Плохо, очень плохо! Bad, very bad!

You can’t call it a hotel - this is a boarding house like Ukrainian resorts, a maximum of 3 stars due to its location on the first line. Everything is very old, everything crumbles. The territory is small, so it is very boring here, there is nowhere to go outside the hotel, as this is the outskirts of the village!
1) We booked a room for a family of 4 - they gave a standard room - one double bed and a folding chair, they brought a baby bed for the child, so the room was very crowded, and they also gave only one key for everyone!
2) In order for the children's slide to work, it was necessary to swear for an hour!
3) Air conditioning in the room with limited functions - the remote is built into the wall with three buttons available!
4) If you didn’t come to the meal right away, then half of the dishes have already been eaten, and also all the tables are occupied and you have to wait until someone gets up!

5) There is no animation - a pseudo DJ-animator walks around the territory - and gasps and groans to the music - AND EVERYTHING!
6) The bar is open until 22:00! Drinks are poured into plastic glasses!
7) In a nearby hotel, music is noisy until midnight - it's impossible to sleep!
8) Wi-fi internet paid $10 for seven days per device!
9) The beach is dirty - gobies and plastic cups are everywhere! On the beach of the hotel, the local population boldly rests, making noise and jumping from the pier as if it were necessary!
10) Ice cream is completely out!
11) While swimming in the pool, I cut my leg on something!
12) There is a TV in the room without a remote control!
13) Single women are approached by employees of this establishment, even waiters and cleaners are not shy!