Ужасный отель! Не рекомендую Terrible hotel! I do not recommend

I rarely write reviews, and always positive, but here I can not resist...
I'll put it all down:
1. The owner is a pissed-off Turk who believes that the guests of the hotel owe him something. On the first day, we wanted to change the room from standard to family and pay extra for it accordingly. To which he yelled and generally told us to get out of the hotel. Only after I threatened to call the police did he calm down.
2. In the heat of 42 degrees, the hotel does not even have a water cooler.
3. There are no refrigerators in the rooms. There is also no shared refrigerator.
4. For breakfast, they give such a portion that the cat is not enough. For children there is no milk, no cereal, no fruit - nothing. With us, people bought food and tried to feed themselves somehow.
5. There are no balconies in a standard double room, so there is nowhere to dry towels and swimwear. They hung it on a rope in the yard. Dry your underwear where and how you want.

6. If you are traveling alone, you will be given a room of 4 square meters. m. Air conditioning will blow you right in the head.
7. Wi-Fi is available only downstairs at the reception desk. And it almost never works. Had to use wifi on the beach.
8. The hotel has a small capacity called a swimming pool, but you can not swim in it after 17.30. So the host said to the guests from Belarus. Where it is written is also not clear.
9. The rooms are not cleaned at all, they just wave a dirty rag and leave.
10. Bed linen and towels are changed once a week. That's what the owner ordered.
11. The room has a TV, but no Russian federal channels. There is only TNT and some kind of channel for believers, through which some sectarians brainwash around the clock.
THE CONCLUSION IS: don't be fooled by the fact that the hotel is located next to the sea. The coast is full of other hotels and everything is close by. BUT NOT A FEET TO THE HOTEL BODENSEE!