2 bedside tables, a dressing table, TV, a non-working refrigerator, a hair dryer. The bed has not been changed at first sight, but this is obvious, since it is all covered in rusty spots, it smells of dampness. So are the towels. The room is dirty, the floor is full of dirty stains and black hair of previous vacationers. But...when you go out to the balcony and see the beautiful view of the mountains, you will forget about everything. The picture is bewitching.

Separately, it is worth noting the cleaning in the rooms. She's just not here. And even if you pay the maid, the maximum that she will do is wipe the dust on the dressing table, smiling and demanding $ 1.
For 6 days of rest our room was not cleaned at all even once.
We wiped the dust ourselves, ran to change the towels ourselves, begged for toilet paper and demanded to take out the trash, although we systematically encouraged the staff.

The territory was cleaned well and the dining room too. These are really good guys.

Meals at the hotel on the principle of "you will not stay hungry. " The first days of stay, an abundance of greens, salads, sweets. Chicken or fish. But it all goes downhill to disgusting soy nuggets and meatballs and chicken stomachs by the end of the race. Much less variety for breakfast. Less sweet. The snack bar is disgusting, cutlets are not bad, but the rest of the food is covered with flies, which feel great there and no one drives them away. The staff doesn't care about your health.

A separate story with a bar. Diluted beer, white and red wine-shmurdyak with a touch of vinegar, water like Coca Cola, Fanta and Sprite local fake of the original. Juices for an amateur. Good apple.
Rum was declared, but you won’t get it, don’t try, it’s just NOT there. Just empty bottles on display. Get used to the fact that after dinner you will have to "get" drinks by standing in a huge queue for one glass in hand.


Entertainment from a past life...Old-fashioned contests, completely empty and not interesting. Animator DENIS is clearly not tense, monotonous jokes, some on the verge of vulgarity, become boring by the end of the race. Contests: karaoke, guess the melody, lotto. At 22.00, the disco is just chaotic monotonous music, the result of which is a half-empty dance floor. Water aerobics 4+.

The beach is dirty. An abundance of broken sun loungers. Only a third of which is covered with mattresses. The beach is pebbly, you will need corals. You will enter the sea with difficulty, in some places there are huge boulders. Wake up to observe hematomas and bruises from a fall at the entrance to the sea. The sea itself and the water in it are 5+++++. Landscapes are mesmerizing.
The locker room, toilet and shower on the beach may disappoint you, but not critical. No beach bar. Apparatus for spilling juice beats current. The bartender is a very aggressive aged man who will help you if necessary.
Everywhere you will be pursued by a representative of the Tiger leather house, in the hall of the hotel, the dining room and the beach. You can go to Kemer for free on his terms.
P. S: The star rating of the hotel is clearly overpriced, really 3-. It is clearly not suitable for people with average comfort requirements and above. But if your task is to enjoy nature, the sea and the company on budget funds, you can consider this option.
All travelers good emotions.
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