There is absolutely nothing

Written: 29 october 2021
Travel time: 24 october — 6 november 2021
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 3.0
Service: 3.0
Cleanliness: 4.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 2.0
There is absolutely nothing!! ! Only the liver. The husband says that he has not eaten so much liver since kindergarten. Today was Turkish night. In honor of the holiday, we turned this liver)))
Well, about alcohol. Today is the fourth day of our stay, gin is over. . . Everywhere. . . Only vodka remains. . .
The first two days were Cancers. I’m somehow not used to eating liver, so I took stacks of Raki to my room to have a snack with purchased snacks (oh yes, I forgot to say, there are simply no snacks in a 5-star hotel, no one has heard anything about nuts here). On the third day, a serious uncle came up to me and told me not to carry Raki anymore. To all my "Why? ", He simply said "Once you can, but no more. " And after that they stopped pouring Raki for me.

Because we went out of season, there was a big hope for a sauna / hammam and an indoor pool. In fact: hammam is paid, sauna (now attention!!! ) 15 min. per day from 9:00-11:00! There is an indoor pool, but no! Only open with ice water.
And it's 5 stars! And that's a lot of money!
I understand that the crisis, but the hotel next door smells like barbecue and there is live music in the evening. And the hotel is smaller than ours. At least climb over the fence to them.
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