Отель красивый НО..! The hotel is beautiful BUT..!

I rested in this hotel from May 24 to June 1.2008. Yes, the hotel is very nice, brand new, the animators are trying, clean and beautiful on the territory and the restaurant. But there are a number of significant advantages that will poison the rest of even the most humble and unspoiled tourists. So the facts:
1. - check-in to the rooms is just awful, and not because you can check in after 14-00, just the hotel confirms the NON-EXISTENT number of rooms! morning until 22 pm for two days. There were no free rooms. People were accommodated by 3.4, 5 people, in family and two-room rooms. Although everyone has 2 people in vouchers. You are pleased if you are alone with your husband, and you are accommodated someone else's man or woman? And after a grandiose scandal, 30 people were sent to the neighboring Botanist for 1 night. They fought for two days with resettlement, two more with resettlement.
2. Food - you won’t be hungry, but cold grilled chicken is not tasty, fried mackerel is also not a fountain, and always cold and raw potatoes for breakfast. Lots of vegetables, and fruits are green apricots, something like plums, a little bit of strawberries (+ turn), only oranges and apples were delicious, but for some reason only finely chopped. Outside the hotel, we bought watermelon, strawberries and cherries.

3. Drinks - you can drink wine, red and white, beer is so-so, tea is good, and coffee, your hand does not rise to call that swill from the COFFEE tenons (orphan Asya's pussy). Everything else is greatly diluted, except for cancer.
4. Cleaning is tolerable, but they don’t change their linen, towels only after the money left. And for some reason they clean it at 14-15 hours, when you want to hide from the heat.
5. A very important factor - If you got into that wing that overlooks the Dolphin Hotel, I sympathize with you: on this side there are 2 transformers - Mukarnasovsky and Delfinovsky. They rumble day and night, people also complained about unpleasant odors (there is a "rear yard") take out waste, garbage.
5. The hotel is beautiful, new. But the air conditioners do not cool anything. And it is noisy with an open balcony, because people have fun until 3 am, and until the morning.
6. The hotel guide Shapi is a beetle, if for some reason you cannot or do not want to go on an excursion for which you have already paid, then your money is crying. They will not be returned to you.
7. People don't listen to hotel guides - don't go to a Turkish restaurant, go to a Chinese one!
8. The pools are excellent, there were enough sun loungers, but all the time I had to fight with an umbrella, it was carried away and turned over by a gust of breeze.
8. The beach is large, there are a lot of awnings and sunbeds, but you can only enter the sea from a pontoon, because there are large pebbles everywhere. Without shoes and skill it will be excruciatingly painful...
I hope someone will find this information useful. Twice a week, Tuesday and Friday, a market comes in front of the hotel, with all sorts of junk. You can take a walk in the evening in any direction from the hotel - there are also shops there.
And last year I had a rest in Side hotel Emirkhan 4*.