Объективно об отеле, субъективно об отдыхе) Objectively about the hotel, subjectively about the rest)

Hello everyone!
For those who have not written reviews, I want to say that a rating of 5 means "a lot of flaws, but it will work with beer. " And there is.
I read good reviews and decided to go with a guy to this hotel. I will write everything in order, I advise you to read it. I must say right away that we are 22 and 25 years old. That is, there was no particular finickiness and prejudice too.
Tour operator Coral. Immediately about him: guides are ready to help only in what they read from a piece of paper; friendly only to those who do not have pretensions and sensible questions; Prices for excursions are very high (about them below). But this is purely our subjective opinion. Maybe it was cool. . .
1. Location: - Alanya is very beautiful. - The location of the hotel is very good. Everything is close. - From the beach 70 meters.

2. Beach: - You don't have to go to Cleopatra. - Sandy (pebbles crushed to sandy dust) and 1 meter of stones with a diameter of 4-6 cm at the entrance to the sea, then also sand. - Sun loungers can be rented at the reception ($3 a day, $12 a week). BUT! You can go to the beach and even without knowing languages, smiling at the guy in charge of the beach, take sunbeds for $ 1-1 sunbed. You can generally lie on towels, but then you will be next to the Turks, who also come there to swim.
3. Hotel: - Few people even speak English at the reception, but it's better not to mess with Shura (a large woman, Russian-speaking head of the Hammam) anyway. Although she smiles and helps, but believe me... Something is not right there... - There is NO territory. - The pool is always ice cold (it's better not to go with children)
4. Rooms: - Slavic nationalities are accommodated in only one building. No "House" with repairs shines even for 20 bucks (only if the hotel is terribly crowded, but we were in August and this still didn't happen). In the "House" food is "breakfast", and here is "All". See number saz. On account of the fact that the rooms on the 6th floor are worse - look better specifically for your room and if the air conditioner is working, then take the 6th floor (especially double beds are only there. Near steel single beds). We had number 505 (we also saw 405.205, 204.605). The coolest was 605, but without a balcony. Advice: who will be with single beds, but wanted a double bed, do not suffer yourself - ask the cleaning lady immediately to re-lay the mattresses together, otherwise you will fall into the gap))
5. Nutrition: If you eat more than 10 days, you will get bored. Salads are always the same (no exaggeration). Sweet too. From hot always chicken, meat is not given. Ground sausages - tasteless without sauces. Rare potatoes. Very weak. Drinks: Crayfish, Vodka, Gin Tonic, Cola, Sprite, Wine (like dry but it is impossible to drink without ice).

6. Infrastructure and transport: - A lot has already been written about shops. So I won't repeat myself, it's all true. The only thing is that there is a Macromarket on the way to the city - it is better than Migros, except that there is no alcohol there. Take beer and wine not in street shops, but in Migros - cheaper. - I know for sure that the 1st bus goes up the mountain to the castle. This is the final stop. - CLUBS: Robin Hood consists of 4 floors. The first one is always empty. On the second, there is good music in the style of the National Library of Russia, but they just put on ready-made tracks. A HUGE MINUS of this club: the number of people per 1 square meter is 6 people, sweaty impudent Turks rub against the girls, girls alone CANNOT go there. A good Hollywood club: club music is mixed with the National Library of Russia, a lot of foreigners, there is something to breathe but there are a lot of people, there is a place to sit down, beautiful, COOL! - In the market, bargain at least half of the things (a friend took shoes that were declared for $ 15 for $ 5, and much more). Just smile)
7. Excursions from the coral: White Swan - a yacht with a foam disco - rare... hmm... well, in general, the price does not match the quality at all. Pammukale - two days - very cool, but VERY VERY expensive. The water park is expensive, but cool, take it on the street (despite the fact that the guides will intimidate you at first). It's all subjective too. Maybe someone 160 bucks for 2 days and normal
Now the general impressions: We had a great rest, picked up a Moscow accent (Ukrainians themselves), laughed, almost never been in the room, Alanya itself is super !!! ! I won't go to the hotel again! I do not advise! Bats, by the way, are right in the hotel))
Good luck! If you have anything to ask - write))