Rest in Kemer

Written: 5 december 2009
Travel time: 28 august — 11 october 2009
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For families with children; For recreation with friends, for young people
Your rating of this hotel:
9.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 8.0
Service: 9.0
Cleanliness: 8.0
Food: 9.0
Amenities: 8.0
So, everything was going to write a review about the rest in this hotel, already since September 2009, but there was no time, now it’s “ripe”.
So.
1. We rested from the end of August until, in my opinion, September 10th, the main operator is Tez-Tour.
2. Tez-Tour has problems with booking just for these "hot" days of rooms in the "four", so we were sent to the "troika" for one night. Shout, be indignant, “swing rights”, “declare sit-down strikes on suitcases in the lobby of the “four” according to the principle “not a step back, I’m dying, but I don’t give up, goodbye Motherland” - I don’t recommend it, nothing will change - numbers, if not, then you won't find them anywhere, just ruin your nerves. Why am I talking about Tez-Tour, because all the other companies did not send to the "troika" - and "Pegasus" and "Coral" (it seems) settled in the four immediately upon the arrival of their people.

I must say right away that there is nothing wrong with that - for one night it will do, an absolutely adequate “troika”, a typical Turkish one who was, will understand. We were in the mood for relaxation, not for scandal, so we didn’t sweat it.
In order to compensate (and for a night in the "troika" they will let you sign on a special form that you have no complaints and you received compensation in return - so feel free to ask) You will be offered free use of a safe in the room (saving about $ 2 per day), Also, WARNING! (everyone asks for a sea view) a room with a sea view, but feel free to ask for something else, in this hotel ALL ROOMS ARE SIDE-FACING THE SEA, so ask for:
- so that there is no ventilation box from the air conditioner on the balcony (it is one or two rooms, so there is one on the balcony, not on the other), get a room with this box - on the balcony there will be a “double Tashkent” when you exit to the balcony: street heat , plus your working air conditioner and the working air conditioner of the neighboring room.
-the rest of the nuances are up to your personal taste - someone is higher, someone is lower, someone is closer to the sea and the "pool" part, someone is closer to the entrance and the street - a matter of taste, as they say.
3. The food is excellent, of course, soy patties still try to fit in, but they are easily calculated, usually on the hot "meat" row at the very end. I won’t write about grub for a long time, not bad, very, very dignified and varied, to be honest, you can sit all day and “trample” who is permanently hungry. By the way, the waiters work perfectly - everything is clean and quickly cleaned, there is no sracha inherent in many Turkish canteens in hotels. There is also a restaurant a la card: fish or "italy" to choose from.
4. The room is not bad, clean, cleaned every day, I left a dollar, so the maid there, as they usually do, perverted with swans, hearts, and even sprinkled with petals of fresh flowers. Nicely. But she didn’t do any special super-cleaning, it was noticeable in the same bathroom, the main thing is not to be assholes ourselves and maintain elementary cleanliness.

5. Beach. Yes, for those who like to sleep on this narrow strip of land, there is nothing to do. From six in the morning, “zabivalovo” under a canopy already begins, and by 9 everything is busy in the sun. But we came, at 6 in the morning - dived into the cool warm water, swimming watched the sunrise, and with a positive attitude stomped on breakfast, which started at 7 o'clock. In everything you need to look for positive moments, then the rest will be ok.
6. The attitude of the staff is good, almost excellent, everyone is friendly, there are, whatever one may say, a couple of evil Russophobic sour Turkish faces, but without this in Turkey, nothing.
7. The boss of the hotel resembles such a classic Italian mafia, a cool uncle, who holds discs with Russian music twice a week, including himself behind the console. These two times a week is enough, more often, it would be strained, who can hardly compete with a whole bunch of discos, they will take you from the same hotel and bring you back. There is also animation on the same days - the usual Turkish standard - folk dances, dervishes in long hats, "reviving" the dead, and once there was a good belly dance performed by a non-Turkish woman (maybe it really seemed to me).
8. Clothes in local stores are rubbish, expensive (where do they get such prices) and unfashionable, sellers are mostly evil hamlo, if you are not interested in anything, then it’s better not to go in, they will get you, they will ruin your mood and also spit in the back if don't buy anything.
9. Local Turks, what do you want? Imagine some kind of our collective farm or urban settlement, and even one where peasants are not given women, and they, peasants, are not only collective farmers, but they are always hungry, and then so many girls have come. In general, I don’t hold racism in my heart, as they say, but....a monkey understands only strength and when it is specifically sent sharply away.
And there is nothing for us to accuse our own girls of some kind of pliability - they say they themselves are to blame. Not at all! Our girls are very tolerant, sociable, like normal civilized people. And if they are addressed, responded, and not scared away like the plague (including their local “correct” scary women), our girls are not to blame for the fact that these with a “permanent boner” immediately begin to perceive this as allowing something their sweaty hands go where they don't belong.

10. The most unpleasant thing that I would like to draw the attention of the management of this hotel if they read these reviews. On the territory of the beach, as well as in the water, a couple, sorry, onanists constantly "graze". In the water - these are: older and younger - two Turks with “Iroquois” on their heads (they had such a fashion this summer, by the way, when I saw it for the first time, I neighed for half an hour, imagine a Turk with a height of “a meter with a cap” and a Mohawk on his head growing from half a Turk), as well as another one “grazes” near the changing cabin, “comes to life” when girls and women enter the cabin. The time of their “activity” is from early morning and the fact that near the cabin-hours until half past eight, and these two assholes sit in the water all day - they only ply “back and forth” from one hotel to another on the water. At the same time, I realized that among the Turks this is apparently not shameful, not ashamed, but in the order of things. I told this “beach-boy” guy who works as a “watcher” on our beach, he somehow calmly reacted to this (maybe he himself advises his “hungry” friends? )
In general, for normal people, it’s disgusting, therefore, the “management” of the hotel has probably not only heard about it, but if they wish, they can very quickly put things in order there. The one near the booth I would have nailed myself, but he ran away from me.
11. And the last. The hotel is excellent, let's say it's very good, the sea is 2 minutes nearby, super !!!! , the attitude of the staff is also pleasant, Kemer is beautiful, although small. A place for fun, relaxation, love. For those who want to shop around, this is not the right town, don’t be, sorry, suckers, maybe, of course, you have nowhere to spend money, it’s your business.
We'll come if we can. in the summer-autumn of 2010 in this hotel, I hope nothing will change for the worse.
Yes, I completely forgot. The biggest plus of this hotel is that there are NO ROOMS either on the first floor, where the reception is, or on the “minus first”, who was in other hotels, will understand me. You are guaranteed to get at least a second floor and the sea view is WONDERFUL. Pay attention, in the same Kemer is full of very expensive-looking "fives". In which there are rooms looking to the "rear", and indeed without balconies.
Hello everyone, if you have questions, write.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original
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