"чудесный" отель :))))))))) "wonderful" hotel :))))))))))

A more appropriate name for this "green paradise" would be "STINKY VILLA" and nothing else!! ! I have never breathed such a variety of unpleasant odors in one place and in such a short period of time... Whoever gets into the old building (a round one with a spiral staircase inside and a "wonderful roof", as it is written in one of the reports) - cross yourself! ! ! this is p... c. Cross yourself three times if you get into the rooms on the ground floor! : ). . . I haven't seen such a "G" for a long time. And the photo with a view from the room to the toilets in one of the reports is REAL!! ! And I thought it was a joke!! ! Turks - they are Turks in Africa too !! ! A drop in your positive mood below "0" is guaranteed... to... "before" is the body "c"... How lucky you are if you immediately found yourself in this building... if not, your face is more serious, meaner!! ! There are more evil notes in the voice and especially decibels - and you will get a number in this case. At the reception there is such a small dead Turkish bastard, of a silly appearance (why the BASTER - wrote below) Ahmed - it is he who settles you.
Surrounding greenery - yes!! ! It really exists and surprises with its presence... but you didn’t come from the steppe... we have enough greenery and we have enough... here it is everywhere - where it is necessary and where it is NOT NECESSARY !! !... and the stench, this stench gets everywhere!! !...
Well, about the animation - it's just not here! Apparently she is not in any hotel with 3 *... we put up with this - the animators themselves : )))... they all said that on Sunday some kind of miracle-"Turkish night" takes place on the territory of "stinking Diana" "- we didn't see her. . . and the photo with the fakir at the bar (again in one of the reports), which is located to the right of the entrance to the hotel - apparently this is one of the drunken vacationers : )))... except for one and the same disk that Turks-beldibils spin all day long - animation, if it falls under this definition, is not found in this hotel in nature !!!

Food is feed for existence. . . but such "yummy" is fed in all 3 * hotels - according to the girl who had a rest in the neighborhood in the "beltour" if memory does not fail: they have even "tastier" : ))). . Friends, don't break the glasses!! ! There aren't enough of them, honestly! And you have to drink from unclear translucent plastic glasses !! ! And besides from them - STINKS!! ! (And my nose was stuffed up after rafting, to be honest). And besides, the guys-cleaners-waiters are over the soul - "give me, they say, a glass, others also want to drink !!! "
And now the funniest thing: We sit at the tables in the evening, time is about 22:00, met with vacationers, drink our own - brought... and at the far table sit the same vacationers as we are. The guy's name was Artem, and his wife's name was Natasha, in my opinion... I didn't drink (there was a reason), so I looked at everything with sober eyes - one of the cleaners came up and started to say something to them... the other pulled him away, but he bowed down and began to babble in his Turkish some kind of abuse and insults at the address of the girl, and he bowed so that she could be kissed without much tension... in a hickey !! ! So close!!!... and then he grabbed her by the arm and started to drag. . . here Artyom could not restrain himself and jumped up from the table, the Turks immediately ran up and a frank mahach began with screams and screams. A "gendarme" flew in. . . they seemed to calm down... everyone dispersed... another Turk - the couple is called, grabbed a knife and to his throat - like I’ll cut myself right now... and then he broke a glass and began to write himself on his left hand with them - don’t you believe it? You will be there, pay attention to his hand !! ! . . he was then asked - why? He says: "for a Turkish man - it's good!!! "... well, to each his own : ))), and then a pack of Turks rolled Artem on the same night... and his back was like a black man from a plantation...
. . . I would cripple Akhmed because he was following the girl who was in our company and did not want to communicate with him, even at the beginning (she arrived earlier) and gave him a little reason. So this freak did not give her a pass, physically!! ! "Fucking worker"... such people generally need to be driven !! ! Only common sense and prudence stopped me - after all, in a foreign country... you feel like NOBODY.
And if you do not take into account all this, there is such a beauty all around !!!!!!!!! ! So I don't regret my vacation! But if this happens and I happen to visit there again - I will pay more and the impression of the halim hotel and the servants will bypass us !! ! And to go to this hotel or not to go - you choose!