The story of one review...
Good evening everyone! This morning we arrived from this "sanatorium".
I'll start in order, we arrived in Antalya early in the morning on June 26, met the TEZ tour guides at the airport, an excellent air-conditioned bus, a friendly driver and a girl accompanying us to the hotel, nothing boded trouble. We arrived at the hotel about 1.5 hours later and then it started. The reception reminds a mini hotel of the Azov sanatorium - the stuffiness is unbearable, everything is somehow shabby, rusty and dirty. We were first settled in room 318 - a complete pipets, whitewashed walls, nails sticking out of the windows, really reminded me of a hospital ward in the 90s (by the way, I left $ 20 for this room at the reception), I return to the reception add $ 10 or $ 15 I don’t remember exactly and, fortunately, they settle in a normal, by the standards of this hotel, room number 107, I recommend that anyone who manages to get into this hole, rent rooms from 101 to 114 - in my opinion, the sea view is excellent and the rooms are normal (i. e. .
In general, guys who have already paid for the trips, don’t be too upset, it will be a lesson like us - there really aren’t 5-star hotels for that kind of money, for those who think - add $ 500-600 (if there are three of us - like us) and go to a normal place.
Feedback followed...
Have a good holiday everyone! thanks for the review, I laughed heartily) I was especially amused by the indignation at the lack of natural coffee))) I guess you read more than one review before the trip, not only about this hotel, but about hotels in Turkey in general ...So, probably, you noticed that even among the drinks there are only yuppies ...For natural coffee, excuse me, only to Brazil)))
All the best)))) and thanks again for the lifted mood))))
camry1 Mon, 04 Jul 2011.18:46
marisha88 thanks for the comment, I couldn't stop laughing)))), especially about Brazil, I already ordered tickets, I'm flying out tomorrow - thanks for the good advice.
P. S. I also laughed about "hotels in Turkey in general ... "))), you probably rested only in 2-3 star hotels? ? ?
But don't despair - I'm sure everything is ahead of you! ! ! )))
Have a good mood! ! !
Mon, 04 Jul 2011.19:46
As for a good mood - thank you, with your sense of humor, it is definitely provided to me! ) Regarding laughter - they could have come up with something else, otherwise you feel notes of wounded pride, but oh well, this is not about that)
I'm glad my advice helped you so much! )
As for 2-3 stars, this is most likely just your level, since you expected something supernatural from the average 5)
marisha88 Mon, 04 Jul 2011.19:49
And you don't have to worry about me, working in the tourism industry I have been in hotels that you can hardly afford ... ) and (oh yes ! ! ) you are damn right: I still have everything ahead of me! )
And about the hotel - it is quite consistent with the category "price-quality". On this, I think the topic is closed)
And you do not get sick, all the best)
camry1 Mon, 04 Jul 2011.20:26
You didn’t open the topic and it’s not for you to close it, about the hotel I honestly wrote that this was a lesson for us, and I didn’t expect anything supernatural from the “middle five” - carefully read the review, otherwise you visited EXCURSIONS from the tour operator in different hotels - that of course there is something to be proud of))), about the "wounded pride" is not at all clear - what are you talking about ?? ? , a response was given to your comment in which professional unfulfillment is just felt.
Good evening! ! !
camry1 Mon, 04 Jul 2011.20:34
Yes, I completely forgot - coffee and Wi-Fi is not supernatural, but a drink, and wireless Internet access.
Feel free to ask, I'll explain everything to you)))
marisha88 Mon, 04 Jul 2011.20:48
***** to explain - it's like peas against the wall, sorry) I don't need to explain anything, as I see, I know much more than you ...
))) And with professional fulfillment, everything is in order with me - you draw some strange conclusions, maybe this is a consequence of an overdose of your favorite coffee ...? ! and before you go to any country on vacation - it doesn’t hurt to study the place of stay a little ...for Turkey - NATURAL coffee, NATURAL juices, etc. , just the same, supernatural!
marisha88 Mon, 04 Jul 2011.20:50
and about WI-FI ...if you wanted to run around the entire Antalya coast, then, I will disappoint you, there will be no such Internet anywhere))))
you have a very strange idea of excursions ...and, I’ll tell you a secret, tourism workers also have a rest! )))
camry1 Mon, 04 Jul 2011.21:09
I am glad that you are not shy))), I inform you that Turkey is a country in which natural fresh juices, coffee and Wi-Fi are at every step, of course, with the exception of the "sanatorium" about which I wrote above. One gets the impression that you have not been abroad at all, ayayay it’s not good to deceive)))
But, you write, write - it's so much fun, I'll be happy to give answers to any of your questions)))
camry1 Mon, 04 Jul 2011.21:11
Even if you explain, as you correctly put it - that peas against the wall.
marisha88 Mon, 04 Jul 2011.22:00
: )))) yes, at every step! ) take a longer walk, young man ... ))) otherwise it seems that apart from the Azov sanatoriums, firmly embedded in your memory (a psychological trauma of childhood, probably))) and GREEN HILL you have never been anywhere ... )
I'm sorry, I don't have any questions for you...
And yes, the hotel sucks! just calm down, please, otherwise, apparently, you already have nowhere to put negative energy)))
happily stay in your gloomy swamp! )))
camry1 Mon, 04 Jul 2011.22:13
Yes ...for a long time I didn’t have to communicate with stubborn, dumb-headed people, but nothing, I’m glad that at least not live, but you write to me just wondering where your sick fantasy will lead you)))
camry1 Mon, 04 Jul 2011.22:16
Dear potential visitors of the "sanatorium" - a historical moment, the so-called "tourism worker" (though not quite sane) admitted that the hotel is bad! ! !
marisha88 Mon, 04 Jul 2011.22:39
well ...I didn’t want to get personal, but, apparently, I have to ...
who is dumb-headed here, so, I think, it is obvious to everyone ...and only a dumb-headed creature (not even a man ... ) can go down to such a level as to insult girls, whose level of intelligence leaves much to be desired ...
and hello to the village school you graduated from, because even elementary school students know that coffee is a masculine noun, and not, like you, a middle one ...
marisha88 Mon, 04 Jul 2011.22:44
but I wrote it in the hotel so that someone wouldn’t start convulsing already, otherwise here, I see, and it’s not far from the attack ...
I hope you see a doctor, otherwise your head, apparently, you have big problems already ...
camry1 Mon, 04 Jul 2011.22:59
"Girl", you got personal when you sent me to Brazil for a cup of coffee.
Judging by the last comment, you still need to finish school (preferably one where they are also being treated). Well, according to your hysterical comments, I think you can defend your doctoral thesis on the topic - "Psychosis and methods of its treatment. "
camry1 Mon, 04 Jul 2011.22:59
Write - doctors need to correctly diagnose and urgently begin treatment ! ! !
camry1 Mon, 04 Jul 2011.23:21
Well, where are you (((, so it was interesting ...
nataliko Today at 12:48 pm
How sad it is, if you discard emotions, then the review is 95% correct. Came back from these ***** a week ago.
pravda. lub Today at 3:22 pm
Dear camry1! ! !
I hasten to support you ...but not in a dispute with a dubious travel agency employee who, without a twinge of conscience, sends our brother ("fan of the Azov coast") to a RESERVATION called ALANIA in the firm belief that this is the most suitable vacation spot for US!
Obviously, hidden remorse on a subconscious level does not allow this
girl-marisha88 realize the ridiculousness of their own greatness...
In addition, the education of this creature, obviously received in the best schools in London and Paris, hits hard on the mind as well ...otherwise how can one explain such an aggressive attitude towards a COMPATRIAT! ?
Such super-humans allow themselves in reviews of Turkey statements like "dirty swimwear" and "Russian (or Ukrainian) cattle" that came in large numbers from Muhosransk and Khatsapetovka ...
And also, to be overly indignant at the fact that any Turk from the servants in the hotel will first of all serve a Turk ! ! !
As for the latter, I can only say that the honor and praise of SUCH A NATION, in which the SERVICE "bends" in the first place in front of the FATHER! ! ! Surely, none of the Turks will declare with enthusiasm about the rest in the hotel, in which there were practically no ...fellow countrymen ! ! !
We - Russians (Ukrainians, Belarusians) with our mysterious soul and energy that no one understands (and never realized) CAN ALLOW OURSELVES to do too much! ! ! But from the point of view of CULTURE, we still need to understand Who is Who very deeply ...
In support of your review, I really want to add my word ...however, in a somewhat expanded sense: your review should be read by everyone who is going on vacation to Turkey and to whom such unfortunate travel service workers as the marisha88 girl recommend Alanya ! ! !
THERE ARE NO GOOD HOTELS IN ALANYA! ! !
There are fewer and fewer of them (decent) in other regions of Turkey! And the point is not at all that RUSSIANS WERE HERE... ! ! ! We are just patient - we will endure, we will keep silent ...Okay, it will do! ! !
And the East is a delicate matter...especially when it comes to money-money! Why strain the owner of the hotel, if the Russians endure, keep silent ...they will do it anyway! ! ! Separately taken COPIES can be indignant, make a little noise ...they will leave ...and others will come in their place! !
Fortunately, the unfortunate worker of the tourist service, the girl marisha88, without a twinge of conscience, will paint "ALL THE CHARMS" of the rest in the hotels of ALANYA to the next "light brown-tourist", who does not even suspect that NATURAL COFFEE ...only in Brazil ! ! ! )))
marisha88 girl! Have you ever tried TURKISH COFFEE? ? ? I personally love it! ! ! And in Mega Saray, and Letoonia, and in Cornelia, and in Atlantis, and in Silence Park, and in Queen Elizabeth ...only in Arancia (that is, in ALANIA) natural coffee did not SMELL! ! !
camry1 Today at 04:38 PM
pravda. lub - 5 points, I didn’t even hope that someone would come out in support of a compatriot, I agree with you 100% and I want to add that all the same "power is in truth"!
pravda. lub Today at 05:41 pm
Yes brother-camry1! ! ! Power is in the truth! ! ! And Truth, brother - in Russia! ! ! But not soon...
That's when We understand - WHAT I'm talking about ...then the TRUTH will be with US! ! !
Greetings from Ukraine...
pravda. love Lord! Turkey is a wonderful country! ! ! Turks are normal people, neither worse nor better than US...they are just different! ! !
Service in hotels "plows" for "penny" ...and any of them are not able to afford to rest even ...in 3 stars in economy ALANYA! ! ! Therefore, do not once again get hung up on the waiters in restaurants and cleaners in the rooms ...Let's talk about the philosophy of OUR HOLIDAYS in Turkey!
The ALL INCLUSIVE system is a good system, but it is gradually becoming ABSURD! ! !
And if there is no development and improvement of the "ALL INCLUSIVE" philosophy in the hotels of Turkey, the tourism industry of this country is DOOMED! ! !
But this is the third component of the economy of this country...! ! !
Today, "all inclusive" in hotels in Turkey is a lot, a lot of things ...and NOTHING! ! ! Let me explain!
Middle-class hotels (let's leave out the Mardan Palace and all sorts of Rixos there. . ), positioned to a large extent on the BROTHER-SLAVES, prefer to create the appearance of ABUNDANCE at the expense of QUANTITY, but not at the expense of QUALITY ...
At the same time, the main component of OUR REST - SERVICE (in the sense of the moral COMFORT OF HOLIDAYERS) is not considered (in my opinion!! ) either fundamentally or automatically ...
But brothers - MANAGERS! ! ! Animal instincts (to devour, to get drunk ...sorry - BREAD AND PLACES!! ) - this is not the BASIS ! ! !
Just imagine: you came to visit a very rich man (brother-in-law-cousin-classmate, etc. ) who left somewhere on business (well, he is an oligarch !!! , they always have a lot to do ... ) and left at your disposal your servants and all your surrounding comfort ...a clean pool, azure lawns, licked (sorry! ) toilets and more ...By ordering the servants to blow off dust particles from you ! ! !
Can you imagine? ? ? For a week or two, you become an OLIGARCH! ! ! And (suddenly!! ! ) you begin to understand that LIFE is worth it to CONTINUE...not in the sense of another week or two, but in the sense of HEALTHY OLD AGE...
which will never be HEALTHY if only BREAD AND SPEAT...
in unlimited quantities! ! !
To be continued... .
