It's strange that no one before me wrote a review about this hotel on the site, probably no one returned from there alive! ) ahahahah And since I will be the first, I will describe everything as factually and in detail as possible, so that you understand what and how. I'll start with the positive aspects - in fact a normal, good, cozy hotel.
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It's strange that no one before me wrote a review about this hotel on the site, probably no one returned from there alive! ) ahahahah
And since I will be the first, I will describe everything as factually and in detail as possible, so that you understand what and how.
I'll start with the positive aspects - in fact a normal, good, cozy hotel.
1) The pool is clean, with very warm water, there are two children's pools and something like a jacuzzi, where children also bathe. There is a water slide, which is turned on twice a day, more often they can’t, the motor overheats. Both children and adults descend from it. Fun.
2) Food - a lot, delicious, there are salads and vegetables and fruits, greens, pasta, potatoes of many kinds, they make pancakes, various sweets, pies, watermelon, melon, coffee drinks, tea, powdered juices,
Whoever eats meat also eats meat. There is even more food than you need, I really didn’t like the fact that the waiters literally didn’t have time to eat, without asking they are trying to take your plate, on which there is food that you are still going to eat, and they are already literally tearing a piece out of your mouth, and when asked, they say what for? - there is only one answer - yours is already bitten in a plate, we thought you would not. This is not right, overconsumption is evil. Waiters can take away food, which you didn’t even have time to touch, you just have to turn away - and there are no more plates of food, as if they themselves want to eat it and are stealing from you.
3) The rooms are normal, they clean every other day, they change towels, the bed is clean, it smells, everything is neat, one minus is that there is a light carpet on the floor, on which stains are no longer washable, the tile would be cleaner and better than a dust collector in the form of a carpet
4) Exterior and landscape design from the street - an attempt to stylize the interior as a visiting card of the city - Lycian tombs in the rocks, but not entirely successful, the work is clumsy, smeared crookedly, but if you don’t wonder why there are stalactites everywhere from cement painted red, then you can write off that, well, such is an insidious plan)))
Of the minuses, it is very important that the hotel is located at the very top of the mountain of the city, the hotel is the very last building on the street and is located right under the mountain, and it takes about 20 minutes to climb there along the serpentine of streets at a very sharp angle, so it will be difficult for old people and children, for young people it was difficult to walk back and forth, so we barely crawled along this road, not to mention the more vulnerable categories of the population
5) The beach - there are two of them and they are very far from the hotel, you won’t get there yourself, and if you get there, then you won’t need any sea and beach.
The hotel takes a minibus twice a day, for those who did not have time, there is a city minibus for 3 lira, but you still need to go and go to the minibus.
The first beach with sand, cabanas, toilets, showers, and comfort, there is a cafe, but the water there, like in a puddle, is very eutrophicated, (tobish is very muddy) the second distant one is wilder, and there is not sand, but chiseled small pebbles , there is camping and there is nothing, there is nowhere to even get fresh water. Store provisions there. But on the other hand, the water there is much more transparent and there are many places where you can snorkel near the rocks and see fish, sea urchins and poor corals.
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Now let's talk about the disadvantages of the place))
And here is the cherry on our cake! The very thing after which all the delights of the institution fade! I tell the story in order from the beginning.
I rested with friends and on the very first day, as we stopped by, a man proudly and snobbishly declared that he was the manager of the hotel - an Azerbaijani Yura.
Yura is not just an obsessive and very dubious manager - he is a completely INADEQUATE person. At first, Yura went and in the most disgusting way sticks and rolls up to all the young ladies aged 20 to 40 years old, and being in despair to those who are older. And if you are also a blonde - run and don't look back! Brazenly and without a twinge of conscience, Yura directly offers to go with him to his room! Violates personal space by grabbing your hand! I thought maybe something was wrong with me, but no, Yura performs a similar algorithm of actions with any newly arrived guest. Exactly the same charms were told to me by a girl from Moscow, whom we met in a hotel, then we began to watch the patient in horror. Further more fun! Yura often gets drunk and is drunk in the trash every other day, but when he is drunk, even more unbridled fun begins, he starts a showdown with those who sent him off in the spirit of "don't you respect me ?! " Grabs hands and fights. Yura is also a vile speculator, he resells hotel services for twice as much as they cost. For example, Yura gives you false information about the price of hotel services, throwing himself 50% of the cost. At the same time, Yura walks around and says to everyone - "if you need something, ask me !! ! And if you ask about this service at the reception, it turns out that the price is completely different and then twice as cheap. Yura tried to push us for an excursion not for $ 15? and for $ 22, along the way, throwing on himself, and deceived the girl from the next room by selling her the services of haham for money, which is FREE in the hotel, by the way ! ! and taking $50 from her, instead of $25 which she had to pay already on the spot to the massage therapist. Yura is also very scared when you go to the reception and ask them again, because the price is completely different, or even free of charge from the hotel. And when drunk, Yura grabs you by the hands and screams that you don’t respect him, making a scandal and touching you without permission with his stumps. and he has a shawarma point in Kyiv at the station and he successfully trades in tomatoes, and in general here in the hotel he works out of boredom, because he was asked. It is simply impossible to listen to his diarrhea in the ears, but he will find you anywhere just to tell you how much you do not respect him. Yura yells at the staff and breaks down, humiliating the waiters and just workers. Builds a driver of slaves.
We certainly had some fun of course watching the patient,
Guys, I'm sorry, but this bottom and it's just pierced at the hotel by Yura, the hotel is sinking because the character is completely repulsed and does not allow normal rest by climbing everywhere with it in the most disgusting form and manner. I hope Yura will still be fired, because it is unacceptable to have such staff.
And since I will be the first, I will describe everything as factually and in detail as possible, so that you understand what and how.
I'll start with the positive aspects - in fact a normal, good, cozy hotel.
1) The pool is clean, with very warm water, there are two children's pools and something like a jacuzzi, where children also bathe. There is a water slide, which is turned on twice a day, more often they can’t, the motor overheats. Both children and adults descend from it. Fun.
2) Food - a lot, delicious, there are salads and vegetables and fruits, greens, pasta, potatoes of many kinds, they make pancakes, various sweets, pies, watermelon, melon, coffee drinks, tea, powdered juices,
Whoever eats meat also eats meat. There is even more food than you need, I really didn’t like the fact that the waiters literally didn’t have time to eat, without asking they are trying to take your plate, on which there is food that you are still going to eat, and they are already literally tearing a piece out of your mouth, and when asked, they say what for? - there is only one answer - yours is already bitten in a plate, we thought you would not. This is not right, overconsumption is evil. Waiters can take away food, which you didn’t even have time to touch, you just have to turn away - and there are no more plates of food, as if they themselves want to eat it and are stealing from you.
3) The rooms are normal, they clean every other day, they change towels, the bed is clean, it smells, everything is neat, one minus is that there is a light carpet on the floor, on which stains are no longer washable, the tile would be cleaner and better than a dust collector in the form of a carpet
4) Exterior and landscape design from the street - an attempt to stylize the interior as a visiting card of the city - Lycian tombs in the rocks, but not entirely successful, the work is clumsy, smeared crookedly, but if you don’t wonder why there are stalactites everywhere from cement painted red, then you can write off that, well, such is an insidious plan)))
Of the minuses, it is very important that the hotel is located at the very top of the mountain of the city, the hotel is the very last building on the street and is located right under the mountain, and it takes about 20 minutes to climb there along the serpentine of streets at a very sharp angle, so it will be difficult for old people and children, for young people it was difficult to walk back and forth, so we barely crawled along this road, not to mention the more vulnerable categories of the population
5) The beach - there are two of them and they are very far from the hotel, you won’t get there yourself, and if you get there, then you won’t need any sea and beach.
The hotel takes a minibus twice a day, for those who did not have time, there is a city minibus for 3 lira, but you still need to go and go to the minibus.
The first beach with sand, cabanas, toilets, showers, and comfort, there is a cafe, but the water there, like in a puddle, is very eutrophicated, (tobish is very muddy) the second distant one is wilder, and there is not sand, but chiseled small pebbles , there is camping and there is nothing, there is nowhere to even get fresh water. Store provisions there. But on the other hand, the water there is much more transparent and there are many places where you can snorkel near the rocks and see fish, sea urchins and poor corals.
____________________________________________
Now let's talk about the disadvantages of the place))
And here is the cherry on our cake! The very thing after which all the delights of the institution fade! I tell the story in order from the beginning.
I rested with friends and on the very first day, as we stopped by, a man proudly and snobbishly declared that he was the manager of the hotel - an Azerbaijani Yura.
Yura is not just an obsessive and very dubious manager - he is a completely INADEQUATE person. At first, Yura went and in the most disgusting way sticks and rolls up to all the young ladies aged 20 to 40 years old, and being in despair to those who are older. And if you are also a blonde - run and don't look back! Brazenly and without a twinge of conscience, Yura directly offers to go with him to his room! Violates personal space by grabbing your hand! I thought maybe something was wrong with me, but no, Yura performs a similar algorithm of actions with any newly arrived guest. Exactly the same charms were told to me by a girl from Moscow, whom we met in a hotel, then we began to watch the patient in horror. Further more fun! Yura often gets drunk and is drunk in the trash every other day, but when he is drunk, even more unbridled fun begins, he starts a showdown with those who sent him off in the spirit of "don't you respect me ?! " Grabs hands and fights. Yura is also a vile speculator, he resells hotel services for twice as much as they cost. For example, Yura gives you false information about the price of hotel services, throwing himself 50% of the cost. At the same time, Yura walks around and says to everyone - "if you need something, ask me !! ! And if you ask about this service at the reception, it turns out that the price is completely different and then twice as cheap. Yura tried to push us for an excursion not for $ 15? and for $ 22, along the way, throwing on himself, and deceived the girl from the next room by selling her the services of haham for money, which is FREE in the hotel, by the way ! ! and taking $50 from her, instead of $25 which she had to pay already on the spot to the massage therapist. Yura is also very scared when you go to the reception and ask them again, because the price is completely different, or even free of charge from the hotel. And when drunk, Yura grabs you by the hands and screams that you don’t respect him, making a scandal and touching you without permission with his stumps. and he has a shawarma point in Kyiv at the station and he successfully trades in tomatoes, and in general here in the hotel he works out of boredom, because he was asked. It is simply impossible to listen to his diarrhea in the ears, but he will find you anywhere just to tell you how much you do not respect him. Yura yells at the staff and breaks down, humiliating the waiters and just workers. Builds a driver of slaves.
We certainly had some fun of course watching the patient,
Guys, I'm sorry, but this bottom and it's just pierced at the hotel by Yura, the hotel is sinking because the character is completely repulsed and does not allow normal rest by climbing everywhere with it in the most disgusting form and manner. I hope Yura will still be fired, because it is unacceptable to have such staff.
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