Противоречивый отель Controversial hotel

Many rooms with malfunctions, but they can settle in a good room. I heard a story about how they settled in the basement, they refused to change it, and the cleaning lady, on the demand to somehow tidy up the room, replied that there was no such room. The comrade was going to smash the TUI to smithereens upon returning home. I advised him to go again and demand a number. At first they gave him a broken TV, etc. , then they gave him a normal number and he no longer remembered about the terrible revenge. Newly completed rooms under the roof are tolerable, except for the fact that the shower pours over the toilet, it is impossible to wash your face over the sink, because. it is tiny and there is a shelf and a hair dryer above it, and the only hole in the toilet-shower is in the floor, and at night, after the water drains, it stinks. Balcony railings are held on 2 screws, you can fall along with the glass, which is inserted under the railing.
You can close your eyes that the water, especially hot intermittently, you can leave only a gap at the balcony door, so that at 5 in the morning you won’t wake up from the sounds from the mosque (although there are more than 300 m), you can turn on your TV so as not to listen to the conversations and screams of the neighbors (having scanned the Hotbird satellite and found a dozen Russian channels there), you can bring snacks and drinks to your room, you can find a cart with shampoo and linen products in the corridor at night. Fine, Gregory! - Excellent, Konstantin! A screw, wrapped in a plaster partition, flew out, propping up the rickety table with a refrigerator.
Or we will give a bribe immediately upon arrival, carefully check the number and achieve something good.

Not everyone had blankets and coat hangers. If we get lucky.
Yes, strong drinks are diluted and poured into dirty glasses from battered bottles. But, according to the drinkers, the vodka is normal, it does not give a heavy hangover. Ask for gin, and they will pour you vodka from a gin bottle - that means no luck, next time you will be lucky. Come in a washed glass. Beer and gin are intermittent - catch your luck! In general, this hotel is for those who know how to find an acceptable solution in a non-standard setting. The plates ran out immediately after the start of dinner - we take small ones for bread. Forks, spoons are dirty - three napkins or mine in the room. The food is decent if you know what to choose. The main thing is not what is left of the previous meals and is densely filled with something to cover up shortcomings. There were not enough grapes, take a place closer to the distribution and immediately go to take as soon as they bring it. There are apples, oranges, tangerines. The tea is literally black. Coffee powder. "And what did you want for that kind of money (C)". A couple of times in 9 days there was delicious fish (and not just mackerel, which prevailed), the rest of the time chicken and soy-goat-lamb cutlets (judging by the peculiar smell and taste).
The bar on the beach is more modest, but you can also have a bite to eat. Tomatoes, cucumbers and greens have always been. Soups were tasty, though unusual, everything was wiped.
The sun lounger should be taken either until 9 o'clock, or when they have already gone for lunch.
In general, if you adapt, the rest will be quite pleasant.
In the direction of Alanya, you can walk along the beach to the peninsula and walk along it. To Alara Grand Bazaar - 300 meters to the highway with an underpass. There, in the far right corner of Mini-Migros, he has an ATM of Denis Bank. Having reached the highway, you can take a bus to Alanya. At first, I even manage to sit down, but then the bus is packed "to the eyeballs". Drive for about half an hour.