Лайко Хаммамет: отель для желающих похудеть Laiko Hammamet: a hotel for those who want to lose weight

If the purpose of your trip is to lose weight, swim in the sea and get enough sleep, Laiko Hammamet is your choice!
For breakfast, except for eggs and rolls, there is nothing (salads left over from dinner do not count), and for dinner you will be offered bony river small fish, microscopic shrimps and mussels. At best, you will find grilled chicken and "friendship" stew (chew - give to another). the only
joy - watermelons and melons. The rest of the fruit can be played golf or tennis (depending on the caliber).
Near the hotel there is a whole alley with restaurants where you can have a hearty and inexpensive meal (max. $ 20 per person). Had they known, they would have taken one breakfast. Thalassotherapy in the spa at the hotel costs the same as in a good salon in Moscow. However, the quality is average (and the duration

procedures are 2 times less... The devices are all ancient (LPG, myo-stimulation). He advises to visit the hammam upon arrival (they peel off so that you might think you have not washed for a year).
The original room cleaning will not leave you indifferent! After all, you are in a 5-star hotel! Forget the robes. A wilted rose was thrown into the trash before leaving for the beach . . We returned from the sea, and she was back in her place (in a vase on the table). Dirty 2-day glasses are filled with water and left on the sink. New soap was given to us after being next to the remnant
left a tip. Moreover, the quality of cleaning is the same regardless of the size of the tip left. Well, about the mess on the dressing tables: this is not Egypt and Turkey for you.
Keep order yourself.
The balcony door does not close. It's good that there is no one in the room, but a safe...
Drinking water is paid, there are feathers and bird nests on the balcony.
ABOUT! The most interesting: as it turned out, there is no animation in this hotel!
In the evening, your attention will be offered "live" music (in the hotel lobby and next to the pool, where you can remember your school years, sitting on an uncomfortable chair at an old school desk).
Target audience: couples with and without children, pensioners. Russian units. But more than half are Arabs.
Moreover, their women are adorned with henna (apparently, the mating season): the palms of the hands, the feet... There are always no beach towels. We went with the same ones for 2 days in a row. Beach: relatively clean. The toilet is on the key at the bartender in the beach bar . . There is NO shower !! ! Tipping is everything! For 2 dinars every day for 6 days on the 7th day you will be booked 2 sunbeds with good mattresses.
It should be noted that the locals are not as intrusive as the Egyptians "bye" (there are few Russians resting in Hammamet)... There is a supermarket near the hotel where you can buy yogurts (about a good
forget the sausage for the rest), fruits, protective creams, household chemicals.

It is better to stock up on medicines in Moscow, as it takes about 20 minutes to stomp to the nearest pharmacy... Better take what you are used to. And be sure to take it with you. something from MEDUZAS! They periodically swim closer to the shore . . In general, they are satisfied with the rest!
The main thing is attitude!
But we will not come back to this hotel and will not recommend. It is clearly not 5 stars.
Solid 3 with a plus, or far-fetched 4 stars.