Hotel for the Russian proletariat.

Written: 7 june 2011
Travel time: 28 may — 5 june 2011
Who does the author recommend the hotel to?: For a relaxing holiday; For families with children
Your rating of this hotel:
6.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 8.0
Service: 7.0
Cleanliness: 5.0
Food: 7.0
Amenities: 7.0
Just returned from this hotel. It doesn’t pull on 5 stars in any way, a four, no more, and then with an interference fit. An extra star, apparently, was given for focusing on children.
The hotel is old and slightly rundown. They settled quickly, another 10 people came with us, they all settled in 40 minutes. Residential buildings stand as a well, so if you are "lucky" and the windows of your room will face this well, you will hear any sneeze.
A definite plus is two-room standard rooms, even with 2 children it is not crowded. The furniture in the rooms is not new, but quite decent, which cannot be said about the plumbing: a sink with cracks, a bathtub with traces of rust, water from the shower barely comes out, and at first it is very cold for a very long time, and after 2 minutes it heats up sharply, the toilet drain does not completely overlap.

The food for a budget hotel is normal, but there is almost no meat, which is not surprising at a price of $ 40 per kilo of beef. A couple of times there were meat cutlets, once - kebab. But there were always 2-3 types of birds, fish. But the fact that they didn’t give berries at all (strawberries, cherries) and that they don’t give enough fruit is incomprehensible, given that even in a tourist-oriented city shop, all this costs a penny (by our standards, of course).
I really didn’t like that when they fried something on the grill for dinner, they gave out a small portion in one hand. I myself saw how a woman asked to put a second skewer of barbecue for a child - the cook was adamant. And as a result, at the end of the dinner, there was a whole uneaten baking sheet, already cooled down and not needed by anyone.
The waiters and bartenders are great, they all understand a little Russian, they are cheerful and attentive. Housekeeping was a mess: the first 3 days everything was fine, they cleaned it when we were on the beach, from 10 to 12. Then for one day our child got sick, so they put up a “do not disturb” sign, and then the mess started: another day there was no cleaning, the receptionist did not complain, they cleaned the next day. Then they weren't cleaned for 2 days until our departure. I note that we have a 3-year-old child who needs to sleep during the day, so after dinner they hung "do not disturb".
I won’t say about the adult animation, we didn’t participate, but the children’s one is not bad, the girls are rocking the mini-disco! But not for kids! - the kids in the mini-club are left to themselves, a couple of times I watched the situation, how the child was crying, and the animator Sveta (I could be mistaken with the name) was reading a book indifferently.
The territory is not very big, but very green. Minus - you can sit down only in the restaurant and bars, there are no benches in the alleys.
Water slides are purely for children, both in height (4 meters in total) and in the depth of the pool below them (115 cm). But pools for every taste - 2 paddling pools 40 cm deep, both with small slides, a shallow pool under the roof (it is not clear why), 2 full-fledged ones, with a depth of more than 1.5 m.

The beach - small pebbles, the kids - what you need, but it's worth going waist-deep into the sea - a stone slab begins, a sharp rise in the bottom. Therefore, even with a slight wave, it is better to enter the sea from the pier, on which, unfortunately, there is only one staircase. What was the second one worth doing?
Across the road from the hotel - the village of Konakli - shops, restaurants, etc.
In general, the impressions of the hotel would be rather positive, if not for the most important minus - the contingent! Russian cattle!
If you like to see the eyes of compatriots filled with strong alcohol by noon - you are in this hotel!
If you like it when your child is pushed out of the line for ice cream, this is the hotel for you!
If you like that your child was simply pushed in the alley so that he fell and hurt his knee, and the pusher did not even pay attention to it because he could barely stand on his feet - you should go to this hotel!
If you like to hear drunken cries until late at night - you should go to this hotel!
If you like it when at 2 o'clock in the morning a drunken schmuck breaks into your room with cries of "Masha, open your own" - you should go to this hotel!
If you like it when at 6 in the morning a cry is heard on the street, "Why are you yelling, people are still sleeping" - you should go to this hotel!
If you yourself - what I described - then you are even more in this hotel! Paradise is here for you!
And this despite the fact that most of these "people" came with children!
But we will no longer poke our heads into this concentrated branch of the working-class region of the Russian hinterland.
And finally - if you are still going to this hotel - DO NOT BUY SWEETS IN THE HOTEL SHOP - WORMS Crawl IN THEM!! ! Before leaving, we bought 3 boxes (different! ) for souvenirs - at home in 2 they found either worms or caterpillars. Dropped all 3.
Translated automatically from Russian. View original