Club smile green hill hotel Turkey Club smile green hill hotel Turkey

Here I rested from my vacation, now that THIS is behind, we can talk about an unforgettable vacation in Greenhill.
Everything started great, good weather, bus directly to the hotel… 100% mood for a good holiday. At the reception, the Turks speak Russian, I offer money for a good number... they rummage through the computer for a long time... they found 231 "good numbers".
Delivered to the room on a tarantisik, the efficient driver helped to take off the luggage and drag it to the room, we go in! . . And . . ! . . ? Is this a good number? The blow of the smell of mold in the nose, for a while, interrupted the mood for positive. A crude room on the first floor, and even for a surcharge, is a mistake. Things were taken out of the room, the family left on the suitcases, he ran after the Turk to the tarantasik to the reception.

. . . - There are no other good numbers, this is the best number, there is nothing to change for, agree, this is a good number... For 10 minutes, the Turks argued that other numbers are worse, and there is nothing to change, and I gave up. In the end, the room was probably not ventilated, we will open the windows and by the evening it will be fine, the main thing is the mood for a good rest. We settled in, opened the windows, left to look for something to eat...
By the pool, near the pool, towels are not given for money. To the beach, towels are not provided on the beach. All towels of different stripes, probably brought with them. We left the beach. Near the pool learned that the towels are already taken at the reception. Okay, we'll survive, the main thing is to have a good rest. At the reception, they learned that you can’t pay 1 bucks for a towel at the time of the exchange - you have to pay immediately for the entire period of bucks per day, and then whether or not to change is a personal matter for everyone.
Second day. The soap dispenser broke, it was leaking from under the shower cubicle... they said the maid left 2 bucks near the mirror. The soap was gone, the maid folded the towels in a pile, did not clean. We'll survive, the main thing is the mood for a good rest.
Day three. Soap did not appear, I bought it in a store (on the territory of the hotel, next to the restaurant). In the shower, the water is warm, it flows from under the shower, they said no one came. Children want to use the toilet, we had to clean the lake with towels. The room stinks of dampness. We'll survive, the main thing is the mood for a good rest. We decided to "get drunk" at dinner - there were 15 people in line at the bar in the dining room - too lazy to stand, and remained sober and angry.
Day four. Soap did not appear, the booth was not fixed. Water flowed on the head from the toilet from the second floor. To hell with the mood - with a scandal at the reception, they don’t give another number, after 5 minutes a plumber ran to them... they went outside, returned from the dining room - we don’t go to the shower - it’s disgusting and I don’t want to clean up.

Day five. There are no other numbers. The plumber came, poked around under the booth, the flow almost stopped. The wife does not go to the shower (and the water is barely warm and not pleasant). Soap did not appear. Waiting for the maid to arrive. I stand near the door and observe - with me, I changed the bed and towels and washed the floor with clean water with floor chemicals. The dust did not wipe - it's even good. I sighed that there was no soap dispenser... Yes, I'm already used to green soap in olive oil.
Day six. In the evening, the wife and child came out of the toilet, followed by the collapse of the ceiling. The representative of the tour operator on the mobile replied that he could come only tomorrow, the general manager did not appear at the hotel, he received paper and a pen from the receptionist to write a claim. Because the representative of the tour operator will only tomorrow find out which of the authorities will be able to accept the claim registered with the tour operator tomorrow. The front manager showed up. After talking with him, I realized that the hotel was 100% full (this is May 18! ). His attitude finished off, they treat their customers with disdain, he is not afraid of complaints to the tour operator. Sue him? For a tour operator? No, I didn’t buy anything from them, I bought a “tusky product” from a friend, sue a friend for rudeness of the hotel administration . . ? Das… I refuse to go on vacation through friends. I cease to be indignant and demand, I begin to ask for a change of number. Scribe. The number was promised to be given in the morning.
In the morning we received the key to the normal room. Although there is no hot water there, it’s not scary - the vacation will end soon, we’ll wash ourselves at home.
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Separately and food. Everything is not tasty, cold. There was chicken and fish, and even a salad with tuna meat - but everything was done poorly. 2 times for dinner there was fresh fried fish - delicious! Baking - rubbish on palmetine (is there really not enough money for margarine). From such food in the All-Inc canteen, by the end of the vacation, long-forgotten gastritis reminded of itself. Luckily, the vacation didn't last long. Tea - Lipton in tampaks is brewed in a saucepan with a tap - pour yourself from there. Who does not want tea can drink yuppies. There was not even such a familiar and beloved TAN in Turkey. Beer - I still don’t understand what it looks like more, felts like Zhiguli, felts like kvass.

Separately about wine. Wine is poured from bottles. Delicious ordinary wine, white beyaz. Territory and wine are two pluses of the hotel.