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So here we are. It's a dark night outside. But in a different hotel. Because we don't have room. Although the reservation from this date!
We woke up, we were taken to our hotel... But only to have breakfast. They said that they will settle at 12. We tear and sword. Went to the beach, shopped, walked. We arrived at the hotel at 12 to check in.
But, again, everything is through F... They will settle at 13. That's it! Kirdyk. We yell, we film the whole process on camera. They yell at us, almost rush with their fists. We yell that we are calling the police. This is us - calm, balanced, cultured St. Petersburg women!!!
A lady came running - some kind of manager, said to WAIT....I was hysterical, tears flowed... Well... I found the room IMMEDIATELY, fantastic!!!

Our room is 102. Directly at the reception.
+ Small, but still: one large bed, and one two-story. The mattresses are comfortable. The air conditioner is working properly. There are sockets. Sometimes Wi-Fi gets through to us.

- They are not fatal, but there are many of them: the linen is unclean, the taps are leaking, the drains are not working, hot water sometimes appears. Plumbing and furniture as from the garbage. The sounds of the street and the smell of cigarettes constantly make themselves felt. The closet is very dark, without hangers, without shelves.
Food: you can eat it.
But it's a quest. Plates and cutlery lie on the table with hot dishes under a canopy by the pool. Salad table in the building, there are no plates)) If you want juice, go to the bar. In total, to collect cutlery, soup, second course, salad and drink - if you please, three circles around the pool. If you didn't bring the knives, you can do whatever you want. Mix pasta with rice - you won't die of hunger. Fruits are tasty, greens are fresh. WATER in the cooler is a dummy - it is from the tap (we saw it ourselves), but again, we didn’t die.
Service - minimal, below the plinth.
It takes 10 minutes to stomp to the beach, if you are not lame, drunk, with heavy bags, with resting children or strollers.
For 6 days they did not clean up, did not take out the garbage, towels and linen were not changed even once.
There is a safe at the reception. Free.
!!!!!!!!!!
We were not settled! Double booking, and at the same time the staff behaved in a boorish way.
With a scandal, after a long wait.
Then the guide arrived, and with the boss of the hotel they found out whose joint it was.
Hotels.
They demanded compensation from the boss, received a bottle of wine and an offer to live longer.
Well nafig. It hasn't been like this for a long time.
And so, everything is fine, the sea, the beach, the weather.
And we went to a nearby hotel in a hammam, I really liked how the men processed us.
AND ALSO IN GOOGLE MAPS, THE HOTEL CONSTANTLY CHANGES THE NAME AND REMOVES UNPLEASANT REVIEWS.
Have a nice rest.