Очень своеобразный отель... A very unique hotel...

We arrived on vacation on May 18.2011, for 14 days. And we want to share our experiences. We settled almost at night, and waking up in the morning we had the impression that we were in the 60s. Let's start with the positives: 1. The hotel is very green, BUT DON'T DARE TO TOUCH IT, YOUR HANDS WILL BE torn off. 2. The hotel buildings themselves are located at a distance from the road, so it is almost quiet, except for the singing mule at 5.00 in the morning, and the sea is only visible from the 4th and 5th floors. 3. The girls who clean the rooms are very friendly and clean very well and clean, if you leave a tip, they will decorate your room with flowers. We give them 5 stars for their work. 4. The hotel is located near the city center, 10 minutes walk and you are in the center. 5. The pool is well located and very decent. Yes, from the positive reviews, probably EVERYTHING. Now for the negatives: 1. The hotel has a lot of bosses and almost no subordinates. 2. There is no hot water in the hotel, and if there is, then only in the evening. 3. The hair dryer did not work in our room, no matter how much I asked to fix it. 4. The "Big Boss" constantly sits in the bar near the pool, who fixes your every drink, who, how much and what he drank. 5. Constantly some drinks were missing. Either there is no gin, then there is no wine, and there is no juice at all. 6. Musical accompaniment constantly had to beg, and if included, then very quietly. Mula at 5.00 am sang much louder. 7. After the complaint of the tourists who left their review above, a buffet appeared, which left much to be desired. For two weeks of rest, there were chicken 2 times and turkey 2 times, the rest of the time there were only semi-finished products. Surprisingly, when I asked for an omelette for breakfast, my wish was granted. 8. As mentioned earlier, the waiters look at your plate, BUT they remove it very quickly. 9. After 10 days, SUDDENLY, they began to demand a ribbon from us, which is put on our hand when checking into a hotel. We haven't raped her since day one. 10. Of fruits, ONLY apples and oranges are present. Provided that the market is filled with strawberries and cherries. 11. The beach is practically not cleaned, with huge stones and boulders entering the water. Sunbeds are all paid. 12. After the complaint of compatriots, a musical, Russian channel appeared. ONE. thirteen. Provided that the day of arrival and departure from the hotel is paid, the "Big Boss" of the hotel categorically forbids pouring drinks to those who leave today. 14. The guide of the meeting party refused to appear at the hotel after a 4-year-old child barely touched a lamppost and almost got hit on the head by a falling ceiling lamp. "Big Boss" categorically insisted on paying for the ceiling, no less than 60 bucks. The situation was resolved only after a collective letter signed by all Russian tourists. 15. One of the hotel security guards unobtrusively offers sex for money. 16. On the territory of the hotel, parking lots of cars were constantly arranged. TOTAL: If you are over 60, and you do not have any requests, if you like peace and quiet, then this hotel is for you.