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Rooms:
4.0
Service:
5.0
Cleanliness:
5.0
Food:
6.0
Amenities:
4.0
My friends and I traveled on last-minute trips. We flew in a Tunisian small plane. They were fed with terrible rubber rolls, and they gave only fanta, cola and water to drink.
HOTEL:
The hotel is small, located right on the beach. But to the center you need to take a taxi, it's a bit far on foot. Six floors, small rooms. Half of the rooms face directly onto the street with side sea views. The second half with direct sea views. The rooms are small. There were 3 of us and they just gave us an extra bed. They cleaned well, every day, and we never left a tip. The bathroom is normal and spacious. There is no animation in the hotel at all, there was once a night bar on the 6th floor, but now it does not work there, everything is tattered and full of bottles with mold. The outdoor pool is very small. They did not dare to swim in the indoor pool, it is full of some kind of larvae. There are also two saunas and two ancient exercise machines. And here, a worker in a white coat provides a blowjob service and a fist fist service. And quite cheap. The hotel staff speaks English and French, Russian is poorly known. If you drink alcohol in a bar near the reception, then only a pure product, because everything diluted, including cocktails, is real shit.
BEACH:
The beach is normal, albeit municipal, but clean, a shizlong for the whole day costs only 1 dinar (about 6 hryvnias). Distance from the hotel - if you leave from the main entrance about 30 meters, and if through the canteen a maximum of 10 meters. The water was 20-22 degrees, the sea is clean and transparent.
FOOD IN THE HOTEL:
Our plane was all settled in this hotel and it looks like we were the openers of the season. For three days we were spoiled with all sorts of goodies, peaches, local pistachio halva and oranges. They did not even pay attention to the fact that we took out food with us. Then Poles and Arabos were settled. You had to go out for breakfast no later than 7, otherwise you might end up hungry. Although, apart from buns with butter and yesterday's stewed tomatoes, nothing more was given. The dinners were really varied and tasty. By the way, water and tea, coffee is provided only for breakfast.
EXCURSIONS:
Enough to take one. They call it the Sahara Excursion. But in fact, this is a two-day sightseeing tour of Tunisia. It is expensive - 152 dollars. But it's worth it. You travel around several cities, a coliseum, a Berber village where you are fed, riding a single-humped camel on sugar, a trip to an oasis with a stream and a waterfall. In short, it's the bomb. Don't wait. The tour is really fun. If possible, ask the guide Ahmed. He will feed you national olive oil cakes, delicious baklava and make clay masks. He also carries live scorpions and iguanas with him. And let them play with them. Ksati is fed three times a day during the tour. In hotels and Berber villages.
LOCAL CALORITE:
Local Arabs are complete freaks. Unless they grab the hands and other parts of the body, as in Egypt. But if you freeze at their harassment, they call you bitches afterward and yell at whatever places they fuck. They do not cling only to strappers. Although for them there are a lot of gigolos who will brighten up their leisure for a fee.
SHOPPING:
Souvenirs are a real problem, and it’s dangerous to walk alone at the local market and, in addition to bags made of genuine leather, buy more shit. But in the supermarket I recommend buying olive oil for 6 dinars per liter and halva (the price is not super cheap, but not very expensive and terrible yummy). Very cheap strawberries 1.5 dinars, watermelons and melons are very tasty and also cheap. Water for 1.5 liters 0.6 dinars.
In short, I want to say that given the price of the tour, and it was $ 230 per person. Neher to come out and talk about the fact that you do not understand what you paid money for. My friends and I got a complete positive, a lot of pleasure, and got drunk in the canteen twice as much as the cost of the tour. And if you want something super, go to five stars and for other grandmas.
HOTEL:
The hotel is small, located right on the beach. But to the center you need to take a taxi, it's a bit far on foot. Six floors, small rooms. Half of the rooms face directly onto the street with side sea views. The second half with direct sea views. The rooms are small. There were 3 of us and they just gave us an extra bed. They cleaned well, every day, and we never left a tip. The bathroom is normal and spacious. There is no animation in the hotel at all, there was once a night bar on the 6th floor, but now it does not work there, everything is tattered and full of bottles with mold. The outdoor pool is very small. They did not dare to swim in the indoor pool, it is full of some kind of larvae. There are also two saunas and two ancient exercise machines. And here, a worker in a white coat provides a blowjob service and a fist fist service. And quite cheap. The hotel staff speaks English and French, Russian is poorly known. If you drink alcohol in a bar near the reception, then only a pure product, because everything diluted, including cocktails, is real shit.
BEACH:
The beach is normal, albeit municipal, but clean, a shizlong for the whole day costs only 1 dinar (about 6 hryvnias). Distance from the hotel - if you leave from the main entrance about 30 meters, and if through the canteen a maximum of 10 meters. The water was 20-22 degrees, the sea is clean and transparent.
FOOD IN THE HOTEL:
Our plane was all settled in this hotel and it looks like we were the openers of the season. For three days we were spoiled with all sorts of goodies, peaches, local pistachio halva and oranges. They did not even pay attention to the fact that we took out food with us. Then Poles and Arabos were settled. You had to go out for breakfast no later than 7, otherwise you might end up hungry. Although, apart from buns with butter and yesterday's stewed tomatoes, nothing more was given. The dinners were really varied and tasty. By the way, water and tea, coffee is provided only for breakfast.
EXCURSIONS:
Enough to take one. They call it the Sahara Excursion. But in fact, this is a two-day sightseeing tour of Tunisia. It is expensive - 152 dollars. But it's worth it. You travel around several cities, a coliseum, a Berber village where you are fed, riding a single-humped camel on sugar, a trip to an oasis with a stream and a waterfall. In short, it's the bomb. Don't wait. The tour is really fun. If possible, ask the guide Ahmed. He will feed you national olive oil cakes, delicious baklava and make clay masks. He also carries live scorpions and iguanas with him. And let them play with them. Ksati is fed three times a day during the tour. In hotels and Berber villages.
LOCAL CALORITE:
Local Arabs are complete freaks. Unless they grab the hands and other parts of the body, as in Egypt. But if you freeze at their harassment, they call you bitches afterward and yell at whatever places they fuck. They do not cling only to strappers. Although for them there are a lot of gigolos who will brighten up their leisure for a fee.
SHOPPING:
Souvenirs are a real problem, and it’s dangerous to walk alone at the local market and, in addition to bags made of genuine leather, buy more shit. But in the supermarket I recommend buying olive oil for 6 dinars per liter and halva (the price is not super cheap, but not very expensive and terrible yummy). Very cheap strawberries 1.5 dinars, watermelons and melons are very tasty and also cheap. Water for 1.5 liters 0.6 dinars.
In short, I want to say that given the price of the tour, and it was $ 230 per person. Neher to come out and talk about the fact that you do not understand what you paid money for. My friends and I got a complete positive, a lot of pleasure, and got drunk in the canteen twice as much as the cost of the tour. And if you want something super, go to five stars and for other grandmas.
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