Don't even think about going!

Written: 23 october 2016
Travel time: 27 may — 7 june 2016
Your rating of this hotel:
2.0
from 10
Hotel ratings by criteria:
Rooms: 2.0
Service: 2.0
Cleanliness: 2.0
Food: 3.0
Amenities: 3.0
I rested from May 27 to June 7.2016. To begin with, the whole of Tunisia is one big garbage dump. So much garbage on the street probably not even in our landfills. We go further, hotel Les Pyramides 3 *. To be honest, I chose it because of the price, but I naturally read the reviews, after seeing the horror, I got the impression that most of the reviews left about this hotel are fake, especially for the promotion of the hotel (or the review writers were completely shot in the head to write something good). By location, the latest is obtained, i. e. everyone was taken away and you are the last, and vice versa, they took you first and then the rest, in general, at the end of geography. After receiving a kilogram brace with a simple key (and not like a plastic card in civilized countries), everything became clear to me. Oddly enough, the animator accompanied me to the room, I dragged the suitcase myself, but 10 meters before the room, he took it from me, well, I think everything will be fine. We went into the room and he began to demand from me $ 1 type for delivery, well, of course, I sent him culturally. The number itself (238) also does not attract 3 *, neither the safe nor the refrigerator for you, the antediluvian TV ripples and the remote control from it does not work, but the remote control works from the conder, but it does not (changed the batteries). Even the phone and that silence publishes. The view from the window is almost to the sea, from the side, but the nearby tower crane is in the way))) Leaking taps in the bathroom are the norm, I was sitting at the Reception (where there is half a wai-fai stick) and then a drop fell from the ceiling, then it dawned on me that this. And this is not the worst number, people changed 3 times. On the first night, and she just got on the weekend, they settled a crowd of locals, they were completely crazy, they started running around the floor at night, yelling at everyone's doors, knocking on the door, in general, the zoo continued. To change money at the Reception in general, it turns out to be without limits, the rate is 1.90, and next to the left there is a small cash desk where the rate is normal (2.07) but there is never anyone. Banks are better. The elevator works very hard, on the second floor the door has to be opened by hand if possible, I somehow couldn’t and went down to the 1st and from there on foot to the second, in recent days someone lost their nerves and pulled out the entire panel with wires. The food seems to be nothing, but the restaurant is also a zoo, I came, I signed the number, they noted you in your card and in theirs too, in short, the bracelet is not needed at all, everything is under the record. The sea is all blooming, I once swam then sweated to tear off the weeds, the sunset is stony, only cobblestones. On the beach if not all incl. you can’t even lie on a sun lounger, a towel in any case is your own. The pool is also dirty, but you can swim))) There is nowhere to go on excursions at all, a seedy pirate ship is a rare garbage, as we were told there food and drinks are free, but it turned out to be the opposite, and there is nothing to do. Sahara - 2 days they drive through the desert for all sorts of garbage, as they say, it's normal, but sorry, $ 125 is not on the road. I liked it on quadrics - 2 hours for $ 20 in the garbage, the road and the mountains, it’s cool, but you can’t accelerate much there, your beholder, I tried to accelerate the benz ended and the whole column lit up for 15 minutes))))
I went for the second time in my life from Anex (the first one was not enough to see), the hotel guide is still GMO, the name is Sahbi (t. You can even ask for a pen and it stings for a minute. Whatever you ask, he says the wrong thing, for example, I withdrew money from the card at local ATMs (having asked him first), he swore and swore that they were taking somewhere 1% for the rent, just checked and calculated that it was not 1, but somewhere 15.20 is obtained (depending on the amount, the more the less%). Well, I shot at least 3 times and not 30. For 4 days, I was sent a message from the agency that the flight was being postponed, and this one couldn’t even answer me for a day what was happening. By the way, some were transferred 3-4 times, so keep in mind when you plan to go, so as not to be late for work.
Now the main GMOs are ANIMATION, neither contests nor fun, forever stoned (by the way, hash is offered right next to the reception, the dude who gets the massage). For 12 days, a couple of discos and show time, and once the balls left the beach and that's it!!! ! Their boss - Maksimka, who is advertised by everyone, seems to be nothing like that, and ALL the rest are COMPLETE scumbags, they start pestering our girls, feeling them everywhere, come with us and all that, and this is from morning to night !! ! Where else have you seen this?? ? In general, Maksimka does not look after her own people, and they, feeling their impunity, begin to go crazy. By the way, the whole country is basking over our ladies there, one should not leave the hotel at all, only with men. Deception (to put it mildly) is everywhere, so think 7 times where you are going. For this money, you can go anywhere - to Cyprus, Turkey, Bulgaria, etc. round up, and not in such a country of freaks.
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