Terrible hotel!

Written: 4 august 2013
Travel time: 23 july — 2 august 2013
Your rating of this hotel:
1.0
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Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 1.0
Service: 1.0
Cleanliness: 1.0
Food: 1.0
Amenities: 1.0
IT WILL NOT BE WORSE!!!!
In order:
They took us to the hotel. At the reception they didn't even offer water - it's +39C outside. We were 2 families. First family - 2 adults + 1 child. The second - 2 adults. Settling has begun. The first family was accommodated in a room that can be called tolerable for spending the night - 3 beds, dressing table, wardrobe, balcony, air conditioning, bathroom. There are very few free places. No chair, armchair or stool. Appearance - FEAR-LIKE - the wardrobe is covered with red floor paint, all the furniture is skewed, shelves are falling off somewhere. In the bathroom, towels of a disgusting dirty (formerly white) color. There is a constant stench from the sewer. Mattresses with bulging springs, proud. bedspreads - sovdepiya in short supply. Refrigerator in the closet. It does not even fit a 2 liter bottle of water, only 2-3 small ones. barely chills. For half a day, good large plums fermented in it)))) Absolutely empty - at least they put a small bottle of water. But even that wasn't terrible. We felt real horror when we began to settle in a second family - me and my husband. When they unlocked the door to our room, we smelled like a thick cloud of a public toilet somewhere at the station..... it’s impossible to breathe, I immediately felt sick. The furniture is the same, only one bed, no balcony, and the total area of ​ ​ a double room was 6 square meters. In reality, the closed suitcase did not fit into any aisle - they were 25-30 cm each....It was impossible to lie down on the bed without hitting your head on a hanging shelf with a TV. The telly was fixed at such an angle that the image could only be seen while standing))))) Further more interesting - THERE WAS NO WINDOW..... more precisely, there was a frame, but there was no glass. All this was coquettishly covered with washed out and in some places torn tulle of an incomprehensible color. The mirror was nailed in such a way that one could see oneself only below the waist (the question is - for what height, because I am 159 cm tall). the faucets, the toilet bowl and the shower stall were completely covered with lime deposits, and the pipes were rusty. There are rusty smudges on the ceiling, in some places plaster flakes hang from the ceiling....sometimes it falls on the head)))) There was air conditioning, but there was no point in the absence of a window. At the same time, half of the functions did not work on it.

In short, we refused to live in such a pantry, where there is not enough space for one child, not to mention two adults, and demanded a more decent room. After an hour and a half scandal, we were told to move to another room tomorrow. Indeed, the promise was kept. But as a result, there was only one difference - a balcony appeared and the footage was increased by 2 square meters. m.
But that's not all!!!!
I wake up early - at 7.00. Every day I used to drink coffee or tea in the morning. But, as it turned out, not everything is so simple in this hotel. The COFFEE MACHINE in the lobby bar was turned on only from 10.00))))) There was nowhere else to get coffee or tea. TIN! Where is the logic???? ? 90% of residents are already at 8.00 on the sea, because. in this heat you can only be outside until 11.00.
Again, that's not all. NUTRITION! So, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Menu - dried buns left over from yesterday's afternoon snack, 2 varieties of cereal, 3 fillings for cereal - honey, jam, milk (you could even dream about yogurt), butter in disposable packages, 1-2 types of cheese. ALL!!!!!! ! Those. Really, the man has nothing to eat at all. Our husbands stopped going to breakfast after the second day - there is nothing to eat anyway. And this is the menu every day. Further, LUNCH - 1 type of soup - tomato puree soup with chili pepper - smoke from the ears from the spiciness, 1 type of meat dish (chicken pieces in vegetable gravy or fried fish or meat and vegetable cutlets). All naturally otsroe. For garnish - a choice of rice or potatoes. Sometimes there was pasta. Salads 2-3 types - cucumbers + tomatoes + chili peppers + greens. Boiled potatoes in pieces + peas. Beans + onions. From cutting - fresh tomatoes or cucumbers. Dessert - one sweet (pieces of soaked biscuit), the second - watermelon. Drinks - from the machine - orange, strawberry, multi. But, I want to warn you right away - you can’t drink it - the child dripped on a T-shirt - it didn’t even wash off with antipyatin. And the "mustache" from the drink in the child could not be wiped off even with wet wipes. Dinner is an average between breakfast and lunch)))))))
Entertainment - NO!!!! ! You can take backgammon at the reception)))))

Swimming pool. The size is about 3 by 8 meters. All deep. There is no planned descent. The child categorically refused to climb there. Nearby is a tiny (two meter) children's room. Sunbeds on the pool for the entire hotel 12 pieces. Whoever got up before, that and slippers)))) The bartender is alone at the lobby bar in the lobby and at the pool. One could not even dream of replacing the trays on the tables. Gladus vodka 10... no more - how they managed to make it so bad is incomprehensible. But we conducted an experiment - 4 adults drank 200 grams of this vodka in one gulp....Nobody even felt it))))) They started buying alcohol in the store, because. I can drink water at home. Yes!!! ! The bar was open only until 23.00.
In short, a disgusting place. Who wants to throw away money and ruin their vacation for themselves and their family - WELCOME TO CLASS BOUTIQUE HOTEL!!!!! !
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