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My husband and I are not picky and unpretentious tourists, but in Turkey for the first and last time after such a "magic" holiday. The hotel and the rooms did not frighten us much, as the air conditioner worked properly, everything was fine with the shower and toilet. For the first two days, even the sheets were clean, until they naturally got dirty (. As it turned out later, they didn’t change at all (I thought why the pattern on the sheets was such a brown spot, all so that the dirt was not visible). But these are all trifles in comparison with “culinary masterpieces. ” I have never eaten such a rare gruel in my life, but here I had to eat in order to survive.
We arrived at the hotel "IKONA TOURISM" (that's how it was called) for breakfast. From the abundance of vegetable waste, my eyes ran wide (. Coarsely chopped tomatoes, finely chopped tomatoes, and not fresh and slightly dried up (we have such discounts so as not to throw them away).
There are few cucumbers, the first 10 people will definitely get it. Two plates of spoiled olives and olives. Withered and dried chopped greens. Options to choose from: with mayonnaise and soy sausage (yesterday's, or even the day before yesterday), with pasta from yesterday's dinner and in your own juice. Some cheese (if not sour, then the only normal product on the table). Breakfast was our preparation for further meals, because lunch is TIN! Since at lunch there was a "cycle" of products from the last dinner and from breakfast, only everything was finely chopped and filled with mayonnaise. The complete absence of meat and meat products, only a hint in the form of disgusting soy sausage. For dinner, there were "nagits" that tasted like soy sausage rolled in a meat grinder, cat food and paper, the rest of the dishes guess what, plus a few plates of the same dried greens.
We had to learn how to eat all this crap, just not to die of hunger, until we found a cafe with shawarma. WHO WANTS AL INCLUSIVE IN THIS HOTEL - FORGET IT! ! ! Only if you are not a monk and eat only rice and holy spirit. Meals will be at your own expense. My husband and I survived for four days, then miraculously found a cafe with a good shawarma for $3. Shawarma brightened up the remaining days of our holiday. About drinks in the hotel bar: Water with a taste of gin, water with a taste of beer, water with a taste of wine, etc. And after the third glass, the bartender's face becomes dissatisfied. Hdorka in the pool falls asleep evenly during dinner, the tables are located by the pool just right (probably for the appearance of hallucinations to brighten up the stay at the hotel).
The hotel guide at this hotel is NOBODY, a phantom. He will not solve ANY of your problems, he will try to "move out" or accuse you of something (as happened with our husband).
Our hotel guide Yasin tried to accuse my husband and me that we were selling cheap tour packages (you have to think of this - paranoia), from his conjectures and assumptions. He did not forget to warn us (threatened) that he could evict us from the hotel. I almost beat him, okay, my husband kept him. And the vouchers from him (the hotel guide) left because the Turks alone (local resident) sold people at a lower price.
At the end of the holiday, a group of vacationers gathered, tired of poor-quality food, body drinks, dirt in the rooms and other amenities of the holiday at the ICON TOURISM hotel. The hotel guide Yasin asked us to express all our wishes in writing, he explained that this is the only way problems will be solved. After we put signatures and room numbers, the hotel staff copied the numbers of all the strikers into their notebook and simply closed the bar for us: "We don't serve you juices or alcoholic drinks. "
They called the guide to report a problem, he called the hostess and staff (what they were talking about is unknown), their whole gang laughed together, when we approached they again closed the bar for us. They filmed a scene of boorish behavior of the staff and the refusal of "al inclusive" (now there is evidence with which to go further). When my husband and I were going home, we, to be honest, were overwhelmed with joy. It was sad to look at the faces of friends who stayed for a few more days.
"ICON OF TOURISM" (ikon) for lovers of HARD
BEACH-EXTREMA (BEACH-bum)
We arrived at the hotel "IKONA TOURISM" (that's how it was called) for breakfast. From the abundance of vegetable waste, my eyes ran wide (. Coarsely chopped tomatoes, finely chopped tomatoes, and not fresh and slightly dried up (we have such discounts so as not to throw them away).
There are few cucumbers, the first 10 people will definitely get it. Two plates of spoiled olives and olives. Withered and dried chopped greens. Options to choose from: with mayonnaise and soy sausage (yesterday's, or even the day before yesterday), with pasta from yesterday's dinner and in your own juice. Some cheese (if not sour, then the only normal product on the table). Breakfast was our preparation for further meals, because lunch is TIN! Since at lunch there was a "cycle" of products from the last dinner and from breakfast, only everything was finely chopped and filled with mayonnaise. The complete absence of meat and meat products, only a hint in the form of disgusting soy sausage. For dinner, there were "nagits" that tasted like soy sausage rolled in a meat grinder, cat food and paper, the rest of the dishes guess what, plus a few plates of the same dried greens.
We had to learn how to eat all this crap, just not to die of hunger, until we found a cafe with shawarma. WHO WANTS AL INCLUSIVE IN THIS HOTEL - FORGET IT! ! ! Only if you are not a monk and eat only rice and holy spirit. Meals will be at your own expense. My husband and I survived for four days, then miraculously found a cafe with a good shawarma for $3. Shawarma brightened up the remaining days of our holiday. About drinks in the hotel bar: Water with a taste of gin, water with a taste of beer, water with a taste of wine, etc. And after the third glass, the bartender's face becomes dissatisfied. Hdorka in the pool falls asleep evenly during dinner, the tables are located by the pool just right (probably for the appearance of hallucinations to brighten up the stay at the hotel).
The hotel guide at this hotel is NOBODY, a phantom. He will not solve ANY of your problems, he will try to "move out" or accuse you of something (as happened with our husband).
Our hotel guide Yasin tried to accuse my husband and me that we were selling cheap tour packages (you have to think of this - paranoia), from his conjectures and assumptions. He did not forget to warn us (threatened) that he could evict us from the hotel. I almost beat him, okay, my husband kept him. And the vouchers from him (the hotel guide) left because the Turks alone (local resident) sold people at a lower price.
At the end of the holiday, a group of vacationers gathered, tired of poor-quality food, body drinks, dirt in the rooms and other amenities of the holiday at the ICON TOURISM hotel. The hotel guide Yasin asked us to express all our wishes in writing, he explained that this is the only way problems will be solved. After we put signatures and room numbers, the hotel staff copied the numbers of all the strikers into their notebook and simply closed the bar for us: "We don't serve you juices or alcoholic drinks. "
They called the guide to report a problem, he called the hostess and staff (what they were talking about is unknown), their whole gang laughed together, when we approached they again closed the bar for us. They filmed a scene of boorish behavior of the staff and the refusal of "al inclusive" (now there is evidence with which to go further). When my husband and I were going home, we, to be honest, were overwhelmed with joy. It was sad to look at the faces of friends who stayed for a few more days.
"ICON OF TOURISM" (ikon) for lovers of HARD
BEACH-EXTREMA (BEACH-bum)
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